Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Ruined by the Rain]

I posted a very peculiar pooner the other day and have returned with an even better picture of her…Jesus wept

She's ugly as fuck but she pass tbh. Got massive tits and still look like a gay child molester

It's like Coco Chanel said, "Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off."

But then I'll be indecent!

 

[Caution Trapdick]

I posted a very peculiar pooner the other day and have returned with an even better picture of her…Jesus wept

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eureka. I’ve been on the internet for thirty years and I finally found somebody uglier than me.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

Can you provide a link to these texts? Her xitter is locked.

Yes I can. The only link I can provide is the one to the Library website because of her protected twitter

https://www.librarything.com/profile/unclevanya69

When you google her twitter name you do get some small snippets from what I assume is her about me though, very classy



This is what she looked like before she became Dollar Store Dr. Phil btw



Edited to say @Harry Angel you were 100% right about the plastic ivy lmao

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

When you LARP as a man to avoid competing with pretty skinny girls, only to end up jealous of pretty skinny girls LARPing as men. Look at her eyes. I'd rope myself if I woke up in that body.

Spoiler: Despair

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WTF did she do to her face? I know it's probably the testosterone, but it looks like she had a sunburn, or a horrible allergic reaction.

 

[bad at usernames]

Pooner talks about how she’s still ‘trans’. even though she literally just describes the experience of a butch woman. These people are so poisoned by their ideology they can’t even comprehend the most blatant examples that their worldview is based on a couple half truths and that’s it.

 

[pink cigarettes]

What causes pooners to see this type of stereotype in particular appealing? No, really. What genuinely goes through their head to start idolizing serial killer-looking leather daddies that even a lot of gay men their age find creepy, unless those gay men been molested.
Like what the fuck, why. Pooners can really look more scary than some transbians, thank god these little doods aren't as strong as men.

They can't really help but look like sniveling pervert types. Think about what their (actually) male counterparts would look like: a short, mentally ill, prematurely balding, dead-eyed, flabby, sex-obsessed whiner. They look like that kind of guy because they can't actually transition into a different personality or life, though I'm sure they wish they could.

Plus, I honestly think they can't actually tell what they look like. Not autism or face blindness, but genuine body dysmorphia (as opposed to "gender dysphoria") and delusion. When they look in the mirror all they can do is think whether or not they "pass," and they likely see a disparate collection of body parts, not the entire objective picture. It doesn't help that they disidentify with that person entirely (see: her chest tattoo).

Add to that the fact that they're so self-absorbed: you know when you paint or rearrange a room, draw a picture, get a haircut, whatever, and sometimes you need to sleep on it and get a fresh look to actually see it? I don't think many of these pooners ever get a real break from selfies, mirrors, etc enough to actually see themselves as everyone else does.

With this lady, it's like one of those switch-the-heads kids books;

Not making this up: I just showed my bf that picture, but just her lower half with her head covered by a piece of paper. Then turned the phone away, and turned it back, only showing the face. Then revealed the whole thing. He said "someone put the head of the serial killer on top of the body of the hooker he murdered"

 

[and I must scream]

Update on my of my pet pooners, Ains. She is not that interesting, I know, but if you feel like reading anyway, here it is.

Spoiler: A pooner tale

In the last episode of ainsdawg, Ains posted a video saying she wants to delete her account but doesn't know how. I immediately hurried to download all of her videos, but as it turned out, I shouldn't have worried; she didn't deleted her account, and a few days later, she deleted that specific video.

I was wondering why she changed her mind, but it was all clear when she posted the next video:

Money. She is trying to sell stuff, while educating us all about "toxic masculinity". "Toxic masculinity" is when you don't buy bunch of beauty and "wellness" products you don't really need, apparently. Because you try to be macho and pretend you are a strong man who don't need to be taken care by anyone including yourself, or something. Bottom line, buy this product I'm selling you now.

Good thing she didn't bitch about capitalism while she is at it, lol.

