Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

I've calmed down on the "BUUUUUT" but I still constantly say "it is what it is, dood"

BUUUUUT is one that I use constantly. And like someone else said I laugh whenever someone says “regarded.”

 

[Urgunt]

I’ve been calling people in my life Toobz or YouTube and they’re all just letting it happen without understanding or questioning it at all. “Here’s the thing of it YouTube…”

I've adopted way too many cobraisms. I said "that's what's up" at work the other day and threw up in my mouth a lil when I realized it. The Bog Fungi spreads.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Okay doodtz, here's the next Morrowind mod iteration, until I learn how to code a quest and shit (i'm already learning how to make a house).
There's a tree stump in Seyda Neen with this stuff


OG hat is Light Armor, Reservoir Tip should be Medium Armor, and the Wizard Hat is Heavy Armor.
The robes will be added with his house, and the vendor I'm planning with it. If this is annoying, I'll make a thread for it in games. I don't mean to shit up the thread, and the mods not kicking my ass is greatly 'pre-she-ated!

i've started saying "that's what's up" when something goes well, and my husband is also saying it with me TWU

 

[bonified retard]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Fuck I almost forgot that he used to make bongs out of plastic bottles. Those microplastic fumes deep frted his brain.

 

[Slim Boglim]

My favorite cobraverse inside joke is always “better not ______, BOY!” Because on the one hand it’s hilarious how it gets him every time and in the other hand it’s hilarious because it can be used for anything. Literally any action fits into it, it’s the perfect template. It’s the worst because it pops into my head and it makes me snicker all the time in situations where nobody would get it. like the other day my coworker was talking about how he uses so much salt to de-ice his driveway and “better make sure your driveway’s safe so you don’t slip and fall, BOY!” Popped into my head and it cracked up because it’s so fucking retarded it’s not even funny but at the same time it’s fucking funny. The more abstract it is the funnier it gets like “better not be contemplating our place in the universe, BOY!”

 

[Potion_Time]

Fuck I almost forgot that he used to make bongs out of plastic bottles. Those microplastic fumes deep frted his brain.

His mother deep frted his brain by drinking while pregnant. He was fucked way before he started consuming vast quantities of plastic.

 

[Giant Machine]

My favorite cobraverse inside joke is always “better not ______, BOY!” Because on the one hand it’s hilarious how it gets him every time and in the other hand it’s hilarious because it can be used for anything. Literally any action fits into it, it’s the perfect template. It’s the worst because it pops into my head and it makes me snicker all the time in situations where nobody would get it. like the other day my coworker was talking about how he uses so much salt to de-ice his driveway and “better make sure your driveway’s safe so you don’t slip and fall, BOY!” Popped into my head and it cracked up because it’s so fucking retarded it’s not even funny but at the same time it’s fucking funny. The more abstract it is the funnier it gets like “better not be contemplating our place in the universe, BOY!”

Better not be contemplating on kiwifarms the kingcobrajfs in-joke "better not _____ BOY!, BOY!

 

['Ole Dente]

Merry Christmas, Josh.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Merry Christmas, Josh.

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I'd like to see him play a harmonica with those carp lips.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I'd like to see him play a harmonica with those carp lips.
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Why the fuck does he look like Craig David's Bo Selecta mask? Oh my god, doodt.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

I've adopted way too many cobraisms. I said "that's what's up" at work the other day and threw up in my mouth a lil when I realized it. The Bog Fungi spreads.

I very nearly wrote "in the near distant future" in an internal communication message at the company. Thankfully the warning lights snapped on before I hit Send though.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I very nearly wrote "in the near distant future" in an internal communication message at the company. Thankfully the warning lights snapped on before I hit Send though.

Better not make an internal communication responce, BOY!

 

[ASeabear8952]

Better not be contemplating on kiwifarms the kingcobrajfs in-joke "better not _____ BOY!, BOY!

Better not create a new thread loop BOY!

 

[Jeffy Jefferson]

https://youtu.be/-JRkFksNonk

This really is a legendary YouTube recommendation. Is this proof that time travel does exist and our boy is now making drink combos using root beer, pickles, and hot sauce?

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

I very nearly wrote "in the near distant future" in an internal communication message at the company. Thankfully the warning lights snapped on before I hit Send though.

I catch my self saying
" But I digress "
" That's what's up "
Or
" That is most definitely what is up"
Oooof

 

[ResignedCustodes]

https://youtu.be/-JRkFksNonk

This really is a legendary YouTube recommendation. Is this proof that time travel does exist and our boy is now making drink combos using root beer, pickles, and hot sauce?

You beat me to it, I got recommended the same video.

Was going to post it and say this guy could be his real father, but Darklord Jord breaking time and space with his goth badboy magic also works.

Temporal displacement spells aren't easy, it is what it is toobs but I digress.

 

[Potion_Time]

I catch my self saying
" But I digress "
" That's what's up "
Or
" That is most definitely what is up"
Oooof

I once said "It is what it is, toobz" without realizing it in front of my social circle. They all gave me an awkward look wondering what I meant by "toobz".

Being a cobro is lonely at times.

 

['Ole Dente]

I once said "It is what it is, toobz" without realizing it in front of my social circle. They all gave me an awkward look wondering what I meant by "toobz".

Being a cobro is lonely at times.

My boss watches Cobra off and on and since my friend group is also my work group, it has made life very fun. I like sending company emails that end with

better not send me those kpi's so I can make action plans BOY

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I'll sometimes use the phrase "no skin off my shoes" at work, but everybody just assumes it's a Rickyism and(probably) pays it no mind.