Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 813 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,146
The electorate cannot make meaningful decisions if it is systematically deceived.
Therefore democracy is inherently incompatible with Elon Musk's conception of "free speech".

Another retarded falsehood:
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(Government deficit spending is not the sole driver of inflation, and perhaps not even the biggest one. Supply and demand drives it as well. Supply chain disruptions driving up prices are an example that most people should still remember.)

For someone who claims to care about truth, it's strange how scrolling through his feed you find very few statements that aren't outright lies or misrepresentations.

Judge people by their actions. Words are cheap.
 
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how quickly are they going to turn on this dork
Elon is loose with his money. Ever since Sheldon Adelson died a few years ago, the GOP is looking for another megadonor who invests hundreds of millions of dollars each election like Adelson. Musk seems to be that guy for now.
The myths about Musk, his supposed intelligence, and his business success are overstated. Musk did not design the Teslas, nor is he even a founder. Teslas themselves are problem-ridden cars. Teslas are cool for hyping up electric cars, but electric cars as a whole are a flawed concept. Enough annoying, accented, bearded soydems or some combustion engine enthusiasts will tell you why in their long essays, but the crux of their arguments is true. As a car, electric vehicles can never outperform combustion engines in terms of reliability and cost, and as a sustainable transport method, they can never surpass public transport.

SpaceX is cool but overhyped. Musk was not the first to make reusable rockets, it was never considered impossible and was done decades earlier. In reality, reusable rockets aren't all that impressive even a successful landing leaves the rocket damaged and in need of repairs, limiting the way it can be designed versus single-use rockets. SpaceX is cheap relative to NASA, but that's also because they are burning money and not making a profit on many of their missions. There are other competitors in their price category so their cheapness isn't even that unique.

He's a good propagandist, but plenty of former higher-ups say he's a below-average CEO. Everything with the vibe as an "Elon forced this through" idea, like the Cybertruck, the tunnel, and now those weird robots and vans, are all riddled with problems and are not profitable. A CEO should be involved, but he should also know when to delegate and not interfere in areas where expertise is required.

In the end, he has a knack for marketing his products and creating markets, which will eventually be filled by more intelligent and better-organized companies, like Tesla and electric cars.
Musk is a skilled marketer. People like the idea of the “great man” theory and Musk has done a good job marketing himself as an IRL Tony Stark. His autism is generally considered charming in its own fucked up way because true geniuses have been portrayed as wacky autists over the years. Musk plays it to the hilt.

His best skill though is that he knows how to kiss the right ass. Those who will push more lavishly funded government contracts onto his plate, those who will never give him more than slaps on the wrist for gross negligence or violating safety laws. He knows Trump is going to give him whatever he wants and when he sees the winds shift, he will abandon Trump and go elsewhere. He was a big Obama and Pelosi simp a decade ago and got rewarded for it. He’ll get rewarded for going with Trump. If a Democrat wins in 2028, he’ll suddenly become more “libertarian” again. It’s easy to see through this bullshit.
 
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Trump and some of his "inner circle" is annoyed by Elon. Elon has been described as acting as a co-president. He hovers over Trump acting as though Trump owes him a great deal by bragging about his support for the election. He is forcing his opinion on every topic bought up whether he's being involved or not.

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Elon is coming across as a creepy obsessed fanboy, nobody around him likes that sperg and only seem to put up with him for the sake of his money.

 
Elon is coming across as a creepy obsessed fanboy, nobody around him likes that sperg and only seem to put up with him for the sake of his money.
He's like a mega-rich version of the kid in school who tries to buy friends. They all think he's an annoying dweeb but they like the dosh.
 
Robin Zeng, founder of CATL which is currently the world's largest lithium battery manufacturer and Tesla supplier, spills some tea about Elon in a tangentially-related interview with CNBC.
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Zeng, who met Musk when he visited Beijing in April and has talked to him often, said he agreed with the Tesla founder’s view on the potential for AI-powered autonomous-vehicle technology.

Tesla’s self-driving tech relies solely on cameras and AI in hopes of building affordable autonomous vehicles that can sell in large volumes. Its competitors are mostly building more expensive vehicles with layers of redundant technology, for safety, and using them to operate taxi or delivery services.

“He’s all in,” Zeng said of Musk’s strategy. “I think it’s a good direction.”

