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Someone who puts out the pinkest chicken imaginable as if it's still clucking in the barn has no rights to comment on the doneness of food.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Not only that, but Jack is a functionally (perhaps even legally) blind compulsive liar saying “looks dun to me” to an entirely imaginary audience presumably looking to him for precisely such an informed opinion while he films himself pigging out on a motorized cart.
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All the guy needs now is his podcast that comes with its own language.
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not trying to "ameriburger lol" but come tf on. this is pure idiocracy
also since when are the titans & cowboys the two worst teams? fucking retard, the bottom of the NFL is the panthers, and/or the pathetic saints who just lost to the panthers so badly their coach got fired for it. but whatever, of course jack is a.) a cowgirls fan and b.) totally ignorant.
also idk why he keeps calling it "bee dublyoo." that's not what the restaurant is called jack. that's not even a nickname anyone uses
also since when are the titans & cowboys the two worst teams? fucking retard, the bottom of the NFL is the panthers, and/or the pathetic saints who just lost to the panthers so badly their coach got fired for it. but whatever, of course jack is a.) a cowgirls fan and b.) totally ignorant.
also idk why he keeps calling it "bee dublyoo." that's not what the restaurant is called jack. that's not even a nickname anyone uses
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Because
Mac and cheese burger sounds gross. A good burger is about ratios - the meat, salad and bread need to all be in the right amounts. Shoving a scoop of carbs onto it is unneeded and will fuck the delicate burger balance. Just make a normal cheese burger, god damn.
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Yeah it sounds nasty but it probably sells which is why they offer it.
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Ameri'burgers must consoom new borger!
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it really needs a fried egg, some onion rings and oreo crumble
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That's definitely Fatty's attitude.
New borgor comes out and Fatty must eat it.
And I know we keep going back to this but it reached peak Fatty when he ordered that Bacon Bourbon Borgor from Wendy's. Takes a bite, smashes as much as he can into his mouth so the sauce oozes out the side.
That is Fatty in a nutshell. A consoomer of fast food larping as a food critic and chef.
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I don't follow football, but I thought the Cowboys were a consistently poor team like the Lions, if maybe not THE worst?
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No, they are more a team known for choking in the playoffs lately. They've made the playoffs the past few years and a couple of times in the decade before that.
They had that insane run the 90s, too. Lions have been inept for decades now, with only 1 playoff win since like 1993 or some time around then. Browns and lions are the lol-tier teams in the NFL
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Jack says this yet God gives him strokes which he doesn't give a fuck, but cries about movies having political agendas or anyone being slightly mean to him
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Ah wasn't this when he happily took a bite & didn't notice fuck all that the Bacon was missing untill Tammy called it out?
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Jacks only fear is running out of bacon up let's be honest.
He's too dumb to be scared and the religious shit is a larp. He has a huge ego but he probably doesn't think about an afterlife. Where he will be in good graces of FDR and Jack the Ripper.
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You occasionally see people calling it BWW but thats usually in like promotional material, like on a release about the new Cock Gobbler Burger on his favorite website fastfoodnews.com.
When people are speaking, they just say the whole name like a normal person. But Its Jack so he fucks it up twice over and pronounces the acronym and gets it wrong anyway when its 3 letters, two of which are the same.
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Ive heard and said in a mocking tone bdubz not b W like jacks stroked out ass says it unaware it's post ironic humor and he's doing it wrong.
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I don't know, he seemed really angry and heated up about a movie saying that the moon landing is real
This is a man who couldn't say the word "hashbrowns" like a normal human being and proceeded to say it as weirdly as possible 30 times in a single video. Do you think he has any idea wtf he's actually saying most of the time?
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I searched for "Jack Scalfani" on tenor and found this gross gif of him in a pie eating contest. Anyone know where it's from?
I don't know where this is from, but this is how I imagine him eating on a daily basis after his other arm has stopped functioning as well.
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I don't follow Jack that closely, but I think he uses speech to text, right? The quote is "carnal" and not "cardinal". This guy definitely doesn't fear man: