Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Gee I dunno!

Who indeed? The homewrecking hussy monkey branching her way on to an addicts dick?

Or the desperately sad housewife, who after a decade of disappointment and getting beat down by the narc husband who’s too busy for her, finds a moments of love in the arms of Fapc eh, some man.

You can fix her.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

The faggy skelly that goes to chiropractors, sends his own fucking children to chiropractors and thinks CBD quack oil does anything is here to announce that a METABOLITE, a product of METABOLISM is produced OUTSIDE of the human body.
Even if you know nothing about biochemistry, you can infer from the name of this type of molecules that it's a byproduct of something that happens inside the human body.

Fucking retard. I'd love to see him use this as a defence.
>Your honour, it metabolises outside of the human body
>Judge with 12+ years of experience in biochemistry: it... what?
I hope the judge sentences him to redo primary school, but then that's irresponsible knowing his proclivities towards "jokes" sexualising children and associates like Patrick Alan Melton (M.A.P.). He'll probably call Stacey a cupholder and get shoved into the lockers again.

Since we're back on metabolites I want to mention something that bothers me.

Hey Nick, want to know why your daughter might maybe have different cocaine-related metabolites in her blood? It's because the metabolites of cocaine use change when someone mixes it with alcohol.

So yeah, different metabolites doesn't really hurt the narrative against you. We can easily imagine you accidentally (or willfully) exposing your kids to cocaine, but we've seen how you lick up every single drop of booze. So maybe she just wasn't also drunk the whole time like you were.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Also: Nick is EXACTLY the type of terminally online junkie who’d try to wiggle out.

You can bet your house that within a few hours of being told there’s no way out of getting occasionally tested, he’d be online googling how to beat drug tests, detection time for different drugs, where to buy clean urine, what substances they don’t test for, etc, etc.

Nick would do it just out of pure spite, because NOBODY, no county NERD gets to tell the mighty Rekieta what he can or can not do.

As for beating drug tests, there’s a whole fucking industry online that sells you everything from fake cocks with clean pee to clean piss. Just like there’s a huge black market for analogies of drugs that will get you high, but that they don’t test for.

The best indicator of sobriety is behavior.

Does this man come across as clean, sane and sober?!

If current day Nick is sober Nick, he should go back on drugs.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

30 pages since I last checked before work...
Lads and Ladies of Balldowood forest. I don't think I can keep up on rekieta anymore.

is this the balldo curse acting again? get well soon
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Are we sure he isn't at the hospital from chasing an ambulance?

Teach me your ways, master:

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At this point I'm of a mind to just buy a controlling stake in CliffsNotes' parent company solely to sic 'em on this thread.

I'm going to need coke just to keep up with rekieta at this point.

My god even Dear Feeder can't keep up. Okay I feel better I'm still a "young man" in the game when I am not the only ones struggling with this.

She deleted this tweet six minutes after posting it.

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I'm starting to feel its all real.
There's too many moving parts.
The wet brained midwit can't control it anymore.
Inviting an obnoxiously loud, retarded, pedophile #2 into the situation to "own Aaron" while trying to tard wrangle April whose mental state is deteriorating rapidly and keep his wife in a zombified state on drugs. On top of having his parents and the state breathe down his neck as he neglects his kids. Is starting to be too much for Nick who just wants to drink, party, and be sassy on twitter. So everything is starting to break at once while he runs back and forth trying to fix the cracks in the dam starting to form and burst.

I think I found it.

The con of the blessing is you are also a retard.

So who's the bigger whore, April or Kayla?

Nick
April right after that though.

Kayla is just a failure of a mother.

 

[AnOminous]

So everything is starting to break at once while he runs back and forth trying to fix the cracks in the dam starting to form and burst.

"Things fall apart, it's scientific."

 

[Can of Spam]

Does this man come across as clean, sane and sober?!

As a priest on Sunday! (Don't ask what denomination)

"I'm not an addict, I choose when I want to do drugs! I just want to constantly do them all the time!"

Drugs are not the answer for Nick.
Drugs are the question.

The answer just happens to always be "YES!".

 

[Vibralldo]

Talking about metabolites, scientist Nick
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"It metabolizes outside the body"
Google AI says different:

Benzoylecgonine is a compound that's the primary metabolite of cocaine. It's formed in the liver and is excreted in urine. Benzoylecgonine is the main compound that's tested for in urine drug screens for cocaine, and it's also used in wastewater screenings to detect cocaine use.

 

[not william stenchever]

[Kayla goes away, takes a pill and explores the final frontier]

@Fapcop I have an idea. Introduce her to Stargate.

