He actually is making me think more and more of a proto-cow from a forum I posted on years ago.
Britbong kiwis may remember the Chav Zeitgeist in roughly 2003-2006.
There was a forum named chavscum.co.uk, which to briefly explain became a sounding board for people terrified of teenagers in tracksuits and Burberry caps.
Glossing over the TLDR and “you had to be there” lore, there was one outspoken critic of these teens known as Robfalcon.
Like Pat he was utterly blind to his own illiteracy and limitations, thinking he was actually quite a smart and worldly guy, with writing talent and a witty take on society.
He was in actual fact a dumb fucker who over shared, worked in a petrol(gas) station until he got fired for stupidity and wound up working at a supermarket which he later complained about being bullied by co workers.
He attempted to write sci fi and made films with his toys.
This is the only surviving one I can find as if I recall correctly, he had been banned from YouTube, tried to make a new account but got that one banned to.
The voice over isn’t him, it’s someone who found him infuriatingly stupid.
Obviously he was less successful by many metrics than Fatrick. But the similarities are in his combination of firmly believing himself to be superior to others, despite objectively being a fucking loser by society standards.
Succinctly:
Robfalcon got a single GCSE, E or D grade. He thought that not being entered for all but one was a kind of boast.
Still lived with his parents in his childhood bedroom and had all of his children’s toys well into his 30s.
Wrote “short stories” which were his half remembered transcribed role playing games sessions with his friends.
Had a homepage which he detailed falling off his bike hard headfirst into a wall and was tied to a tree and slapped by other children.
Basically even by Rick’s standards, Robfalcon was a failed loser.
The only way I think Robfalcon is possibly “better” than Rick is that Robfalcon hasn’t managed to generate an enormous Twitter hate following.
pat claims to be a successful father 
