Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[N1bbaN3rd]

He is still trying to convince Melton to start a defamation lolsuit against Aaron for accurately claiming Melton has been sexually harassing Aaron's kids.

Sure, why not. Vic's lawsuit was a failure, and Nick's on course to lose against Montagraph. Third time's the charm!

Now I finally understand why CGoody is still balldo washing. He deliberately subtracts 10-20 points from his already low IQ by smoking weed.

 

[Edward Teach]

Jew logic is the consigliere. Before becoming consigliere, I imagine he was the Capo of the Jew Crew before Ron Coleman took over.

totally missed him up there....need to stop drinking.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Usually cocaine collapses your nose. And you need it reconstructed.

Maybe Nick is deliberately hitting the booger sugar in a vain attempt to keep his nose a uniform size?

NEWS FLASH: NICK IS SUPER BUSY ALL THE TIME.

Nick is keeping himself busy, though. He's spending every waking hour coping and sneeding at everybody who is talking shit about him.
It's utterly counterproductive and self destructive, but it is keeping him busy.
What else is he supposed to do? Read a book like some kind of NERD? Improve himself like some sort of 90s faggot?

 

[Sharpeteer]

People have been talking about the "LawTube Mafia" lately, so I took it upon myself to make a low effort Balldo Family Chart.
It could be bigger, but I only included people who are lawyers in the official Balldo Family hierarchy. I grouped everyone in different crews, somewhat biased on their relationships with other Lawtubers (except Aussie Overlawd, I didn't wanna make him a Capo). Did I miss anyone? The chart also shows who has distanced themselves from Rekieta by marking them as FLIPPED. Some of them haven't officially flipped yet.
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>Balldo Family
>No Kayla

I see no errors here. Good work.

 

[AltisticRight]

The exact moment I knew she was completely normal:

Q: Are you a Kiwi Farmer?​

A: Absolutely not.​

Nah.
Q: are you a Kiwi Farmer?
A: A what?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

>Balldo Family
>No Kayla

I see no errors here. Good work.

Wives and goomahs ain’t part of the “family”, capisce?

 

[Artful Dodger]

>Balldo Family
>No Kayla

I see no errors here. Good work.

Kayla isn't a lawyer. I made a rule for myself that only lawyers could be "made" in the Balldo Family. I thought about making non-lawyers associates, but the chart would get huge if I added all the lawtube side characters.

 

[Captain Manning]

People have been talking about the "LawTube Mafia" lately, so I took it upon myself to make a low effort Balldo Family Chart.
It could be bigger, but I only included people who are lawyers in the official Balldo Family hierarchy. I grouped everyone in different crews, somewhat biased on their relationships with other Lawtubers (except Aussie Overlawd, I didn't wanna make him a Capo). Did I miss anyone? The chart also shows who has distanced themselves from Rekieta by marking them as FLIPPED. Some of them haven't officially flipped yet.
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I like it, but suggestion...

The Balldo Family is like one of the "five families."

Nick reports to the Capo dei Capi ("Boss of Bosses").

Dax "Juju the Cow" Herrera.

 

[Major]

Damn what a nice completely normal lady

Highlight:
>he's kind of effeminate even though he's very tall. Um he has a lot of effeminate gestures and movements.
>yeah so if he didn't have that... dark energy... the craziness in his eyes... and his height... I wouldn't have been intimidated at all

Nick confirmed bisexual

 

[Oliver Onions]

This could be a figment of my imagination regarding the paygate scandal, but I'm sure I remember back during Depp or Rittenhouse either on a MATI or Metokur stream Josh or Jim commented that it was pretty shitty Nick was raking in hundreds of thousands of dollars and keeping it all to himself, and either Nick or one of his capos corrected the record to say there was some sort of payment agreement in place.

There's no way I'm combing through hours of livestream archives on a hunch, but does anyone else remember this at all?

 

[Desktop User2]

Will Herren interviews K
The citizen reporter that attended Kayla's hearing

LMAO she is a lurker (LOTY mention)? The site is growing, Jersh, we are going mainstream.

Nah.
Q: are you a Kiwi Farmer?
A: A what?

Is there another LOTY running anywhere else? I dont know what she is talking about before the first minute on her introduction then but she mentions someone was running for LOTY against Nick.

