Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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So, in response to the Ben Shapiro JonTron pooner getting lambasted across the net, leftists have been posting this to try and say all pooners are indistinguishable from men:
Has she been posted here before? I swear they REALLY love using this person whenever they want to prove that pooners actually totally absolutely look like men. It's Leo Macallan. Her IG is thegravelbro. I actually admit she sort of pass as a man. Does anyone have further info?

A photo taken from her IG:
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Pre-T, according to her IG:
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Has she been posted here before? I swear they REALLY love using this person whenever they want to prove that pooners actually totally absolutely look like men. It's Leo Macallan. Her IG is thegravelbro. I actually admit she sort of pass as a man. Does anyone have further info?

A photo taken from her IG:
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Pre-T, according to her IG:
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She does pass. But still trying too hard. She ticks all the boxes but I bet 3 minutes of conversation would be telling
 
Has she been posted here before? I swear they REALLY love using this person whenever they want to prove that pooners actually totally absolutely look like men. It's Leo Macallan. Her IG is thegravelbro. I actually admit she sort of pass as a man. Does anyone have further info?

A photo taken from her IG:
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Pre-T, according to her IG:
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She looks tiny when you see a full body shot.
That picture you can tell she's a typical short Pooner. The only thing masculine is the beard.
She's a bearded lady, not a man.
PT Barnum would love her.
 
This is what she looked like before she became Dollar Store Dr. Phil btw

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The change in her expression from the genuine smile in this:
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...to the dead eyes in this:
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...suggests the radical hair loss isn't quite what she expected. :story:

I dug through this pooner's Xitter out of mild curiosity since she's unlocked her profile in the meantime. She's apparently from a Lubavitcher family, so I would have thought fairly Orthodox, but her family is dressed normally in the few pics she's posted, so maybe they were more modern-leaning?
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Baldness seems to run in the family.
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Also appears to be a chronic illness munchie, because of course she is. 🙄
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Finally, her impulse to overshare about her daddy issues led to her doxing herself.
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Her father's name, complete with specific birth and death dates. A quick Google search yields a link to an obituary:
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It looks like there's a single comment:
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...oh. Looks like she didn't get along with her father for whatever reason. She confirms that her name is Megan in a few tweets:
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The fact that her birth name is something as goyische as "Megan" leads me to suspect her family probably wasn't that observant after all.

She also indirectly admits that she was born and raised in Warwick, RI (the town where the team behind Ghost Hunters and The American Paranormal Society are from).
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So, there you have it. May I present Megan Carroll of Warwick, RI:
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:story:

The juxtaposition of her basic-ass girl name with her current appearance truly elevates this lil' pooner from the realm of tragedy to chef's kiss comedy.

Money. She is trying to sell stuff, while educating us all about "toxic masculinity". "Toxic masculinity" is when you don't buy bunch of beauty and "wellness" products you don't really need, apparently. Because you try to be macho and pretend you are a strong man who don't need to be taken care by anyone including yourself, or something. Bottom line, buy this product I'm selling you now.
Because MLM is short for both "men loving men" and "multilevel marketing"!

...though now that I think about it, using the specters of toxic masculinity and transphobia to guilt/browbeat people into buying her shitty beauty products is actually a diabolically effective sales marketing strategy in current year. 🤔

I even feel excited about the idea that I could have sex without disclosing, and then later reveal my trans status to my hookup without it being a big deal or changing how my partner sees my body.
Or, since I’m not getting a vaginectomy, having that later disclosure open up the possibility for an extra type of sex, maybe a new experience for my partner.

Does... does this retarded pooner really think she can just casually conceal the fact she's got a vag below her frankendog if she ever manages to convince some poor soul to get naked with her?

Spotted in the wild, in a big chain variety store. I walked past it and was awestruck by the trans joy on its face. Heckin'!

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Probably one of the slimmer, more boyish models they could find, and those hips are still a dead giveaway, even if the mastectomy scars weren't.

So, in response to the Ben Shapiro JonTron pooner getting lambasted across the net, leftists have been posting this to try and say all pooners are indistinguishable from men:
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I find it rather telling that, in all the times I've seen people post this pooner (who does have a fairly impressive beard, I will grant), I've never once seen a photo that wasn't close up and from the waist up. I'd be curious to see a full-body shot, preferably with a natal man or two in frame for reference.

... Are they unaware that they can just detrans themselves and be a regular whore? This shits so confusing because it's like they're conscious of the prospect of giving up but think it's kinky???
But then they'd just be boring old sluts, you see, the kind that the Chads and Stacies of the world bully mercilessly. What's the point of being a community cum dumpster with zero self esteem if it won't even get you any clout from fellow queers online?
 

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Has she been posted here before?
She has popped up in other threads, there are some transition TikToks saved here, and she had an A&N thread. She doesn't like to post anything where she stands next to other people because then she doesn't pass very well.
But I have to say that she lucked out with her voice, it sounds pretty convincing until you notice the female inflection. Not getting the frog voice already puts her in the top 3% of pooners.
 
