Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

If Ubi was smart they'd get rid of Yasuke entirely and focused on Naoe. She's looking fantastic imo. I just want to run across rooftops and infiltrate buildings and slash people.

What exactly would make ubi delay it? Glitches? Unfinished? Like is this an ME3/DA2 situation and they want to avoid rushing it out and genuinely perfect it?

I bet it was the whole thing with the guy who wrote about Yasuke because I admit I didn't even realize he fucked it up until it was revealed. Technically in a way I don't blame Ubi for being misled. Even if his more 'known' stuff was fictional they could still make something out of it.
That one author wasn't the only fraud consultant that Ubisoft hired for this AC Shadows crap. They also hired a fujoshi who convinced them that it would be ok to have Yasuke be gay because of some yaoi fanfic shit she wrote about japanese priests and little boys. They hired another consultant who just turned out to be some dude in California who knew fuck all but was supposed to inform them about japanese trends, social media, etc.

It's delayed because it wasn't initially going to be released on every platform at once. They want to maximize the initial sales because they know it's going to flop. Same reason they cancelled the few days early access for pre-ordering recently as well. They know the game is going to get bad press no matter what. They're also likely cleaning up a number of asset and animation problems ike the chinese architecture and decorations in their trailers, in addition to the various animation fuck ups in the trailers. Even if this game didn't have the Yasuke problem, it's still got the baggage of everything else dumb with it plus their marketing failures of showing off geisha dolls(wrong era), knock off swords from fucking One Piece of all things, footage of no one watching their bullshit and their booths being empty at trade shows, and so on.
 
From what I remember, SoT trilogy was great, and morphed into Asassin's Creed 1. The 2008 rebot was utter dogshit that just seemed like an attempt to keep PoP as a name, without diluting NEW FRANCHISE too much.
I remember when they announced the first Assassin's Creed and they actually marketed it as a spiritual successor of Prince of Persia. It also didn't have any of the Animus/Abstergo stuff, just an assassin in the Crusades.
 
footage of no one watching their bullshit and their booths being empty at trade shows
Sorry, I tried searching but couldn’t find anything. Do you happen to have links? I’m dying to see this

Edit:nvm, found it. How absolutely embarrassing
 
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Sorry, I tried searching but couldn’t find anything. Do you happen to have links? I’m dying to see this

Edit:nvm, found it. How absolutely embarrassing
Yeah, at one of the events it was people sitting in the AC booth because it was empty benches to sit facing the wrong way so people could watch the nintendo booth presentation. And then for TGS they just cancelled their shit entirely 2 days before the show(so you know if they had paid anything, they weren't getting it back). So while cancelling 2 days before TGS is an embarrassment, you know full well they realized whatever they had planned was actually worse.

The consultants they hired, had they not been frauds should have been people pointing out the Chinese shit in a Japanese setting. Telling their marketing team to not make a stupid half torii gate chibi figure, etc.
 
I thought you were making an elaborate joke in your previous post. "Sexually-explicit magic trick" is certainly a new one for me :story:
The "secret" is he's a pedophile.
His face is doing a bad job in hiding this secret. Didn't know Pitchford was such a creep.
That one author wasn't the only fraud consultant that Ubisoft hired for this AC Shadows crap. They also hired a fujoshi who convinced them that it would be ok to have Yasuke be gay because of some yaoi fanfic shit she wrote about japanese priests and little boys. They hired another consultant who just turned out to be some dude in California who knew fuck all but was supposed to inform them about japanese trends, social media, etc.
I haven't played a Ubislop game since AC1 and am only loosely following the Yasuke shit now, what the FUCK is happening at this company?!
 
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Division 2 just dropped the livestream/patch notes for the new season and all I can say is:

Lol. LMAO even.
I guess putting the cosmetics that people wanted behind micro-transactions wasn't enough.
I remember when the reward for taking down the Recruiter was a fucking backpack charm whilst his uniform was only available in the store.
 