But Zeng said he had told Musk directly that his bet on a cylindrical battery, known as the 4680, “is going to fail and never be successful.”

“We had a very big debate, and I showed him,” Zeng said. “He was silent. He doesn’t know how to make a battery. It’s about electrochemistry. He’s good for the chips, the software, the hardware, the mechanical things.”

Musk and Tesla did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Tuesday.

Zeng said he had also asked Musk about setting unrealistic timelines for the rollout of new vehicles or technologies at Tesla. He said Musk had told him that he wanted to motivate and focus Tesla staffers and that anything beyond a two-year time frame might as well be “infinity.”

“His problem is overpromising. I talked to him,” Zeng said. “Maybe something needs five years. But he says two years. I definitely asked him why. He told me he wanted to push people.”

Musk last month promised to deploy fully autonomous versions of Tesla’s Model 3 and Model Y next year in Texas and California, and to release a two-seat “Cybercab” robotaxi, with no steering wheel or pedals, in 2026. The prediction prompted skepticism from investors who have heard Musk promise self-driving Teslas for about a decade.

Zeng did not refer to any particular unfulfilled promise by Musk, but said: “He probably himself thinks it needs five years, but if you believe him when he says two years, you will be in big trouble. The direction is right.”
 
Elon is coming across as a creepy obsessed fanboy, nobody around him likes that sperg and only seem to put up with him for the sake of his money.
I still think that Elon is biologically incapable of forming political beliefs. He's like Critikal if he had way more money. Not even half a decade ago he was the frontman of reddit. The "real life Ironman", the Jesus Christ of reddit atheists, the grand hero who will save us from the global warming extinction event (20 more years guys!!!!), help us colonize Mars, build le hyperloop scifi technology, build le other stupid tunel thing which also turned out to be a scam and is wholesome 100 keanu chungus reddit army... Yet he somehow manages to allianate all of these people within like 2 years and I have no idea as to why and how. And just like Critikal, he spills his spaghetti immediately when push comes to shove
 
Yet he somehow manages to allianate all of these people within like 2 years and I have no idea as to why and how.
2 words: pedo guy. That was the shark he jumped for a lot of fans when he showed how desperate he was to play the hero and how thin-skinned he can be when somebody tells him no, with a diagram of why his halfbaked idea wouldn't work.
 
I still think that Elon is biologically incapable of forming political beliefs. He's like Critikal if he had way more money. Not even half a decade ago he was the frontman of reddit. The "real life Ironman", the Jesus Christ of reddit atheists, the grand hero who will save us from the global warming extinction event (20 more years guys!!!!), help us colonize Mars, build le hyperloop scifi technology, build le other stupid tunel thing which also turned out to be a scam and is wholesome 100 keanu chungus reddit army... Yet he somehow manages to allianate all of these people within like 2 years and I have no idea as to why and how. And just like Critikal, he spills his spaghetti immediately when push comes to shove
This is the most accurate analysis of Elon. His ideology is always aligned with what might give him the most validation. You would think one of the richest men in the world would have some diabolical, genius and incomprehensible schemes but with Elon, there's none. Everything from his ideas and projects are the same type of shit you would see a shitty inexperience indie game dev go on about.

"Hey guys, we added this futuristic robot that does stuff, and like, a car but with no windows. This is just like that game Cyberpunk 2077!"
"Traffic is so bad, so let's make another lane........ but underground!!.... and with neon lights!"
"I'm going to make the currency called KEANU coin.... it's going to be so breath-taking everyone's going to love this!"

I don't think Elon would even equivocate to Charlie, he would probably be a nobody game dev sperging about their dream game on Reddit to the tune of 4 updoots and a silver award. The fact that this Wholesome 100 Reddit 100 Quirky 100 retard is one of the richest people disproves any notion of meritocracy.
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The electorate cannot make meaningful decisions if it is systematically deceived.
Therefore democracy is inherently incompatible with Elon Musk's conception of "free speech".
It's not censorship when we do it!
"Hey guys, we added this futuristic robot that does stuff, and like, a car but with now windows. This is just like that game Cyberpunk 2077!"
"Traffic is so bad, so let's make another lane........ but underground!!.... and with neon lights!"
"I'm going to make the currency called KEANU coin.... it's going to be so breath-taking everyone's going to love this!"
Elon "daddy issues" Musk, no really! (please clap)
 
Elon Musk is a net detriment to everything he touches.
The only value he has is the money he was born into.