I swear they REALLY love using this person whenever they want to prove that pooners actually totally absolutely look like men. It's Leo Macallan. Her IG is thegravelbro.
You'd think there would be more variety in the people used as "see they totally pass" examples.

They couldn't be cherry-picking, could they?

Fun idea: make a website that's a gallery of passing FtMs, ostensibly so you can give the tinyurl to your parents or own the chuds at Thanksgiving. Require photos submitted to have a contact link or attribution, then accept every picture, regardless of whether or not they look at all male.

It ends with a page of "FtMs Passing" that's one bearded dood standing carefully away from furniture or doorways, and a ton of other women who are normal-looking except for scene hair and way too much eyeliner.
 
You'd think there would be more variety in the people used as "see they totally pass" examples.

They couldn't be cherry-picking, could they?
They definitely cherry pick. Other than people who are "famous" on their own right, like Ellen page, I don't think I've seen a pooner getting brought up as often as her to be used as an example. At the very least, one that's from this era, which excludes someone like Sullivan.

Talking about this reminds me of the old "lesbian who looks just like JB". Why can't those pooners just stop at being butch instead of ruining their own bodies like this? It's beyond me. Even if they're not actually lesbian, it surely does good enough job to make them look like a man. No one actually wants a rotdog, anyway.

She looks tiny when you see a full body shot.
That picture you can tell she's a typical short Pooner. The only thing masculine is the beard.
She's a bearded lady, not a man.
PT Barnum would love her.
No wonder I hardly see photos of her alongside of other people :story:
 
Why can't those pooners just stop at being butch instead of ruining their own bodies like this? It's beyond me. Even if they're not actually lesbian, it surely does good enough job to make them look like a man. No one actually wants a rotdog, anyway.
Because they're women caught in a social contagion. See also cutters in the early 2000s, or the female children who had visions of witches or crazy bitches like Saint Bridget of Sweden in the middle ages. They just have to one-up another in the most self-destructive ways possible.
 
DESTROYED BY TESTOSTERONE: LIL LESBIAN TURNS INTO RAGE POONER!

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LOL! I can just picture the lil dood screeching autistically and breaking a plate in two/three attempts.

Some of them do wise up after a few hookups with real men to find that they are still seen as woman.
“Oh no! I totally, totally see you as a man! Honest babe! Now suck my dick!”

As clueless as men can be about women, it never fails to me chuckle how clueless the women who claim to BE MEN are about males.

Some of them do wise up after a few hookups with real men to find that they are still seen as woman.
“Oh no! I totally, totally see you as a man! Honest babe! Now suck my dick!”

As clueless as men can be about women, it never fails to me chuckle how clueless the women who claim to BE MEN are about males.
Has she been posted here before? I swear they REALLY love using this person whenever they want to prove that pooners actually totally absolutely look like men. It's Leo Macallan. Her IG is thegravelbro. I actually admit she sort of pass as a man. Does anyone have further info?

A photo taken from her IG:
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Pre-T, according to her IG:
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Tiny hands… Hips… She passes superficially since the beard and sunglasses help hide her most feminine features. But not enough to prevent you from going “There’s just something OFF about him?!”

And that’s when you should call Ace Transvestigator Fapcop.
 
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Tiny hands… Hips… She passes superficially since the beard and sunglasses help hide her most feminine features. But not enough to prevent you from going “There’s just something OFF about him?!”
The size of that beard and those big aviators she might as well be wearing a full disguise.
You can see her forehead and her nose.
I'd be interested to see what she looks like without the beard.
I'm betting there's a lot of female features hiding behind that thing.
Plus the pics where you can see all of her she looks like she's 5'5" tops.
 
The change in her expression from the genuine smile in this:
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...to the dead eyes in this:
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...suggests the radical hair loss isn't quite what she expected. :story:
I've never seen such full hair loss paired with a really un-full beard (you can see there's no stubble that connects her moustache to her other stubble and no soul patch stubble).
The fact that her birth name is something as goyische as "Megan" leads me to suspect her family probably wasn't that observant after all.
Her dad was named Anthony, too, which is derived from a Roman name and usually associated with Italians and Catholics since St. Anthony of Padua is one of the most popular saints in the world. Carroll is also an Irish name so most likely he was a potato bagel with an Irish dad and a Jewish mom. Irish ancestry would also explain the terrible aging and baldness and the name Megan.

Pooner tax. Someone on Twitter pointed out that pooner artists love drawing people with these dumb red noses and of course vitiligo.
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As clueless as men can be about women, it never fails to me chuckle how clueless the women who claim to BE MEN are about males.
Becoming the opposite sex is only appealing if you don’t know people of the opposite sex, and you don’t know that they have just as many problems as you do.
 
That bearded pooner comes across as a gay man. Mostly passes the ocular pat down but still comes across as feminine. I can't imagine women are lining up to date that.
I think there's a marked difference between effeminate men and how Pooners come across, especially if you hang out with them for a while.

With that said, I could see bearded Pooner-Chad get lesbians. There's surprisingly a lot of them that like the whole butch thing. I guess it allows them to submissive without being with an actual icky man.
 
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