Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[SpookyObserver]

You'd think with all the porn these creatures consume, they'd know there's thorough preparation before having anal sex.

Also having a "hemeroid" isn't going to cause blood to run down your leg and cover the other guy, what the hell.

Porn doesnt show prep so it tracks. Pornsick minds think all that shit just happens spontaneously

 

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3. It's theoretically possible to turn into the sex that you aren't by neglecting your gender-affirming activities.

This is now considered totally real science - after all, a (particularly unhinged) psychologist did famously claim that female babies can signal their trans (male) identity by tearing barrettes out of their hair.

 

[Law]

It's funny asking them to do the same level of explanation for a dog, or whatever else that anyone with 3 brain cells can recognize immediately.

"A dog is any member of a domesticated subspecies of gray wolf, any animal that identifies as a dog, and also cats. If you disagree you're a Nazi and also a feminist. I'm not crazy YOU'RE crazy!"

 

[Hassou Tobi]

It's typically some 3 page essay that's copied and pasted from some troon biologist that's filled with words the poster doesn't understand. Or they just flounce

I posted something mildly gc on reddit once and I got a reply with a link to the wikipedia article on intersex people with the suggestion that "maybe you should educate yourself."

 

[Sean Andalou]

How medical professionals inadvertently triggered this NB ...

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I've started talking to medical professionals about HRT and whenever they use this kind of language ("masculinization"/"feminization") it makes me super dysphoric. I know that even when I say I'm NB they still kind of see me as a binary trans person in denial. Though I think with more and more visits they're starting to understand it more so that's good!

My hope is to take HRT in a way that feels good to me; not in terms of society's view of becoming more "masculine" or "feminine". Anyone else? Just looking for solidarity!

Reddit -- Archive
Many comments. All sympathize but not all are triggered.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

How medical professionals inadvertently triggered this NB ...
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I've started talking to medical professionals about HRT and whenever they use this kind of language ("masculinization"/"feminization") it makes me super dysphoric. I know that even when I say I'm NB they still kind of see me as a binary trans person in denial. Though I think with more and more visits they're starting to understand it more so that's good!

My hope is to take HRT in a way that feels good to me; not in terms of society's view of becoming more "masculine" or "feminine". Anyone else? Just looking for solidarity!

Reddit -- Archive
Many comments. All sympathize but not all are triggered.

Looking through his post history (I'm presuming a male since he was looking for estrogen and one of his posts mentions growing a beard), 90% of his Reddit posts are about depression, anxiety, antidepressant use, drinking and drug use. Supposedly diagnosed with PTSD/CPTSD. Three years ago, he states he started using Lamictal for emotional numbness. The post below particularly stands out to me.

What you have here is a profoundly unwell man who wants to numb himself to the world, either with substances or with anemoia (he mentions looking for dreamlike/surreal books that invoke a sense of childhood or nostalgia). Yet he would insist he genuinely has gender dysphoria and isn't just hopping on a trend to fill the screaming void in his soul.

 

[Positron]

She thinks XX individuals have to be a woman! Scandalous!

Yes it seems to be possible to induce spermatozoa from induced stem cells, but if you use female stem cells you have to overcome a pesky genetic challenge of imprinting. Some gene seems to work properly only if it is inherited from the male parent, ditto for other genes from the female parent. And we don't have a complete list of such human genes; we seem to discover them, one by one, only when a genetic freak appears.

 

[PigFarm]

I posted something mildly gc on reddit once and I got a reply with a link to the wikipedia article on intersex people with the suggestion that "maybe you should educate yourself."

I once had someone's argument be that words are made up and change all the time.

My counter argument was that sure, they do. But whoever had decided a banana was to be called a banana, would the characteristics of that banana change if it had been called something else? If we all collectively decided a banana was now to be called an orange, would the banana take on the characteristics of an orange?

Or would it remain, in all characteristics but name, a fucking banana.

Haven't heard an argument back yet, at least not one i remember. If they claim it's different and a better example would be that we change the name of a banana to an orange because we are injecting the banana with the DNA of an orange, they're invalidating trannies who don't take meds or body mods.

 

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This post gave me such simple joy, just the image of a l'il pooner running straight into locked doors. OP deleted it, so sorry for the ugly unddit background.

I am quoting myself from forever ago because I thought I had found another of this person's alts. Comparing them, though, I think it's actually a different pooner prone to hysterical panic attacks in hospitals.

Spoiler: It caused huge PTSD and medical trauma panic attacks for the rest of the over a month duration

Long story short, we were staying long term at a hospital , and had problems with a doctor we didn't know was higher up. Instead of being able to change them out like with nursrs, the only option was to "Talk to them about it and try and work it out", Aka rat that you talked bad about them and put you in danger. It caused huge PTSD and medical trauma panic attacks for the rest of the over a month duration, and problems with the doctor as expected (while now knowing how to do it in ways that will cover their ass better). We were led under the guise that our conversations with the liaison was private unless ask for. We specifically tolder him we DID NOT want the doctor to be informed it made us feel completely unsafe (literally crying and shaking panic attack saying we were NOT okay with that), but he said legally he has to tell her regardless of how we feel about it. Is this actually, legally true?