 

[Fapcop]

Will Herren interviews K
The citizen reporter that attended Kayla's hearing

That Will guy is a weirdo. Asking how Nick smells?! Wtf!

Why didn’t he ask how Kayla smelled, that’s what everyone wants to know!

Also: Totally unhinged behavior from Nick. Note how he once again fucked up and made a bad situation worse.

She didn’t even record him until he sperged out and tried to ambush her leaving the courtroom.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Senpai noticed me, I can die happy.
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Do you go to a Zoo and throw stones at the animals?
Don't disturb the exhibits retard. You're just giving this (and every other hunchbacked faggot that wears purple lipstick) ammo to claim "harrasment".
Stop banging on the glass.

 

[Oxyjen]

Sorry, I know this thread has moved past this, but I just read it now... Why did this faggot say this? What was he thinking?

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LMAO. WHAT A FAG!!

It’s becoming clear that Aaron was kicked out of the polycule for not being gay enough.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

People have been talking about the "LawTube Mafia" lately, so I took it upon myself to make a low effort Balldo Family Chart.
It could be bigger, but I only included people who are lawyers in the official Balldo Family hierarchy. I grouped everyone in different crews, somewhat biased on their relationships with other Lawtubers (except Aussie Overlawd, I didn't wanna make him a Capo). Did I miss anyone? The chart also shows who has distanced themselves from Rekieta by marking them as FLIPPED. Some of them haven't officially flipped yet.
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Why is Andrea Burkhart just Andrea Burkhart?

I mean, just pick something to throw in there so as not to ruin the gag.

Andrea “not-that-deep throat” Burkhart

Andrea “Ceiling Cat Lady” Burkhart

Andrea “malt pussyliquor” Burkhart

 

[AltisticRight]

It’s becoming clear that Aaron was kicked out of the polycule for not being gay enough.

>Your penis became erect when you saw me naked
I love how skelly stared at Aaron's penis long enough to see it go erect.

 

[Nod Flenders]

People have been talking about the "LawTube Mafia" lately, so I took it upon myself to make a low effort Balldo Family Chart.
It could be bigger, but I only included people who are lawyers in the official Balldo Family hierarchy. I grouped everyone in different crews, somewhat biased on their relationships with other Lawtubers (except Aussie Overlawd, I didn't wanna make him a Capo). Did I miss anyone? The chart also shows who has distanced themselves from Rekieta by marking them as FLIPPED. Some of them haven't officially flipped yet.
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Great job there on the Balldo family tree.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I love that Nick says he's too busy to do all these things when he apparently spends all day going on Twitter tirades against anyone who mentions his name. Indeed, he says that he is too busy DURING one of those tirades.

His claims of being "busy" are the funniest. Busy doing what?
Its already (legally) documented how he neglects his kids. Qayla spends all day zonked out of her brain watching TV, he doesn't work, he doesn't even stream anymore, apart from the odd 4am cope session where he fires up a stream from his filthy kitchen so he can performatively eat and try to convince himself that his life isn't falling apart.
This nigger is the least busy nigger of any nigger alive.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

totally missed him up there....need to stop drinking.

Just look at Rekieta. That's where drinking and ego lead.

Nah.
Q: are you a Kiwi Farmer?
A: A what?

Exactly. She's not normal anymore she admits to reading us.
She cannot escape even if she doesn't have an account!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

There were more connections than just Mare. I know Melton is connected to Diddler Dax and Vito. I want to say that there was at least a few more connections that were either direct or had a middleman between them.

Is there lore behind 'Mare'? Horse-face joke, or typographical error?

No, it was the teacher that took his Starscream gen 1 toy.

One laughed aloud.

He's continuing. Sean's back in the fight along with Schree, a former stan who he offered to pay to organize Vegas.

Cynthia/@Melty Butter, PLEASE get better at wrangling that stupid bitch if you two are going to insist on shitting up the thread for years. Watch Ashton on Kino Casino if you need some tips.

I was going to say, 'learn to archive', but now that mask is off, I can say, 'Learn to archive, Cynthia.' Your accounts are very obvious--partly because of how you refuse to change kr modify your behaviour.