DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Japs_eye]

This is the part of the season where we all realize the writers are fucking dented and had no idea where this shit was heading. Boring ass stream, unwatchable without tevin speaking over 90% of it. The only thing interesting would have been seeing them react to the nigger faggot damdai clip, so ofc DSP conveniently forgets to send that one (even tho it's literally up on YouTube RN with zero issues).

PS, PPP, for Christ's sake, kick that retard obs operator off the fucking show. Warski makes it unlistenable

 

[Eekum Bokum]

He is like a country that is completely defeated and controlled by a foreign power, but the government (let's say, a king), which is now in exile, still does not admit defeat despite nobody is fighting for them anymore.

Phil is Kaiser Wilhelm?

 

[dent_whisperer]

Smug Phil is boring and unwatchable, and it's not because "detractors are seething that he's making money", it's because he's an insufferable prick when he's broke and about 10x worse when he's not. Also he's turned the begging into a fucking commercial break every 5 minutes. Like it used to have some humor to it that he'd do it between segments to try to hide it, but now it's front & center.

The funniest thing through all this is he still can't actually play games he allegedly wants to play, he has no metrics or stats to say what people watch/support and don't (other than drama), and throughout all this, Phil the person is the same. It only took a few weeks to blow through 2 months of support that we're getting "liquidity" talks again.

The only thing that's certain is he will crash down. When, who knows, but he's nearly 100% out of ideas.

If he hasn't ate himself into a heart attack by the time his parents die its going to be wild times watching him blow throw whatever they leave him when they go.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The only thing interesting would have been seeing them react to the nigger faggot damdai clip, so ofc DSP conveniently forgets to send that one (even tho it's literally up on YouTube RN with zero issues).

There was no "forgetting," parts of the video were censored as admitted by Andy and Phail so they don't get in trouble with Kick. I thought detractors were cucked leftist SJWs, how the fuck did they get away with playing the entire thing raw on TBS on fucking Youtube while the based chudderinos couldn't on Kick?

 

[Kier Starmer]

Even KC is this hobbed show at this point and it really was not a good look at all because it made Tardski look like a complete SJW which he is. He just is in sheeps clothing about it, the worst part is they are starting to lose traction on both Kick and Youtube and when that happens you have to reinvent yourself or reconstitute yourself and the obvious is kick Warski because he is the worst thing for the show. I know when PPP kicks him Phil will try his way in which PPP should do because it totally will not murder your show.

We all know Phil operates like a woman and he is very bitchy and talks behind people's backs if he had friends that is.

 

[Japs_eye]

There was no "forgetting," parts of the video were censored as admitted by Andy and Phail so they don't get in trouble with Kick. I thought detractors were cucked leftist SJWs, how the fuck did they get away with playing the entire thing raw on TBS on fucking Youtube while the based chudderinos couldn't on Kick?

I was actually thinking Dave was going to get a huge W with that. PPP and Andy would holler and call him king. They would say idubbbz stole nigger faggot from DSP and Dave would get 1000 gifted subs. But instead they weirdly cucked out. It makes them look like even bigger pussies knowing that TBS played the clip on YouTube with no problem. So the big bad kick edgelords are too afraid to play a clip with the n word in it, but the show with a literal Twitter SJW (Steve of the dead) played it without flinching? Really makes KC look like huge faggots, especially when they tried to call us pearl clutchers in the start of the stream.

 

[fukuyama]

but the show with a literal Twitter SJW (Steve of the dead) played it without flinching

Only KC and DSP could make Steve of the Fucking Dead look even the tiniest bit based.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Based on the comments in this thread and on tractor twitter it sounds like the 3 hours i spent trying to fall asleep with a blocked nose was more enjoyable than the stream.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

I thought every stream that KC actually had DSP on were fucking awful(aside from the Null one), but ironically calling him king led to DSP doing a lot of hilarious shit on his own so I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt, but now they are just desperately grasping for anything. They ended at a high point and had a great out and blew it. Really pathetic stuff. Now hoping they stick with DSP long term. He's such a great guy and they have incredible chemistry. A real meeting of the minds. Let's hope that Las Vegas trip DSP mentioned where they all go have coked up gay sex happens(sorry Khet).

 

[San Dimas High School]

It's funny that the three of them have worked themselves into a teetotaler position from making fun of Ralph & Rich. Because if DSP had a couple shots of gin beforehand it might have salvaged something out of that. He could only muster enough courage to let out a goat laugh or two unprompted. Suffah bores

 

[Iron Hamster]

He acts like a kid who put on his parent's clothes and tried to pretend to be an adult

You just know he walked around in his mother's heels.

Any normal person would just avoid talking about it or make some mild excuse to not do more 'interviews.' But Phil seems genuinely hurt by trying to talk to different people and no one buying his "I’ve had a resurgence and a lot of people like me now."