 

[Vibralldo]

The faggy skelly that goes to chiropractors, sends his own fucking children to chiropractors and thinks CBD quack oil does anything is here to announce that a METABOLITE, a product of METABOLISM is produced OUTSIDE of the human body.
Even if you know nothing about biochemistry, you can infer from the name of this type of molecules that it's a byproduct of something that happens inside the human body.

Fucking retard. I'd love to see him use this as a defence.
>Your honour, it metabolises outside of the human body
>Judge with 12+ years of experience in biochemistry: it... what?
I hope the judge sentences him to redo primary school, but then that's irresponsible knowing his proclivities towards "jokes" sexualising children and associates like Patrick Alan Melton (M.A.P.). He'll probably call Stacey a cupholder and get shoved into the lockers again.

He also allegedly believes in medical cocaine

 

[Captain Manning]

*SCIENCE NERD SHIT SNIPPED*

Listen NERD! Rekieta doesn't use actual science, okay? He uses Rekieta science! Just like he uses Rekieta Law! It's in the name.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So Melton is claiming that at least a dozen people have been sent this fabled zip file. Am I alone in doubting any of them could have kept it quiet this long? And by “this long” I mean longer than an hour.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm really sorry to ask this, but the thread is moving too fast for even me (NERD hiding in a Siberian closet) to keep up with. Is there a spoonfeed/summary post of the last week's bullshit with Rekieta? I am only vaguely aware of his accessing Ayayron's Google account.

0. Cooking with Cuck
He did three LOCALS streams playing in the kitchen. It's the the 196th of May, he needs to do 4 or 5 more LOCALS streams to hit the promised 14.
1. Aaron's account
(All alleged)
Aaron logged into his google account at Skelly's place while doing a podcast there and never logged out. Skelly and his friends started monitoring his google account, snooping around emails and according to Aaron, they even sent stuff on his behalf.
It's a good opportunity to warn users about horrible opsec and the necessity to use different emails for different purposes. Supposedly Aaron was communicating with his attorneys via gmail as well.
Aaron spoke to Elissa Clips and Sean privately, which Skelly saw. That adequately explains his sudden turn on Elissa Clips and crusade against Sean. Previously, he was bitching about LEGUL MINDSET.
MAP (Patrick Melton) did a few streams gloating about it, saying he wants to check Aaron's bank statements and so on. Basically, they're admitting to a few felonies just to own some guy that streams to 300 people.
Screenshots from supposedly Aaron's account showed that he was keeping close attention to this thread and watching "milf porn" (ie, women that are a similar age to he is). Sounds weird until you realise Skelly watched American Beauty with a nude "16-year-old (casted by an 18-year-old)" in it and pRedo the Healer.
Patrick Melton had a meltdown as well, but I don't think he deserves more attention so I won't bother with this. It's basically him being a fat chomo crying about fat stuff.
2. Ape
He has been going back and forth with his "ex-girlfriend" (admitted to) April Anderson. Too many Xeets and too unhinged to keep up with. At some point, Ape said she was hacked but later backpeddled saying it was a worse version of herself.
She said she spoke to Xitter support over the phone, which does not exist anymore.
A lot of it was gross exhibitionist garbage.
3. Jannies
One of his biggest jannies @Spectre_06 didn't just jump ship, he started criticising Skelly. If Ukraine loses the war, you know who to blame. Someone was too busy on their phone instead of filling up petrol tanks.
Some other top janny also jumped ship.
4. Drug stuff
Amusing to maybe only a few users.

He thinks he's exonerated because "a few metabolites are missing":

• Methylecgonine is found when cocaine is smoked.
• Cocaethylene is found when cocaine is used alongside alcohol.
• Norcocaine is a minor metabolite that's only found among heavy users, ones that use it at least several times a week, if not daily.
• Ortho-hydroxycocaine is found when hair samples are exposed to peroxide. (He stashed peroxide based washing liquids under his sink it seems.)

Basically he wants a pat on the back because at least his daughter didn't smoke crack, down a bottle of whisky while she's at it, did so daily, and messed with household chemicals.
Great job.
He's still running with the "police glove transferred cocaine to my daughter's hair" retard cope which is just an outright lie. I'm going to write something about it when I'm bothered.

He thinks benzoylecogonine which excretes through urine is metabolised outside of the human body, rather than conventional literacy wisdom telling you that it's a product of metabolism, thus happening within.
Go figure.
5. This retard goes to a chiropractor

According to long-time viewers, he forces his children to attend as well. I'm classing this as severe child abuse.

That was from his pilled out "spiritual" wife who made even the kids go to the chiropractor weekly. I'm pretty sure she also talked about healing crystals at some point too.

