How is Cali doing? Is it total desert and scrubland now?
The water crisis is still on going, and ineffective government is making it worse.
We just legalized pot.
Jerry Brown is threatening to launch climate change-monitoring satellites if Trump doesn't bow to his wishes.
Plastic bags are now illegal.
The death penalty miraculously survived the most recent bout of propositions.
Most of our money has gone either to welfare or a giant expensive train that's never going to be built.
As usual, Californians voted for another tax hike despite the last one failing to fulfill its purpose (lower college tuition)
We've illegalized any firearm magazines over ten rounds.
We elected Kamala Harris--a Planned Parenthood stooge who prosecuted whistleblowers--as our new Senator.
L.A Mayor Eric "Yoga Pants" Garcetti just divested millions of transportation dollars to a Jobs 4 Cons program to "thank those who paid their debt to society"
We're still ranked dead last for personal and economic freedom in the country.
At least the weather's nice if you live on the coast or up in the mountains.