This might not fit since, although they are a pooner, this post isn't necessarily about that, but it makes me laugh.

Bonus them comparing a medical procedure with their disgusting kinks

Spoiler: to be going full fist up a place that even in the kink community

At the hospital with someone. They say they've got an impaction, and that if the laxatives don't work, which they haven't been, the only other option is having someone's ENTIRE hand stuck up their ass to physically remove it. That just surely doesn't sound right, or safe, to be going full fist up a place that even in the kink community would take serious amounts of practice and training to do safely ..... And yes, they said the WHOLE hands not just the two fingers

So, im at a loss, what options are there maybe that aren't being offered??

Post history but pretty boring for the most part

 

[Vampirella]

My counter argument was that sure, they do. But whoever had decided a banana was to be called a banana, would the characteristics of that banana change if it had been called something else? If we all collectively decided a banana was now to be called an orange, would the banana take on the characteristics of an orange?

Or would it remain, in all characteristics but name, a fucking banana.

The talk of calling a banana reminded me of this old modivational I found years ago. It's talking about video games but yeah, calling a banana an apple will not make it an apple.

 

[Accidental Protege]

I'm so fucking sick and borderline MATI at these freaks whining about "medical trauma." For experimental procedures that THEY CHOSE.

 

[PigFarm]

I'm so fucking sick and borderline MATI at these freaks whining about "medical trauma." For experimental procedures that THEY CHOSE.

The rate at which they get medical "traums" or any trauma should be a sign that they're histrionic fucks who aren't in their right mind.

Everyone has traumatic experiences. Everyone has traumatic medical experiences. Everyone works the fuck through it.

These people will be like "oh no someone at the hospital told others I cried when misgendered and had a mean nurse, now I had panic attacks for a month" but when they get actually fucked up with their rot dogs and stink ditches, they go back for 7 more surgeries.

Make it make sense.

 

[Positron]

I'm so fucking sick and borderline MATI at these freaks whining about "medical trauma." For experimental procedures that THEY CHOSE.

And it is not the actually traumatic shit -- the hamburgerization of their groins and limbs -- that caused their "medical trauma"; it is the kind voice that says, "Increasing the dose of testosterone won't do you any good".

 

[Hassou Tobi]

. If they claim it's different and a better example would be that we change the name of a banana to an orange because we are injecting the banana with the DNA of an orange, they're invalidating trannies who don't take meds or body mods.

The troon argument I hear a lot that reminds me of this is “troons look like women and are treated like women in the world- they take on the social role of women. Transphobes just don’t understand how we use language.”

Ignoring the many problems with this, it conveniently ignore that 99% of troons do not pass at all. And they fall over themselves to tell you how brick hons are still valid women. So how does it work? Seems to me it doesn’t? Because men aren’t women.

 

[Law]

This is now considered totally real science - after all, a (particularly unhinged) psychologist did famously claim that female babies can signal their trans (male) identity by tearing barrettes out of their hair.

The first machine-made hair barrettes were produced in the late 19th century using the injection molding technique invented by John Wesley Hyatt. Before this, human beings had no idea who could get pregnant or how.

I posted something mildly gc on reddit once and I got a reply with a link to the wikipedia article on intersex people with the suggestion that "maybe you should educate yourself."

"EdUcAtE YuOrsElf!!1" is my favorite because educating themselves is how people become TERFs.

 

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I once had someone's argument be that words are made up and change all the time.

Sure, words do change all the time, but never has a word changed its definition to "anyone who identifies as [the word]". Weird how that argument only applies to words like man and woman, but somehow doesn't encompass "trans woman", which is allowed to have a strict, exclusionary definition. Anyone who identifies as a woman is officially a true and honest woman, but not everyone who identifies as a trans woman can be recognized as a true and honest trans woman - every time an actual woman claims she identifies as a trans woman, trannies inevitably throw a hissy fit.

Besides, if - as they often like to claim - "trans" is just an adjective like tall or black, why would the definition of the word woman need to change in order to include trans women anyway?

 

[Otterly]

Read this one while listening to Bernard Cribbins singing Right Said Fred

His ditch has tonsil stones.
Isn’t the human body amazing?!

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

This is now considered totally real science - after all, a (particularly unhinged) psychologist did famously claim that female babies can signal their trans (male) identity by tearing barrettes out of their hair.

One of my children does not like her hair being messed with. For example: brushing, hair ties, headbands. She is starting to come around to them as she gets older but if these freaks had their way it would be time to put her on sertilization drugs at 4.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Besides, if - as they often like to claim - "trans" is just an adjective like tall or black, why would the definition of the word woman need to change in order to include trans women anyway?

Words having meanings. And changing meanings on to deceive.
It's not just troons, it's the whole post-modern academic culture that has beguiled ruling class culture.
Troons are just a convenient club in the hand of the ruling class right now.

 

[Evilronald]

Dick got cut off, can’t orgasm. I wonder why?