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It takes a very loving and understanding partner to help you accept and work around your body and its issues, but your average Grindr psychopath is not going to be so nice when Jaxon Frog over here whips out a macroclit covered in urine that smells like a locker room - and I can only imagine a couple encounters like that would render normal people celibate. Then again, we're not discussing normal people, are we?
This is actually a very interesting question. Is there a "straight panic" version that gay guys who are unknowingly tricked into engaging in sex with a FTM can use as a mitigating circumstance in case the situation escalates into violence? Male crossdressers aren't terribly common, but they've always been common enough that there is a behavioral template that can be applied to them. The "gay panic" defense was basically written to include troons, and old school troons (either post-op transsexuals or just straight up crossdressers) were never so naïve so as not to expect that tricking a straight guy into sex might end up very ugly if they were discovered to be male before, during or after the sex act.

Now... females posing as males targeting a small subgroup of men who are only interested in sex with other men... that is a new phenomenon. Statistically this population did not exist even 15 years ago. It's absurd on so many levels.
 
This is actually a very interesting question. Is there a "straight panic" version that gay guys who are unknowingly tricked into engaging in sex with a FTM can use as a mitigating circumstance in case the situation escalates into violence? Male crossdressers aren't terribly common, but they've always been common enough that there is a behavioral template that can be applied to them. The "gay panic" defense was basically written to include troons, and old school troons (either post-op transsexuals or just straight up crossdressers) were never so naïve so as not to expect that tricking a straight guy into sex might end up very ugly if they were discovered to be male before, during or after the sex act.

Now... females posing as males targeting a small subgroup of men who are only interested in sex with other men... that is a new phenomenon. Statistically this population did not exist even 15 years ago. It's absurd on so many levels.
1. gay panic defense was never a codified and tried thing like your post is implying
2. Gays are really gross and next to none of their revulsion to women is anything but performative
 
Is there a "straight panic" version that gay guys who are unknowingly tricked into engaging in sex with a FTM can use as a mitigating circumstance in case the situation escalates into violence?
I would argue no, since it's impossible for a homo not to notice that pooners are women before ever getting to the point of having sex. Even if the short stature and small everything doesn't give it away, the voice and the way they speak will. There is just no way.

But if a very drunk bi guy who is embarassed about his life choices when the metoidioplasty horror comes out, punches a pooner in the face to get away, he shouldn't be charged. Because to be honest I'd panic too if I had to see that in real life.
 
In light of this discussion of FTM stealth sex...

International_Ad5473 is curious to know: how can she have hookups without outing herself as a fraudulent predator who only prioritizes her own ego at the cost of other people's consent? Girls might not like that!
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I’m a freshman in college and was making out with a girl at this party the other night. It got to the point where it was noticeable that she wanted to get more serious, but I croaked and left the party because I didn’t want/know how to come out to her. I’m stealth and have been since I was 11. I have friends from highschool that go to school with me here and they don’t even know. I’ve come out to potential partners before, people I knew I could trust, but I’ve never had to before for a one night stand. I’m less worried about potential rejection from her finding out, and more worried about that information about me getting out to people, as again, I am 100% stealth and it would lowkey ruin my life. Does this take hookups off the table for me, or is there another way to go about it? Does anyone have any experience around this? Or is this kind of niche idk.
No concern for her partner feeling tricked or violated, only concern that she might run and tell on her. Many commenters admit that you must balance out the risk to reward ratio and suggesting trying not to "shit where you eat"; ultimately, they seem more realistic as a whole about the cost of stealthing and how to do so successfully than MTFs, who just go "pepper spray him and gaslight him while he tries to blindly stumble around his apartment to get you out, gurlfriend!! You deserve good girly orgasms, fuck him!!"

Thankfully, keeping her eye focused on the task at hand - sleeping with ""straight"" women - SectorNo9652, benevolently, provides a guide in the comments.
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Sex life as a straight man (stealth) & techniques​