This is her last video:

Two things that I want to highlight in this video:

1. She changed her name (not in official documents thought, not yet anyway) and thus have a deadname. This is kind of a huge deal because she stuck with her name - a unisex name, apparently, as she actually bragged in one of her previous videos - for a very long time. Then in one if her more recent videos, it was just "I'm trying out this new name, AJ, which is basically initials of my name". Now apparently she changed the name, presumably to AJ - she didn't say - and is mad because some stranger "deadnamed" her, despite admitting that she haven't changed her name in official documentation. It just shows how they always move the goal posts further and further and further. I wonder if it will get to the point that she decides she needs SRS.

2. How they always, always have the worst interpretation of every interaction they have with other, so called "cis" people. They never think kindly on other ("cis") people, be it their parents, other members of the family, friends, co-worker, or any random stranger they interact with. These ("cis") people are never okay, they don't understand them, they don't even try to understand them, they don't sympathize with them, they don't care, they can't say the only decent thing one can say in such situation, they hate them, they want the worst for them, etc. etc. Meanwhile, so many of these poor "cis" people try to be as kind and supportive as they can, but it's never, never enough, and no matter what they do, it's never the right thing.

They just demand and demand and demand. Nothing you do or say is ever good enough. They put millions of videos out there "educating" us all about how to act with trans people, what to say and what not to say, many of them contradict each other, demand we be kind and understanding, but have zero sympathy for anyone else. Forever the victims, and everything is revolving around them. 1% of the population or so, perhaps even less, but you always have to think of them and how to make their lives better.


Some older videos, because I looked through some of her older videos:

Ains explains how come she used to be a lesbian but now she is a gay man:

So... Autoandrophilia in reverse? lol.


Here is a video about her top surgery in details: she went to a consult with Dr. Craft, which I guess is Dr. Randall Craft from Phoenix. The whole clinic was super affirming, which Ains was very excited about. Dood, they try really hard to sell you "gender affirming" surgeries, the doc sees dollar signs when he looks at you. Anyway, insurance (probably of one of her parents) covered 85% of the surgery, so she paid $1350 (instead of 9k). The surgery itself was on May 2023.

She opened a GoFundMe to fund the surgery. What, did you think she paid for it from her own pocket? Don't be silly!

I think these kinds of videos are important to preserve. I'm not joking. They are basically evidences, testimonies given in real time about "gender affirming care". Decades ahead, these videos would probably be analyzed and anthropologists, sociologists, psychologists, documentary filmmakers, historians and the future equivalent of youtubers would use them in their work about that mass psychosis we have been dealt with in recent years.

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I thought this might be a parody, I didn't know about this team. Lol and lmao. What a dose of reality that is. Biology and nature are such bitches, are they not. Also after watching this one video about them I finally noticed that men and women truly run differently, as I could tell immediately this one dood running is a woman just by the run. The body just moves differently.

Another hilarious thing is that the TRA and their allies seem to think we (transphobic people) have a problem with this team of trans men because they are trans, or because they are exclusively a group of trans men and not all men, trans and cis alike. "This is what you wanted, isn't? This is what you said is fair" they say when someone posts a derisive comment on youtube. No doods and hons, we don't have a problem with this. We just think it's hilarious that the team lost so spectacularly, because it clearly proves your "trans women are women trans men are men" and "if a trans women have low levels of testosterone they are on the same level with cis women, if trans men has high level of testosterone they are on the same level as cis men" is all complete nonsense.

Could this headline be a more perfect distillation of gender madness?

This team of women is literally injecting performance-enhancing drugs (testosterone) and they still can't beat any team in the--and I quote "fifth tier in the northwestern region of Catalonia".

I know fuck-all about sports but I didn't know soccer got graded down to 'fifth tier'. Still, they are playing against adult men, so the 19-0 loss is about the same level of humiliation as women playing against 14 year old boys (as the Australian national female soccer team has done) and losing 7-0.

I don't count it as humiliation if you are aware of and acknowledge the huge advantage men have in sport over women, and this is just playing for fun. The humiliating part in losing 19-0 here is that they pretend they are men, they take testosterone so they ought to be - according to them - at the same level as other men. Just like TIM are supposedly at the same level as women because they take testosterone suppression and now have low level of it. Alas, turned out it's not quite the case. Who would have thought.