I genuinely thank Donald Trump and Elon Musk for destroying the allure of the "billionaire playboy" angle for most sane people.
Imagine having spent all that money on Twitter just to broadcast to everyone's front page how much of an autist you are.

This is a 53yo man.
They changed the writing in satirical cartoons from "Evil rich playboy Bruce Wayne" to "Evil rich delusional playboy Reddit Moderator"
 
(Government deficit spending is not the sole driver of inflation, and perhaps not even the biggest one. Supply and demand drives it as well. Supply chain disruptions driving up prices are an example that most people should still remember.)
You should really take the time to learn the difference between monetary inflation and price inflation before you post stuff like this.
 
2 words: pedo guy. That was the shark he jumped for a lot of fans when he showed how desperate he was to play the hero and how thin-skinned he can be when somebody tells him no, with a diagram of why his halfbaked idea wouldn't work.
If they had gone along with his gay little submarine plan, all those kids would have died.
 
I still think that Elon is biologically incapable of forming political beliefs. He's like Critikal if he had way more money. Not even half a decade ago he was the frontman of reddit. The "real life Ironman", the Jesus Christ of reddit atheists, the grand hero who will save us from the global warming extinction event (20 more years guys!!!!), help us colonize Mars, build le hyperloop scifi technology, build le other stupid tunel thing which also turned out to be a scam and is wholesome 100 keanu chungus reddit army... Yet he somehow manages to allianate all of these people within like 2 years and I have no idea as to why and how. And just like Critikal, he spills his spaghetti immediately when push comes to shove
True how can he claim being a conservative if he's owning worlds biggest electric car company? It seems like he supports trump out of spite leftoids didn't pamper his huge ego enough.
 
Elon reminds me a lot of Null, they both stole the companies they're famous for from people who had all the ideas, they're both fat incels, they both have huge egos. They're both reddit, going "hey look at this neat webcomic a guy made, isn't it cool how gross it is!" plus they try to act like something they're not. Null has never even seen the simpsons despite his love of Sneed. Elon would do that exact same shit.
the way he conducts himself makes it seem like he never developed mentally past 18.
its called autism

I genuinely can't tell if he's just gotten incredibly lucky, or has real talent,
there are plenty of people that became millionaires in the internet boom. How many were able to use that money to make more money? Mark Cuban has just been the mavericks owner and hasn't done shit since. even Thiel really doesn't do much beside try to influence culture at a very low level.

Even if you think Elon got a head start, at best he's been his own man since making his first million in the late 90s, plenty of people get rich and then spend it all on drugs and vanish, like multiple lolcows can be used as examples. Elon just decided to invest in some bizarre niche plays and it pays off. it just looks retarded because of how it seems like a no brainer now. "of course just invest in EVs/space/social media" but if you aren't a child you'd know how much of a joke electric cars or private space companies seemed to the average person. You'd have been better off investing in porn according to most people.
I’d be fucking a much higher caliber thot than fucking Grimes.
model tier hookers can be fucked for 2k an hour, but having someone with similar interests or an outgoing personality or can pretend to be as intelligent as you is worth a fuck load more.
Elon really is trying to integrate himself into the Trump family
she's 17 and the trump family hasn't made money in about a decade, them selling her off to him is exactly what a family during the feudal days would have done.
here's also the Doge of Venice. Fitting for Musk, a wealthy billionaire.
people forget he fell in love with grimes over a philosophy and enlightenment music joke they both made. Musk 100% knows about the "Doge of venice" and thats at least half the reason he named his NGO after it. blatantly becoming the conservative Soros.
he was a pro at min/maxing on fucking Diablo 4
even worse because of his fandom of nerds they gifted him end game tier weapons and armour to get him to the top.
I'm pretty sure an autistic billionaire who has experience running numerous incredibly complex companies could min/max the FUCK out of budget.
no one's ever tried to min/max the budget. its literally watching one of the top Age of Empires players play through the campaigns on easy. For Fucks Sake the government just left $100 million dollar planes in Afghanistan instead of just flying them to a base because they didn't want to spend money on fuel. they're literally that retarded. this will be like Adam Sandler playing dodgeball with children with how easy it is.
 
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