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When you LARP as a man to avoid competing with pretty skinny girls, only to end up jealous of pretty skinny girls LARPing as men. Look at her eyes. I'd rope myself if I woke up in that body.
Also notice that she's using "no filter slim", so this is her WITH a beauty filter on..
 
When you LARP as a man to avoid competing with pretty skinny girls, only to end up jealous of pretty skinny girls LARPing as men. Look at her eyes. I'd rope myself if I woke up in that body.
If she doesn't like her body, the least she can do is stop stuffing her face. She'll still be ugly and probably have terrible skin, but then she won't be ugly and fat.
 
Just make peace with being ugly and do something with your life. Get a job, get a hobby, learn some skills, get some pets to take care of (or houseplants if that's too much commitment), there's all sorts of productive things you can do no matter what you look like. If she stopped ruminating (lol) on her looks and went and touched grass she'd probably stop pooning too.
 
I posted a very peculiar pooner the other day and have returned with an even better picture of her…Jesus wept

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I posted a very peculiar pooner the other day and have returned with an even better picture of her…Jesus wept

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They're turning into the men they'd make fun of for being gross in the past (though obviously without actually passing). It's hilarious. But sure that leather gear squeezing her fat rolls will surely attract the gays, definitely!
 
When you LARP as a man to avoid competing with pretty skinny girls, only to end up jealous of pretty skinny girls LARPing as men. Look at her eyes. I'd rope myself if I woke up in that body.
I'm not crazy for thinking that looks suspiciously a lot like steroid acne, am I?
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Test is a steroid and they're giving them roids with none of the gym benefits and all the downsides. Lmao
 
I'm not crazy for thinking that looks suspiciously a lot like steroid acne, am I?
Test is a steroid and they're giving them roids with none of the gym benefits and all the downsides. Lmao
Yeah, but you actually have to work out for steroids to have that anabolic effect. I doubt any of these tubby fatass pooners have lifted anything heavier than a fork in years.
 
I posted a very peculiar pooner the other day and have returned with an even better picture of her…Jesus wept

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What causes pooners to see this type of stereotype in particular appealing? No, really. What genuinely goes through their head to start idolizing serial killer-looking leather daddies that even a lot of gay men their age find creepy, unless those gay men been molested.
Like what the fuck, why. Pooners can really look more scary than some transbians, thank god these little doods aren't as strong as men.
 
I posted a very peculiar pooner the other day and have returned with an even better picture of her…Jesus wept

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She looks like the kind of men who sit in their cars at the parking lots next to playgrounds with their hands down their trousers, but her background looks like the most stereotypical crusty witchy goth NLOG teenage girl room imaginable, plastic ivy vines included (every other girl on TikTok has those). I bet if she showed her bed, there would be at least several plushies on it.
 
She looks like the kind of men who sit in their cars at the parking lots next to playgrounds with their hands down their trousers, but her background looks like the most stereotypical crusty witchy goth NLOG teenage girl room imaginable, plastic ivy vines included (every other girl on TikTok has those). I bet if she showed her bed, there would be at least several plushies on it.
Well funnily enough, on her Twitter and on LibraryThing she’s a self proclaimed pervert! And all sorts of other things that you would expect from a pooner these days:

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Oh…and she’s Jewish, make of that what you will




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She genuinely passes. This looks like a pissed off teenager photoshopped his step-dad's face onto a fat porn model's body and sent it to his mom to convince her to divorce him and get back with his real dad.
 
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Hi, unfinished Hellraiser sequel that was canned for being too grotesque and horrifying.

Yeah, but you actually have to work out for steroids to have that anabolic effect. I doubt any of these tubby fatass pooners have lifted anything heavier than a fork in years.

Be fair., they've lifted heavier. A fork laden with food.
 
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Is that a drawing of a speculum on xir's wall? :story:
Yep, looks like it. Probably goes with those antique anatomical reproductions up and to the right of it.

This pooner is fascinating to me. She obviously knows what she looks like, and chooses to dress the worst possible way considering that--or the most horrifying, and that's what she's trying for.

We've seen a lot of pooners who go the paradoxical r/FTMfemininity route, where as soon as their beard comes in they dye their hair, put on dress and a ton of makeup. (Or no beard at all, and how dare you not guess.)

With this lady, it's like one of those switch-the-heads kids books; the only thing her head has in common with her aging edgelord body is the septum piercing. If she clipped a feather to her hair and put on winged eyeliner, it'd be less offputting, because at least it would make sense.

If that's a conscious decision, well done, pooner. That restraint paid off in a supremely disquieting look. It's like Coco Chanel said, "Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off."
 
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