Was told to crosspost this here fromt he SRS thread. I felt inspired by some of the art made by a troon depicting rotdogs to make my own beautiful art depiction of these 100% real functioning just like the real things "dicks". I felt the original art did not show all of the true beauties of the rotdogs, and so here we are.

The original post I was inspired by showcasing some that wonderful art

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/post-19557160

I present, features of 100% real manly men in the closest I could do of a romanticized autistic artstyle (minus furfaggotry)

**I forgot to add the self harm scars on some of the rotdogs, I'm very sorry for forgetting this, I feel I may have let everybody down with a slightly inaccurate depiction here.

Spoiler: Autism and NSFW

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Featuring rotdogs in all their corpse-like paleness and their array of quirks. All different colours too because troon fuckery is found amongst all races

Beautiful. Just one thing I disagree, the part about the wispy sparse pubic hair. Trust me, women's pubic hair is very thick and coarse, which is why removing it is so hard and painful. I'd never forgive porn for creating this expectation that women should be all smooth down there (among many other things...). It's a torture removing this fucking hair, and the result is painful for quite a while as well.

When you LARP as a man to avoid competing with pretty skinny girls, only to end up jealous of pretty skinny girls LARPing as men. Look at her eyes. I'd rope myself if I woke up in that body.

Spoiler: Despair

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Hands down one of the ugliest people I have ever seen in my life. Her gender is man but also clown play into it somehow and her pronouns are it/they. The only good thing in her videos is her cute cat, otherwise it's all disastrous and gross. Imagine this is your daughter. I'd be ashamed to be seen with her in public.

Look at the first comment in one her recent videos (when she is talking about being mentally ill, shocker):

Lol! This is that toxic positivity that I hate so much. There is no chance in the world anyone find her pretty, but lie to her and encourage her delusions, why don't you.

Just make peace with being ugly and do something with your life. Get a job, get a hobby, learn some skills, get some pets to take care of (or houseplants if that's too much commitment), there's all sorts of productive things you can do no matter what you look like. If she stopped ruminating (lol) on her looks and went and touched grass she'd probably stop pooning too.

She wasn't even ugly before pooning out. She looked fine. That's her at 14:

Spoiler: 14 years old

Bragging about all the progress she has made:

Spoiler: 21 years old or older

Such improvement. (Link)

Thread tax:

Link

Edited to spoiler the pictures because they are huge.

Second edit because only now I've noticed the video I spreged about so much was deleted accidently (but appeared as an attachment)...

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Plus, I honestly think they can't actually tell what they look like. Not autism or face blindness, but genuine body dysmorphia (as opposed to "gender dysphoria") and delusion.

>gender dysphoria
>looks inside
>BDD
Every time

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Can everyone stop fucking typing "whispy", please?! It's "wispy".
Do I need to create a PSA thread to combat this blatant and pernicious misspelling?

 

[and I must scream]

Can everyone stop fucking typing "whispy", please?! It's "wispy".
Do I need to create a PSA thread to combat this blatant and pernicious misspelling?

I corrected it in my post just for you.

By the way, a question: is it okay to post here "transmasc non-binery" girls/women here, or is it better to leave it strictly for "trans men"? Some of them look quite indistinguishable from pooners... What do you guys think?

 

[2mm and 99 others]

She wasn't even ugly before pooning out. She looked fine. That's her at 14:

Does she pose with her sleeves like that to cover self harm, or is she roleplaying some retarded yaoi brainrot here...?
(I remember a troon from my fb sharing shit like this)

 

[Internet Wizard]

Well funnily enough, on her Twitter and on LibraryThing she’s a self proclaimed pervert! And all sorts of other things that you would expect from a pooner these days:

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Oh…and she’s Jewish, make of that what you will




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Edited because I am retard and fucked up, sorry about that

I would not trust her on public health personally

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I corrected it in my post just for you.

By the way, a question: is it okay to post here "transmasc non-binery" girls/women here, or is it better to leave it strictly for "trans men"? Some of them look quite indistinguishable from pooners... What do you guys think?

