Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[3MMA]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-3163#post-17784650

SO MUCH STUFF has happened this year, that "Dear John" might actually fall out of the Top-20 at this point. I forgot it was this calendar year.

Also, Nick's thread has more than doubled even after winning LotY last year.

I can't even remember what Nick did in 2023 anymore.

I get what you’re saying & partially agree, though Dear John remains a top 3 contender when looking at Nicks view of himself, others, various relationships, & total worldview. Was a complete “masks off” moment, imo. It’s seriously incredible how many other extremely out there & fucked up things he’s done in the 8 months since that stream too.

I’ve been sitting here for the last 25 minutes rewatching the infamous Dear John stream, & it’s still as disgusting as the first time I watched it. Besides the fact that Balldo comes off completely non-credible, what fucking thing in his life ever aided him in thinking anyone (even the biggest tard on the planet) would find that stream relatable let alone humorous? You can tell that’s the vibe he’s going for while missing it by a very big chungus of a country mile. It’s still incredible to me (in a bad way) how Nick could ever think to say those thoughts & even more so, say them very publicly. He seemed to think it was way beyond okay, it was his warped as fuck idea of cool.

Just absolutely ridiculous how Nick refers to himself as “a YouTube streamer,” which he keeps repeating over & over during this rant to attempt to elevate himself more than John. As if the degeee of “fame” he reached made him unable to have sympathy or give support to someone. The class disparagements were sick, too. Most of Nicks wealth is his fuckin’ parents money yet Nick might as well be bragging about how rich his mom is while discussing how much better he thinks he is than an allegedly suicidally ideating, (ex) audience member, with whom he seemed somewhat regularly in contact with at the time. The entire premise of the rant was built on some wild bullshit fantasy of Nicks.

Redo of Balldo thinks he’s something really special, even more so than he thought of himself 8-9 months ago during Dear John. He’s trying so hard.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick has emerged after crashing into slumber, and he is not pleased with the Spectre Report. (Archive 1 2 3 4)

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“Isn’t even remotely true”?! Oh, in that case I’m looking forward to Nick posting a final order that says he has regained full custody and that his kids are to stay with him!

As a previous meth user I take offense at your "copper" slant. Gold sure, but copper, nah. Sure, sure, it's harder to get the gold off the fingers once you knock em out, but a single gold ring nets far more than a kitchen full of wire.

User name checks out.

Btw… As a person of lived Meth experience… Would you say that if Nick had jumped on the methamphetamine train instead of coke, he would likely have gotten higher and saved enough money to buy a car?

An ounce of meth costs around 150$ afaik. Cocaine? Somewhere around 1500-2000$

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

My vote is Spectre is full of shit and can safely be ignored. Talking to a lab tech in MA isn't nearly relevant enough to the current situation to warrant much stock.

my question is: what are the conditions under which he would get the kids back after a test result like that?

one possibility is that CHIPS doesn't believe the test result. he convinced CPS that the test was bad, or something. if they're ignoring the result, then i could imagine the only conditions being that the parents are and stay clean before getting the kids back unsupervised.

but if CHIPS accepts the test result, then it's hard to imagine a situation in which the junkie parents whose kids tested positive are allowed to have the kids unsupervised. but i could be wrong.

one thing i am struggling to wrap my head around is just how worthless nick's word is. early on i pegged him as a buffoon who thinks he's much smarter than he is. he can speak nonsense with such confidence that he managed to woo an audience while being wrong about basically everything as far back as kick vic. but now, after kf has been right about absolutely fucking everything that he has ever denied, it's just truly baffling to come across someone who i literally cannot believe a word they say. like not a single word. i remember having bullshitter friends growing up, kids who would say anything regardless of the truth, but it's strange seeing a once-functioning adult with so little regard for the truth.

 

[Fapcop]

I’ve been sitting here for the last 25 minutes rewatching the infamous Dear John stream, & it’s still as disgusting as the first time I watched it.

HEY NICK YOU COCKSUCKER!!

How’s that “normal middle class house surrounded by normal middle class things” going for ya?

 

[All becomes gunt]

Here is something i am wondering about. The big charge obviously is the felony drug posession for over 25g, which is the main caveat that's going to be argued in the case. As for the firearms while posessing drugs yeah that's a gross misdemeanor and probs gonna be used as a bargaining chip for the plea deal. However the other gross misdemeanor which is child endagerment, how come with his daughter popping positive isn't it a felony ? Legit curious as to what would constitute a felony in this occasion. Also let's put ourselves in a hypothetical. You are Rekieta's Lawyer with all this shit infront of you, and you have a phonecall in one hour, what would you say to him ?

 

[Fapcop]

one possibility is that CHIPS doesn't believe the test result. he convinced CPS that the test was bad, or something.

Removing the kids from the parents permanently is like the absolute last option.

CPS are more likely to look at what is the likelihood of it happening again, rather than DID this happen, and a reunification would be attempted even if they believed the kid had somehow ingested cocaine.