6. He's been busy paypigging, notable superchats.
Ralphamale behaviour.

(Very funny)
Talking about Aaron eating his cum out of Ape's hole.

Seething about the word seething.

7. Sexual fetishes
Skelly admitted to being an exhibitionist on Ped Melt's stream. I have been saying this for a year now.
Good to hear it from the fag's own mouth that he's an exhibitionist.

 

[anionfarflung]

Has anyone caught this? It's incredibly sad. Kayla's stepdad, and probable custodian of the kids, commented recently on her dormant FB account.

The post is from June 19, 2022.
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All the comments are old until these, 3-4 weeks ago.
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"If they wouldn't trade their life to save you from perversion(verbal/physical) out of love like Jesus they don't deserve to be around you." ... I may have teared up.
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Makes me ashamed to use his likeness for my pfp. I'll probably change it.

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop I have an idea. Introduce her to Stargate.

Farscape man… Once she sees the chemistry between Aeryn Sun and John Crichton, NuTrek will be a distant memory in her sweet, fractured mind!

 

[AnOminous]

He also allegedly believes in medical cocaine

It exists. That's why cocaine is Schedule II while even something as relatively harmless as marijuana is Schedule I, that is, it is recognized (legally) as having medical uses, largely as a topical anesthetic.

 

[parsnip]

Gee I dunno!

Who indeed? The homewrecking hussy monkey branching her way on to an addicts dick?

Or the desperately sad housewife, who after a decade of disappointment and getting beat down by the narc husband who’s too busy for her, finds a moments of love in the arms of Fapc eh, some man.

Just promise us you'll use protection when you boldly go where every man has gone before.

 

[Fapcop]

Well, again, he might have. To Faran.

But if Faran's story is true, he could have still lied to Faran.

Come on… That’s such an obvious play that even those who aren’t former degenerates and successful pussy slayers can see right through it.

“You’re so cool Faran! I wish my wife was more like you! We really GET each other. you know! Oh get this… Kayla wants to swing! I dunno, I really HATE infidelity. Aaanways, why don’t you come over and visit?”

Also: Kayla supposedly cheated on Nick. (Given that April is the source, I wouldn’t be surprised if “cheating”=an emotional affair or making out with someone.)

Nick is totally the kind of slimy fuck who’d use it to badger her and gaslight her into going along with swinging and pretend it’s her idea.

“You know Kayla, it’s so cool that our love transcends just sex! Even if we had sex with someone else, it’s not really cheating.”

“I think we’d be even closer if you let me have sex with someone else. Just like I did when you cheated.”

Now mind you, I’m not saying Kayla is a 100% innocent victim here, but we know how Nick operates, and tried to gaslight and manipulate people to get what he wants.

IF Kayla cheated, there’s no way Nick would be with her unless he could use it to his advantage.

 

[AltisticRight]

That was from his pilled out "spiritual" wife who made even the kids go to the chiropractor weekly. I'm pretty sure she also talked about healing crystals at some point too.

I'm all for healing crystals. They don't do jackshit medically but they're nice to have around and pretty to look at. You can say it "heals" in that aspect without sounding like a total nutjob.
They're nature's gift to humanity, unlike the blight of Minnesota known as Rekieta.

is this the balldo curse acting again? get well soon

Maybe Skelly can get him scheduled with his chiropractor for a few spinal injuries.

Since we're back on metabolites I want to mention something that bothers me.

Hey Nick, want to know why your daughter might maybe have different cocaine-related metabolites in her blood? It's because the metabolites of cocaine use change when someone mixes it with alcohol.

So yeah, different metabolites doesn't really hurt the narrative against you. We can easily imagine you accidentally (or willfully) exposing your kids to cocaine, but we've seen how you lick up every single drop of booze. So maybe she just wasn't also drunk the whole time like you were.

Yeah, that's cocaethylene which is found among users of both cocaine and liquor.
He's done that already.
>At least my daughter wasn't tested positive for these other metabolites, dorknerd.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“You’re so cool Faran! I wish my wife was more like you! We really GET each other. you know! Oh get this… Kayla wants to swing! I dunno, I really HATE infidelity. Aaanways, why don’t you come over and visit?”

You forgot “As much as I talk shit about fat women, the truth is I have a SSBBW fetish.” Even if he didn’t say it, his thirst confirms it.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Gee I dunno!

Who indeed? The homewrecking hussy monkey branching her way on to an addicts dick?

Or the desperately sad housewife, who after a decade of disappointment and getting beat down by the narc husband who’s too busy for her, finds a moments of love in the arms of Fapc eh, some man.

And they say chivalry is dead.