Women doing dumbass gendershit is Pooner-adjacent, so, yes, post it up.

 

[KateHikes14]

I corrected it in my post just for you.

By the way, a question: is it okay to post here "transmasc non-binery" girls/women here, or is it better to leave it strictly for "trans men"? Some of them look quite indistinguishable from pooners... What do you guys think?

I'd vote no, that's much more NLOG and grievance (or worse fantasy) posting attracting than funny "on-t-for-a-day and swear I pass or I'll kill myself" or "pink retard in a dress" to laugh at.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I corrected it in my post just for you.

By the way, a question: is it okay to post here "transmasc non-binery" girls/women here, or is it better to leave it strictly for "trans men"? Some of them look quite indistinguishable from pooners... What do you guys think?

I'd say it depends on how far they've gone with the gender shit. Taking hormones and getting surgery? Absolutely belongs, a significant amount of pooners do insist on "he/they" and will call themselves boys because being a man is too much, but if it's just some edgy goth girl with "they/he/it/fae/rat" in the bio and neon green hair, hasn't bothered to make any physical changes and isn't even trying to look masculine, probably a better fit for the thread on non binaries.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Some of them look quite indistinguishable from pooners...

The one thing we agree on here is material reality, so yeah. I'd say if it's an e-girl who wants to be called "he," nope. If she's physically a pooner, it doesn't matter what nametag she's wearing.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A li'l pooner dreams of being a malignant predator an exciting sexual experience for new partners.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: For mobile users, raw text below.

Caveat: I’m in a monogamous relationship right now & I kind of hope we’re together forever & we have talked about nonmonogamy a lot but neither of us can really see how to get comfortable with it at this time —
— However, I’m getting phallo over the next few years (started electrolysis on the donor site a few months back) and I am so, so excited by the possibility of hooking up & cruising without disclosing. The affirmation of being seen as a man without the qualifiers of cis or trans — or maybe of being seen the way I want to be seen, the way I see myself, without dysphoria — is so thrilling.
I even feel excited about the idea that I could have sex without disclosing, and then later reveal my trans status to my hookup without it being a big deal or changing how my partner sees my body.
Or, since I’m not getting a vaginectomy, having that later disclosure open up the possibility for an extra type of sex, maybe a new experience for my partner.
Lou Sullivan managed to hook up without disclosing back in the 70s even before he got bottom surgery, somehow, and at least some of those guys didn’t ever bring it up. Who knows what they thought, but it sounds nice to me, that they didn’t need to talk about it. It makes me wonder if it would be possible to do everything I want with my body after phallo, and have the freedom to just be in my body, with other men, and not have to pick our way through the minefield of language, politics, gender, and insecurity that is navigating my transness.
— it’s not that I don’t love being trans, because I do. What a transformation, both physical and metaphysical. I am in awe of transness in general as a concept and of how my own body in particular has responded to transition. But it gets exhausting! Sometimes I want to just be in my body, without thinking about it. And right now this is always the most difficult when it comes to sex.
What I’m looking forward to, really, beyond anonymous stealth hookups, is the ability to just exist as a sexual being. The relief of not having to reframe my physical sensations constantly, the relief of seeing and feeling what I expect to see and feel, the absence of nagging insecurities about whether bottoming the way I usually do makes me womanly (it doesn’t, but sometimes I still feel this doubt creep in, and sometimes it’s easily dismissed and sometimes it takes over), the ease and comfort of mind-body alignment.

 

[Weebtard]

ah yes, the very normal act of not disclosing you have a rotcock.

I hope it falls off mif cruising and hooking up with some drugged up faggot too out of his mind to see that what he's getting is not, in fact, just a very flaccid guy but actually some woman's flesh-graft.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

A li'l pooner dreams of being a malignant predator an exciting sexual experience for new partners.

Wouldn't that be rape by deception?

 

[KateHikes14]

Wouldn't that be rape by deception?

Rape by deception is as real as fart-rape, manspreading, and whatever other retarded "rapes" you'll see on buzzfeed or wherever.