Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Still Life would make Nool miss having SIGVSEG around.

That's another example, yes. Null got a request from U.S. law enforcement on that one. He can't treat everything like he treated New Zealand. He can stall them for a time maybe, but if he gets served with a warrant by a U.S. authority, he has to action it per U.S. law. Why put him through that?

I trust Warski and PPP to get facts right only slightly more than Nick to pass a roadside sobriety test.

The biggest problem with Warski and PPP is they rely on Kinoshit for everything way too much.

You watch KC (in moderation, please) to listen to PPP piledrive somebody with a funny voice impersonations. You don't watch KC to learn facts.

As far as I know, he doesn't avoid bans. He just pays for a new subscription with a similar name any time he's banned.

Right. Fucking Rumble, the self-declared "free speech alternative" to YouTube, has tried to exorcise him several times. That should tell you what a liability he is.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nate, SEEEEAAAN, and the crew are on Eric Hunley right now. So far no Nick sighting.

It’s not even 1pm he’s probably still sleeping off a hangover

 

[TexOffender]

It’s not even 1pm he’s probably still sleeping off a hangover

Nothing a little cocaine can't fix.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

It’s not even 1pm he’s probably still sleeping off a hangover

Start the clock. He may have been picked up by the local 5-0. Has he tweeted recently today?

 

[Harm]

Has he tweeted recently today?

Last tweet was 3-4 hours ago, insisting that April isn't being forced to live in his second crackden.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nothing a little cocaine can't fix.

Cocaine is for pussies and 9yos, this is meth territory now.

 

[Zertes]

Preview copies od Wilshire Boulervard were sent as PDFs to a few people (Nick among them) and they are loSt unless someone finds a copy saved somewhere.

Can't people just ask one of this guys that received it to share it?

 

[waffle]

Still-life was funny because he was happening to Nick, not because he was funny.

He would get Nick pretty good sometimes when he was having his moments of clarity, thought.

 

[TherapyMan]

The biggest problem with Warski and PPP is they rely on Kinoshit for everything way too much.

You watch KC (in moderation, please) to listen to PPP piledrive somebody with a funny voice impersonations. You don't watch KC to learn facts.

Kinochet manifests the worst tendencies of PPP, but PPP at least has the excuse that he lies / exaggerates for the purpose of making the show more entertaining, which the audience largely knows.

Kinochet just makes shit up and presents it as news for the purpose of being a horrible attention whore.

 

[Fapcop]

There hasn't been a cow thats this much of a fuck up since Classic Chris. And Chris started as a fuck up. Rekieta is arguably worse than Chris Chan, Balldo had the American Dream handed to him on a silver spoon, a family and home he didn't earn or deserve, a career as the biggest superchat earner on YouTube, all just handed to him, and he's managed to fuck his life so badly he's a bigger laughing stock than fucking Chris.

Trolls always had to use both stick and carrot to make Chris be funny, and come up with all these complicated schemes.

Nick in comparison self-felts in the hardest way possible. We literally just sit and watch while he catches Chris-sized L’s by his own hand.

If not for the fact that Nick is such a natural when it comes to fucking up, I would have thought that the long periods of radio silence, is because he’s sitting at the drawing board trying to come up with yet another way to own himself.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

April is backing away from Twitter/X after receiving a ton of unsolicited good advice and concern for her wellbeing.



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I never understand the delusion “I deserve love and respect”. No, respect is earned and love is conditional between adults.

Imagine a 30 year old woman thinking she deserves the love of a married man with five kids. Or that anyone could respect a woman who has behaved as she has the last year. April getting free room and board for being a side ho should be enough, because ain’t no respect forthcoming from anyone for being a ho.

Country girl April needs to go to a real church and do as they say instead of listening to free love and drug Bible interpretations from Nick. But its obviously hard to give up the free rent and hopes at Rekieta trust fund life.

Imagine setting yourself on fire just to impress Redditors. Couldn't be me.

The Dabbleverse keeps a lot of unfunny retards corralled. Karl is exactly what I’d expect a marketing guy doing “comedy” would produce. It’s got the stink of corporate edgy comedy for cattle.

 

[repentance]

I'm feeding the drama, nothing wrong with that? Btw Some of you guys did pay for a membership to his channel. How is that better than me, just saying some quotes from here so they can be on screen to keep this entertaining?

Fuck off back to reddit.

 

[Schpoots]

This new retard seems like the same retard that gets chased off every month because they're incapable of not being an attention whore.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

All messages from Nick Rekieta on Patrick Melton's stream (November 14, 2024)

Rekieta sent 5 super chats of $5 for a total of $25.

Nick confirms the baseball bat story Aaron told on Kino Casino. Aaron claimed he used a baseball bat to separate Nick and Kayla after Nick had cornered Kayla in the bathroom and was screaming at her. I believe he earlier denied the story in an Internet tough guy way.



EDIT: Here is the Kino Casino stream where Aaron tells the baseball bat story. Should be timestamped for 2:15:50.

Spoiler: Clip embed

Additional context as to why the fight started comes a little earlier at 2:10:30:

The story happened at Aaron's house.
According to Aaron, the dispute began when Kayla was reluctant to explicitly confirm that she wanted to "go upstairs" with Aaron after getting back to his house, with Nick having a "sick weird thing that he's got where she needs to say that she wants to fuck" Aaron.

See 2:10:30 below:

All unpaid messages:



All messages from Vito Gesualdi on Patrick Melton's stream (November 14, 2024)

For context.

 

[DemsBNutz]

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I have never heard one man talk so much about ejaculate.

Tim waltz and baldo the BBZ Baldo Butt Zone) match up no one asked for but we deserve.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Nick confirms the baseball bat story Aaron told on Kino Casino. Aaron claimed he used a baseball bat to separate Nick and Kayla after Nick had cornered Kayla in the bathroom and was screaming at her. I believe he earlier denied the story in an Internet tough guy way.

WHAT?
I should have expected narcissistic DV. Of course I should have.

The more that comes out, the cesspit becomes deeper and more rotten.

 

[Neetorino]

All messages from Vito Gesualdi on Patrick Melton's stream (November 14, 2024)

Oh wow Vito I'm so glad to see you attaching yourself to possible criminal proceedings. This is the highest IQ move imaginable and I can't wait for it to get referenced in Superkiller #2!

Yes I get it's supposed to be a joke, but would the cops look at it that way? Hope he brings it up on the Dick Show and both start acking it up about having copies of the files, even just as a joke.

 

[Harm]

I'm glad Nick could take a break from Redo of Healer, American Beauty, and am0lestinground to chat with Pedo the Vito.

After all, and I'm quoting Nick here, "what's a little pedo amongst friends?" Hopefully jailtime.

 

[Mondo Slight]

If true, I lean towards a drug or sex session while the rest of the family were out, and Nick blowing off the appointment by accident.

I'd bet my life savings that sexual arousal and a stimulant high are a single amalgamated, furtive, lizard brain impulse by now. After a bender-fling combination last as long as their's has, sex without a high seems dull and you can no longer get high without sexual arousal.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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I'm glad Nick could take a break from Redo of Healer, American Beauty, and am0lestinground to chat with Pedo the Vito.

After all, and I'm quoting Nick here, "what's a little pedo amongst friends?" Hopefully jailtime.

Nick continuing to torpedo his case never fails to make me laugh.