(Also: A kid testing positive for cocaine is like small potatoes for CPS. They regularly deal with some horrific shit, though maybe less so in rural Minnesota.)

And also: We don’t have any proof of the kids being permanently back, except for… Nicks word.

You are Rekieta's Lawyer with all this shit infront of you, and you have a phonecall in one hour, what would you say to him ?

“Mr Rekieta sir! You had some very interesting legal theories we could try in your case. Before I continue, I’ll need a 10.000$ retainer. I mean… You do want THE BEST defense, right? Of course if you want to plead like a welfare nigger, that’s an option too. You want the number for the public defenders office?”

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick's favorite daughter tested positive right? Is she the one that was isolated in the basement?

If you're asking about the kid that asked the police officer for clean clothes during the police raid that was the youngest daughter. Nick's "favorite" child is a few years older.

 

[HackerX]

It was from about 400 pages ago.

TBF, 400 pages ago could just mean another mugshot got posted this morning.

Nick pretending like he doesn’t know exactly what a shower call is. What a pathetic nigger loving cuckhold.

He did the same thing with the mod and "pull up". It's such a vague term that people are using and he doesn't know what it means.

 

[BathTubShine]

Sociopath is not a diagnosis term, it is not a thing other then an arbitrary distinction on public discourse. Only psychopathy is a real diagnosis

Neither is psychopathy ("suffering soul in greek") it used to be a umbrella term for mental illnesses in 1800's
"Psychopathy is not a formal clinical diagnosis. The term is often used to refer to symptoms of antisocial personality disorder (ASPD), like low empathy, manipulation tendencies, and lack of remorse."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The big charge obviously is the felony drug posession for over 25g, which is the main caveat that's going to be argued in the case. As for the firearms while posessing drugs yeah that's a gross misdemeanor and probs gonna be used as a bargaining chip for the plea deal. However the other gross misdemeanor which is child endagerment, how come with his daughter popping positive isn't it a felony ? Legit curious as to what would constitute a felony in this occasion.

The endangerment/neglect charge they have simply relates to having kids in his care around drugs. It has nothing to do with the positive test. It could be that they doubt the test, or it could be that they simply can't think they can prove who was responsible for that test being possible.

That said, I have a feeling the test result will have some bearing on what deal he's offered. Nick doesn't sound happy with what's on the table, and it appears the current deal makes him plea to everything. Will Nick take it all to trial because he refuses to say he is GUILTY of neglect?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

The endangerment/neglect charge they have simply relates to having kids in his care around drugs. It has nothing to do with the positive test. It could be that they doubt the test, or it could be that they simply can't think they can prove who was responsible for that test being possible.

That said, I have a feeling the test result will have some bearing on what deal he's offered. Nick doesn't sound happy with what's on the table, and it appears the current deal makes him plea to everything. Will Nick take it all to trial because he refuses to say he is GUILTY of neglect?

As well as I understood from baked Alaska at least prior to sentencing you can’t claim innocence while pleading guilty. Judges don’t like that so he will at some point have to admit he’s GUILTY if he pleas if they don’t drop neglect

 

[Chirico Cuvie]

Back in ye old days like first and second edition the setting didn't take itself too seriously. But I doubt Nick had any interest, real or feigned (second one), in 40k until he took off with Weeb Wars. Even though Ty Beard should pay Vic for how badly he fucked up at least he has OG nerd cred with his interest in Battletech.

I was in a Star Trek group on Faceberg and that nigger posted about how he made his own rules for a Star Trek wargame cause the FASA one wasn't detailed enough took everything I had to not ask him if this is why he lost the case.

 

[Zertes]

Neither is psychopathy ("suffering soul in greek") it used to be a umbrella term for mental illnesses in 1800's
"Psychopathy is not a formal clinical diagnosis. The term is often used to refer to symptoms of antisocial personality disorder (ASPD), like low empathy, manipulation tendencies, and lack of remorse."

You took this from the first google result that comes up, Healthline. The thing is that there is tests and research done to identify psychopathy as a separated condition from ASPD. Over the years research on the subject has arrived in an specific diagnosis and characteristics of a psychopath. Examples:

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4321752/

https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/wicked-deeds/201610/psychopathy-clinical-diagnosis

https://www.businessinsider.com/hare-psychopath-checklist-test-sociopath-2016-11

https://psychopathyis.org/screening/

Psychopathy is a neuropsychiatric disorder marked by deficient emotional responses, lack of empathy, and poor behavioral controls, commonly resulting in persistent antisocial deviance and criminal behavior. Accumulating research suggests that psychopathy follows a developmental trajectory with strong genetic influences, and which precipitates deleterious effects on widespread functional networks, particularly within paralimbic regions of the brain.

 

[videoman]

Nick has done an excellent job of shifting the Overton window. Any accusation is met with HOLY SHIT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN through his big, stupid nose. However, in presuming he did bad things, everyone wrongly gives him the benefit of the doubt on so much, that he got his kids back, that his kids weren't sexually assaulted, that he is anything but destroyed. He is a pure liar scumbag, there is nothing he won't frame or downplay. He just attacked a person in public who tried to approach him completely ungrifterly offline. He is pure scum. So things that could be possible:

Nick is a sick, twisted sex fiend who has had group sex including by his own admission orgies where another dude was drinking his cum down the hall from his kids. His OWN ADMISSION and bragging.

