Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[REGENDarySumanai]

These types never stay unemployed for long. Parasites, all of them.

 

[Fapcop]

Willa Rowe also got canned too. Just some troon who used to work for Kotaku.
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EDIT: Speaking of troons, Carolyn Petit is also crying over Alyssa's departure.
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WTF?!?

They’re DE-trooning Kotaku?!

Is this it bros? Did the gamers win?! Is the timeline finally healing?!?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Alyssa Mercante announce that she is getting a new job being a clickbait journalist at Rolling Stone.
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Targeting 8BitEric and calling him a stalker, but Alyssa is not? Such hypocrisy.
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One terrible human being (Paul Tassi) defending another terrible human being. That is until he gets called out for being a delusional cuck.
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She shits on Elon Musk.
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Leave the dog alone, Alyssa.
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EDIT: LOL
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Isn't a gig at rolling stones moving up?

 

[Neil]

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Good fucking riddance, I hope the rest of Kotaku goes up in flames with her.

Alyssa Mercante announce that she is getting a new job being a clickbait journalist at Rolling Stone.
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Targeting 8BitEric and calling him a stalker, but Alyssa is not? Such hypocrisy.
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One terrible human being (Paul Tassi) defending another terrible human being. That is until he gets called out for being a delusional cuck.
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She shits on Elon Musk.
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Leave the dog alone, Alyssa.
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EDIT: LOL
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I don't know why this bitch has such a potent golden parachute. She can only seem to fall upwards, I guess that e-thot pussy is still in demand for the higher ups at shitty internet journo rags.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Isn't a gig at rolling stones moving up?

She has "a few pieces" coming out, which means she pitched and sold a few articles to them (aka, she probably managed to sell her "GamerGate 2.0" narrative to some tired underpaid editor looking for clickbait articles), not that she is getting hired on as staff. I don't doubt she will land in some other fake job, but there is no indication Rolling Stone is that job.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Start anew doing what?

I don't think you guys understand how much of wokism is driven by what is effectively unskilled labor. The journos who get scoops should be likable enough to get scoops, and other opinion journalism requires enough knowledge of the subject to not pull a Tim Walz Sports Metaphor. That cunt can't even drive for doordash, she'll get broke paying for gas and parking.

it why i said that "we all know the choice she'll make"
because seldom people choose the redemption arc since it isnt even in their radar of thought
wokism is a cult. a cult where you worship deadbeats who do nothing but promise empty lies to justify how you're an amazing person for doing absolutely nothing by not contributing to society as a whole,

and quite frankly, had there be a Jim Jones-esque figure ontop, we all know every single one of these retards would of drank the kool-aid. but unlike the victims of JONESTOWN, they'd actually do it of their Own volition.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Isn't a gig at rolling stones moving up?

Ditching the sunken ship(Kotaku) for a sinking ship(Rolling Stone) is not as great as she may think it is.

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

Translation: I am a repugnant collection of genetic material who has only survived this long by the grace and civility of my betters. Because of the kid's glove never being taken off, I overestimated my worth, skill and capability to sway opinions. With my 3/10 looks I wormed my way into a failing industry where I was sieved into a position where beta virgins would blindly tell me I was amazing hoping that I would revive my camgirl career with them. After being propped up for this long, I decided to try to take swings at people far smarter, far more secure in their own skin and far more skilled in my field than I am. This has failed spectacularly and as a consequence everyone that has ever supported me looks worse for doing so. I was offered a go away and die package from work or a very embarrassing public firing, as the kind and generous person that I am, I will now take the money and as soon as I realize that public opinion of me will continue to plummet I will turn my gaze to them and attack them.

Thank you for translating that corporate/womanese BS into readable english.

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

Alyssa Mercante announce that she is getting a new job being a clickbait journalist at Rolling Stone.

It's really gonna take a while before this prostitute finally disappears from the lower case I Internet, huh

These types never stay unemployed for long. Parasites, all of them.

The coding classes got postponed for another year. Sad!

Leave the dog alone, Alyssa.

My condolences to the dog, being the smartest creature in that room, and not even trying to

WITH MY LAST BREATH....I CURSE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMERGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!
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there's still hope for Trump to finally tweet... #GAMERGATE or even better, #GAMERGATE2.0
4 full years of time, patience is key

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Alyssa picking a fight with Vara Dark again after making a video rant about her.

Alyssa must be kissing her fiancé Patrick Mulligan.

 

[AnOminous]

4. Do the world a favor and go into the woods to be with bears instead of men

Bears don't deserve to be sexually harassed by this evil bitch. First, they're not going to fuck her, second, they would just actually avoid her. She should only go around bears if she's going to go full Timothy Treadwell and go harass grizzlies and polar bears that might actually improve the world by mauling her to death.

there's still hope for Trump to finally tweet... #GAMERGATE or even better, #GAMERGATE2.0
4 full years of time, patience is key

Soygon of Assmad should get right on that.

I mean Orange Man actually did get on the whole Squirrel Harambe thing.

 

[Baraadmirer]

second, they would just actually avoid her.

I don't know, I get the feeling she'd smell of fish. Rancid fish, but fish nonetheless.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know, I get the feeling she'd smell of fish. Rancid fish, but fish nonetheless.

Don't talk shit about bears.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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If 'two ugly women kissing each other, both wishing the other was an attractive man' were a picture.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

how do you fail your way into a rolling stone job
I don't think she's the kind that could sleep her way up, because she looks how she looks.
does she blackmail people or something

 

[frame777]

Isn't ironic how everyone who tried to go against KF has something bad happen to them?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Is it an actual position with Rolling Stone or one of those "randos can submit articles and we'll publish them but they don't work for us" things?

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

how do you fail your way into a rolling stone job
I don't think she's the kind that could sleep her way up, because she looks how she looks.
does she blackmail people or something

maybe we're all wrong. maybe she's just a good journalist and we're wrong. maybe we all misjudged alyssa, and we should try harder to understand her plight.

 

[Alter Ego]

Speaking on the poll, it always struck me that Alyssa is actually most appropriate for Internet Tough Guys when she's so publicly combative and is most well known for boasting "fight me" on video. But perhaps I'm missing what else there is to her, and I'm not familiar with the contents of Beauty Parlor either.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I think BP is a good place for her. No one is better at tearing a bimbo apart than gossiping females. Plus she won't have the excuse of it being "le incel gaymers" hating on her. This would genuinely upset her, making it a good decision.