I guess putting the cosmetics that people wanted behind micro-transactions wasn't enough.
I remember when the reward for taking down the Recruiter was a fucking backpack charm whilst his uniform was only available in the store.
It gets even funnier because they've also said there will be less free stuff on the season pass (a bold claim given literally 40+ spaces of the current one are straight up blank) and there won't be any apparel events in the season either because they think the shitty rewards they've added to stuff like the seasonal journey are enough free stuff for the peons.

There's supposed to be a STALKER 2 apparel collab at some point, but with the removal of the apparel events it the store is the only way to get them, with an outside chance of 1 (probably the crappiest) being free in a project or something.
 
and there won't be any apparel events in the season either because they think the shitty rewards they've added to stuff like the seasonal journey are enough free stuff for the peons.
Recently they gave away a bunch of ugly China-related cosmetics for completing missions in the chinatown area of the map, probably a Tencent requirement, lol.
The only good apparel event was the Resident Evil one, although Jill's outfit was very flat.
 
Recently they gave away a bunch of ugly China-related cosmetics for completing missions in the chinatown area of the map, probably a Tencent requirement, lol.
That event was like a month ago and if you held a gun to my head I wouldn't be able to tell you what any of the cosmetic rewards looked like tbh. Of course in my defence at the time I was much more interested in the 5xp event and trying to get 4 Harvests with DTTOC despite them somehow breaking the loot goblin drops.

The only good apparel event was the Resident Evil one, although Jill's outfit was very flat.
I was personally a little underwhelmed with the Resident Evil event just because something like 1/3 to 1/2 of the items were just slight recolours/retextures of existing shit. Some of the the stuff, including the mask, were decent-ish. I think part of my problem is I'm just not super into the whole fashion side, my main character has had the same look basically since WoNY. He has the kind of bland tactical dark shirts/cargo pants/shemagh operator aesthetic. I think other than throwing on seasonal shit like the santa hat/juulmust mask I've made like 2-3 changes to his basic look, and the last one was to switch out his normal baseball hat for the one with cat ears from the weeb apparel event for a laugh.
 
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Anybody in here like Rayman?
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Get ready for it to be ruined. Best case scenario, it fizzles out and gets cancelled.
Rayman Origins and Legends were great games, a little in the collectathon side but fun nonetheless. Worst case scenario for the character design, imagine the nymphs going back from this:
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To this:
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speaking of franchises left to rot and die Splinter cell Blacklist was released 11 years ago. I fucking hate these baguettefaggots like you wouldn't believe
Just you wait until Splinter Cell demake comes out. It will make Conviction look like a serious political thriller.
Speaking of which, I will never forgive them for canning hobo Sam because "he was not popular enough". The only game that survived the purge was the DS port that is 100% complete and still has you play as hobo Sam. If you know where to look, the download should still be up, even has a few cheat codes listed.
 
Wow, The Division 2 devs fucked up the update...
I've lost the gear cosmetics that I unlocked in previous seasons, LMAO
 
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Looked into the Division 2 stuff, and you're looking for Theo...

Have we actually killed *anyone* during the events of WONY?
 
Wow, The Division 2 devs fucked up the update...
I've lost the gear cosmetics that I unlocked in previous seasons, LMAO
Are you sure? There's a post on the subreddit that says they didn't break them, they just moved them and didn't add it to the patch notes to tell anyone (which is a retardation all of it's own).

Also, I managed to check out the new season+ pass. Apparently the extra $20 the normal one gets you an extra outfit, an extra weapon skin, and 20 season pass level skips. Of course I'm sure the fact that they just changed the season model to decouple season pass xp from regular xp, making it slower to progress has nothing at all to do with it.

Have we actually killed *anyone* during the events of WONY?
They've confirmed Faye is staying dead. Which kinda sucks, I'd much rather have Faye back than Theo tbh.
 
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Are you sure? There's a post on the subreddit that says they didn't break them, they just moved them and didn't add it to the patch notes to tell anyone (which is a retardation all of it's own).
I'll check later.
The new progression system looks way too complicated.
 
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