He's gone to sex islands, uses sex toys and talks about his parents and sex a lot. His parents also "fostered" kids.

We know molested people act out in weird ways often becoming molesters.

We have zero proof he has his kids back. It lines up more that his parents have the kids, Kayla goes back and forth, he bangs April when she's gone. Otherwise when is he seeing April?

So he is having orgies, has a kid test high for coke, has INSANE ego that allows him to justify virtually ANY BEHAVIOR seeing himself as over God, literally like a cult leader.

He talked about health benefits of drugs and how his kid could benefit from being on them for ADHD.

He has a "favorite" female daughter.

We know what cult leaders do to kids.

Now here is the thing about his buddies, his BEST FRIEND Dick Masterson (who he admires and is likely jealous of which is why he started this whole wife stealing scenario) lured an autistic teen into being a sex slave and turned her into a whore. Was he jealous of Dick's sex slave? That guys partner brags about sex with kids. EVS works in comics and there are stories of him hooking up with boys for bjs behind comic stores, his newest friend Melton BRAGS about how he keeps CP in his email and how he'd fuck kids. I have long suspected a CP ring amongst these youtubers based on "JOKES" you know jokes like Epstein used to make.

All the ingredients are here for a molester, entitlement, his parents fostering kids, he has a ton of kids, he has orgies around his kids, he has drugs around his kids, he has a "favorite kid" and drugs her. Nick deserves no more benefit of the doubt, if this was any schmuck down the street we'd all assume what he was up to.

If he is so FUCKING STUPID and shitty at the law ironically that his identity theft into Aaron leads to more forensic computer work, I hope it ends with him in prison forever.

 

[ChromaQuack]

But not in a Nick Rekieta "Haha, the healer turned back time and RAPED EVERYONE AND THIS ANIME IS JUST PORN AND ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE UNDERAGE AND IF MY DICK WORKED I'D HAVE A BONER, ISN'T THAT SOMETHIGN!?!?!?!" kind of way.

Are you sure about that?

Are you SUPER sure about that? Yes Ian Watson's book is worse than Daemonculaba, I will not hear dissenting opinions on this.

this nigga is one of the biggest 40K lore NERDS. He's spitting timeline deets only a NERD would know. I guess the drugs drilled holes in the part of his brain for 40K lore.

He's SCHOOLING METOKUR ON THE LORE EVEN! Fucking coward pretending he wasn't the NERD boy he was.

His "I don't have time for the books" deal is patently bullshit as it is very easy to just pop an audiobook while you're driving your kids 2500 miles to their piano class in Kyoto, matter of fact I would not be surprised if his encyclopedic knowledge at the time came from doing exactly that and/or having Luetin09 lore playlists on repeat.

Actually Cain is the only W40K content that I have read, but I was under the assumption that it was an exception and that the rest of the setting was serious and grim-dark. Apparently I'm wrong.

Give 'the infinite and the divine' a spin, it's two retards fighting if the retards were tech demi-gods.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Spectre is this larping faggot, right?

Good God what the fuck is up with this dudes face? Is this "from one meth user to another" situations?

 

[SuitcaseNuke]

Remember a few years ago when Nick was roofied? Anyone else have a theory about that? I think he was doing drugs and took the wrong shit by mistake

 

[AltisticRight]

From a purely objective view, I don’t think anybody could’ve predicted this outcome for Nick.

Not to toot my own horn but as soon as those bottle photos came out, many others along with me predicted that this would happen. The thread was moved out of multimedia on pay 980 or something.

If you're talking about his drug use, yeah I saw that but didn't say anything about it. I didn't want to sound like a schizoid parroting Andy Warski (he was right) points and I'm not a certified narcotics expert.

If you're talking about allowing his children to be tested positive for narcotics then yeah, I didn't think he'll go that fucking low.
But I digress.

 

[videoman]

RE: Nick is a pedo - one other checkmark on this.

Suppose Nick shared his favorite kid with Aaron, suppose they were all in on this. Aaron drops dime on the drugs but is very careful to say the kids were "never abused" just eating cold chef boyrd as their parents are eating cum out of each others orifices in the literal next room. Suppose this is mutually assured destruction. But Nick is pissed at Aaron so since Aaron got his kids, he goes after Aarons kids.

Now Nick has befriended an open pedo and is using that guy to attack Aarons kids. It makes sense now why Melton went after Aarons kids, Nick wanted him to, the bizarre cupholder comment all of it makes more sense. Revenge for maybe Aaron molesting his favorite daughter and walking out on the polycule sex cult?

 

[not william stenchever]

Are you SUPER sure about that? Yes Ian Watson's book is worse than Daemonculaba, I will not hear dissenting opinions on this.

[DUMPY GRIMBO]