Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Lmao, too lazy to even create a Substack to pretend she wasn’t shitcanned.
Outskilled by Taylor Lorenz. There's no coming back from this.
Yeah I don't believe her. Just because she "decided" doesn't mean she wasn't laid off. Especially with this timing.
If I had to guess I'd say she was told she was going to be let go due to her insane online behaviour and was given the option of 'quitting' to save face.

Although I think if you quit instead of getting fired you forfeit your right to any kind of severance package and god knows Alyssa needs all the boxed wine money she can get right now.
Imagine someone too incompetent and stupid even to be a fake journalist covering games and thinking you can actually develop anything better than you'd find on a designated shitting street.
Given the absolute state of AAA game development in the west the last couple years I'd say Alyssa has the ideal skillset to get started right away. Let her write Mass Effect 5; she literally could not do a worse job than the Veilguard team.
 
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If I had to guess I'd say she was told she was going to be let go due to her insane online behaviour and was given the option of 'quitting' to save face.

Although I think if you quit instead of getting fired you forfeit your right to any kind of severance package and god knows Alyssa needs all the boxed wine money she can get right now.
Yep, most companies do the “quit or be fired” thing and many will say they quit to save face but businesses like it too because there’s less of a potential legal headache, no severance, etc. Since Mercunte is a stupid bitch, she picked the option that provides saving face but eliminated any chance of walking away with any kind of payout. I’m sure she will eventually whine about how sexist Cuntaku was but she missed an opportunity to exploit here.
 
Right here.

She really doesn't have much in common with other Beauty Parlor cows. She isn't into makeup, cosplay, or munching out. She posts outfits and nudes, but she's not really an e-girl. Her antics usually consist of arguing with people on Twitter, threatening lawsuits, and occasionally challenging people to fights. She seems more suited to Internet Tough Guys.
I disagree. She was a camgirl before Kotaku. She spends a lot of time at the gym. Alyssa is obsessed with Lady Gaga and cosplaying as her or other idols of hers. She belongs to the Beauty Parlor as Anisa Jomha's direct contender for Queen of the BPD's. Bragged a lot about her abortions and yearly botox injections. Alyssa also obsessed with weird fashion choices and likes to play the Roblox game "Dress to Impress".
 
1. Start anew, and enjoy life, break the cycle of hatred and find inner peace
Start anew doing what?

I don't think you guys understand how much of wokism is driven by what is effectively unskilled labor. The journos who get scoops should be likable enough to get scoops, and other opinion journalism requires enough knowledge of the subject to not pull a Tim Walz Sports Metaphor. That cunt can't even drive for doordash, she'll get broke paying for gas and parking.
 
Since Mercunte is a stupid bitch, she picked the option that provides saving face but eliminated any chance of walking away with any kind of payout.
By the same token, I can also believe she really did get fired and was dumb enough to think anyone would believe the 'lol I quit' story. She's spent the last few months begging people to sue her and I'm sure a half-decent lawyer could rope Kotaku into that mess if they wanted to.

I don't know what it takes to get fired from a worthless rag like Kotaku but if they do have a code of conduct I imagine Alyssa has violated every single rule in her short time there.
 
I predict that Alyssa will become a Beauty Parlor cow once she exhausts her journalistic connections. Give it a year.
She should be put into Internet Tough Guys right this moment, end of story. The only question is whether or not she will be relevant in a year. Trump can help with that.
 
Is she better or worse than Frosk? I never really thought Morgan Webb was that ultra hot, but she's a a goddess compared to these new freaks. Speaking of Xplay, it sucks Sessler's gone into hiding, I'd love to see how he's holding up now.
Personally I think Frosk is the more attractive of her and Mercante until she opens her mouth. She looks like an angry butch lesbian where Alyssa looks like a busted up BPD/narcissistic whore. Alyssa USED to look like a basic white teenager but then she discovered Zoe Quinn and that's what got the ball rolling on the busted, beat up sex worker with the second-ugliest tattoos only surpassed by Anisa Jomha.
If I was forced to engage with either woman, I would pick Frosk. I wouldn't fuck Alyssa even before feminism because she looks like "I'm not like other girls" girls with way too much hairspray in their hairdos and zero personality.
 
Translation: I am a repugnant collection of genetic material who has only survived this long by the grace and civility of my betters. Because of the kid's glove never being taken off, I overestimated my worth, skill and capability to sway opinions. With my 3/10 looks I wormed my way into a failing industry where I was sieved into a position where beta virgins would blindly tell me I was amazing hoping that I would revive my camgirl career with them. After being propped up for this long, I decided to try to take swings at people far smarter, far more secure in their own skin and far more skilled in my field than I am. This has failed spectacularly and as a consequence everyone that has ever supported me looks worse for doing so. I was offered a go away and die package from work or a very embarrassing public firing, as the kind and generous person that I am, I will now take the money and as soon as I realize that public opinion of me will continue to plummet I will turn my gaze to them and attack them.
 
Alyssa Mercante announce that she is getting a new job being a clickbait journalist at Rolling Stone.
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Targeting 8BitEric and calling him a stalker, but Alyssa is not? Such hypocrisy.
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One terrible human being (Paul Tassi) defending another terrible human being. That is until he gets called out for being a delusional cuck.
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She shits on Elon Musk.
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Leave the dog alone, Alyssa.
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