Yeah. That's an ego beating he wasn't considering.

He's going on KC to do his top 10 racist moments thing tonight in costume so he doesn't feel left out.

I can't withstand the cringe enough to watch it.

so, the plantation owner under the guise that it's Col Sanders?

Phil trying to show how everyone still loves him,

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Excited for the KC dents/defenders to come in and either claim we're super mad that Phil is making money or push the lie that this is all one big trap laid by their unfunny lolcows to lull Phil into a big gotcha.

 

[fukuyama]

Excited for the KC dents/defenders to come in and either claim we're super mad that Phil is making money or push the lie that this is all one big trap laid by their unfunny lolcows to lull Phil into a big gotcha.

The best part? KC dents like tetrabax, Im troublesome, Patric, perry the white, and 187cope get drained for this gout guarding trash. The one thing you can be mati at is that Patric spends all day with DSP and KC and sends them money instead of take care of his young kid (whose mother died of cringe when Patric named his son 'Donatello').

 

[Philipp Amthor]

(whose mother died of cringe when Patric named his son 'Donatello')

I really hope he is a big connaisseur of Renaissance art. But being a KC dent, I have my doubts.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Is really a choice when her options be a homeless prostitute with her crackhead sister, be in a relationship with a dude that beats her or live with Phil?

are you saying she reeeeeeeeaaaaallly couldn't find anyone else, ever, in the pool of millions of men?

where Phil effectively argues with himself.

that happens daily with the scenarios he makes up in his head.

Based on the comments in this thread and on tractor twitter it sounds like the 3 hours i spent trying to fall asleep with a blocked nose was more enjoyable than the stream.

Only way you could have had more fun is if you had a throbbing headache.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Potentially unpopular opinion, but Phil getting small boosts of Smugsyde Phil is fine because he crashes and burns so quickly after the fact. Look at how long it took for the king streak to fail, especially in comparison to how long the vest streak lasted. Phil can do all the mental gymnastics he wants to try and keep it alive, if anything, that's just a show of his growing desperation to try and be successful and relevant. Or look at how quickly the interview redemption arc lasted, he thought he was this big personality again and could get literally anyone on his stream, only to end up writing walls of text at gin o'clock in the morning every couple of days that more or less go unanswered. I've been enjoying seeing Phil's overinflated ego cause him to make big swings...only to quickly fail and be brought back to reality. Even if he stubbornly tries to deny it. That's not anything new, Phil has always/will always be delusional.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Smug Phil is boring and unwatchable, and it's not because "detractors are seething that he's making money", it's because he's an insufferable prick when he's broke and about 10x worse when he's not. Also he's turned the begging into a fucking commercial break every 5 minutes. Like it used to have some humor to it that he'd do it between segments to try to hide it, but now it's front & center.

The funniest thing through all this is he still can't actually play games he allegedly wants to play, he has no metrics or stats to say what people watch/support and don't (other than drama), and throughout all this, Phil the person is the same. It only took a few weeks to blow through 2 months of support that we're getting "liquidity" talks again.

The only thing that's certain is he will crash down. When, who knows, but he's nearly 100% out of ideas.

Really makes the people trying to prop up Phil so he stays longer by giving him money to milk more really fuckin stupid in retrospect. Seriously at this point it should be drilled into people's head that you do not give him money. He isn't a BossmanJack where giving him money actually continues the dog tricks. Giving him money actually gives you way less content because money to Phil is like weed to RTU.

He has effectively gutted half his schedule with this shit.

Prestreams have got way longer.
We got Champions twice a week.
A whole ass react day.
He has somehow fit in so many segments that are simply wasting time be it some retarded fuckin interview, or eating food now.

And he still wants to have that second day off to hang out with his wife and do nothing on top of this.

We don't get any videogames. What happened to going back to more videogame content and staying out of drama?!
I hope people realize that he's actually boring as fucking dirt when you throw money at him for no reason.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

The only thing that's certain is he will crash down. When, who knows, but he's nearly 100% out of ideas.

The dark side Phil haters have been saying he's going to be on his downfall for the better part of 15 years now still will still be streaming by the time everyone is dead Phil is invincible he's like a ******** one punch man he cannot be stopped

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

The dark side Phil haters have been saying he's going to be on his downfall for the better part of 15 years now still will still be streaming by the time everyone is dead Phil is invincible he's like a ******** one punch man he cannot be stopped

I didn’t realize being some small time internet shows pet nigger and being reviled by almost everyone who knows of him qualifies as “unstoppable”

 

[Gramh]

The dark side Phil haters have been saying he's going to be on his downfall for the better part of 15 years now still will still be streaming by the time everyone is dead Phil is invincible he's like a ******** one punch man he cannot be stopped

If you have no shame, no ethics, and internet connection you too can be invincible on YouTube.