This is for anyone who feels like they are undesirable, you’re not. But you do need to be confident and get out there, even when actually achieving this confidence makes life SO MUCH better, fake it till you make it if you have to.
My sex life is great n have no complaints.
I’ve been binary stealth pretty much since high school (as much as I could be pre-T n young) it’s been nearly 20 yrs now so I would say that my relationships with straight cis women have been the same as any other cis dude.
I am cis passing so I believe that helps bc women get interested in me, come up to me, I get phone numbers, etc. I don’t tell them until I know we are going to fuck. All women I meet have been amazing, long/short term gfs, fwbs, one night stands (after getting to know them all night), etc.
This allows me to form a bond with them. They get to know me n get to trust me/ get comfortable with me, same goes for me. My dick size becomes less relevant when they start caring about me. By the time we gonna fuck I tell them in person and they get to decide whether they want to reciprocate or not. I give them that option, but 10/10 they end up with my dick in their mouth kissing n sucking it because they’re so horny they want to make me cum too. I love getting my dick sucked.
I’m 30, 10+ yrs on T n I have never had any rejections from women due to being trans (yet, never say never). I had peri, I am pre-Op bottom but I’ve been really lucky with my growth so there really isn’t a lack of dick, just size (2.3inch). I’m strictly top, I don’t use my vagina at all so they don’t gotta worry about that either.
Prosthetic info
I use my semi hard gendercat prosthetic 6ish inch w a cake bandit skin colored harness, my growth, mouth, and hands to fuck them and I’ve never had any complaints. I can cum thru PIV with said prosthetic.
The sticky back sticks onto my foreskin so when I thrust, the prosthetic strokes my dick by moving my foreskin back n forth, causing me to cum.
When I put my prosthetic on, I make it easier for us by putting the pouch it’s in on the floor by the bed next to me. I start the usual way, making out, touching, grabbing, fingering, all foreplay, etc. the last thing I do is to move down onto her pussy and start using my mouth on her and I’m fingering her. I then stop the fingering and start to put on my prosthetic as I’m licking her pussy. When I’ve completely put on my prosthetic, I stop with my mouth, I get up, and slide my dick in her. After that, I can do anything I want :)!
You can also ask her to play with her pussy as you’re putting it on or simply having a vibrating toy on her giving you some time.
As long as you know how to fuck, you’re good.
If anyone who sees this has any questions, feel free to ask. DMs are also open.
Note that even she states "I don’t tell them until I know we are going to fuck" - as it turns out, the slimiest pooners are still aware you have to admit to it. What I find sinister, however, is she's admitting to picking a time when you're already cornering these women into a sexual encounter, i.e. when their clothes are coming off or have come off and some degree of foreplay has taken place. That's not creepy or manipulative whatsoever!

Curious to see the one-eyed wonder worm she claims to sport? I'll provide, but warning you now, these are very NSFW and extremely NSFL. You may think this belongs in the SRS thread, but she is actually completely pre-op - this is simply the nightmarish result of testosterone abuse. Makes you pity some of the detransitioners in a way.
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Remember that WWE's Chyna (RIP) who only abused anabolics in pursuit of muscle growth, not deliberate masculinization...
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...still ended up with THIS.
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I wonder how a pooner's typical t-dose compares to a roid freak's, tbh.
 
I wonder how a pooner's typical t-dose compares to a roid freak's, tbh.
Likely worse. I think the doses pooners do is actually higher than what some "muscle mommies" do to get a boost at the gym. Most do just enough to get a bit more muscle and look more cut but not the insanely high levels that pooners do constantly. Only the ones that spiral and get really deep in the shit likely have similar results as pooners.
 
I would argue no, since it's impossible for a homo not to notice that pooners are women before ever getting to the point of having sex. Even if the short stature and small everything doesn't give it away, the voice and the way they speak will. There is just no way.

But if a very drunk bi guy who is embarassed about his life choices when the metoidioplasty horror comes out, punches a pooner in the face to get away, he shouldn't be charged. Because to be honest I'd panic too if I had to see that in real life.
I think it should be legal. If a fucking Troon tried to trick me I'd slap the shit out of them. Seems like a natural reaction. You shouldn't punish people for acting on instinct and defending themselves.
Now if you got hit on by a Troon, didn't react at the time, and then followed the Troon or Pooner to the parking lot and beat the shit out of them, then it's pre meditation. There's no instinctive "get this freak away from me" reaction.
The "gay panic" version of it seems kinda fucking dumb. Your masculinity isn't at threat because some faggot invited you to the Blue Oyster Bar for drinks. Just tell them to fuck off. Violence seems excessive, but a fucking Troon trying to trick you, its the deception part. Gays aren't trying to decieve people. Troons and Pooners are.
Curious to see the one-eyed wonder worm she claims to sport? I'll provide, but warning you now, these are very NSFW and extremely NSFL. You may think this belongs in the SRS thread, but she is actually completely pre-op - this is simply the nightmarish result of testosterone abuse. Makes you pity some of the detransitioners in a way.
See thats what I'm talking about.
You get that fucking thing pulled out on you by surprise I would not blame someone for beating that Pooner to a pulp. If I was on a jury I'd nullify it. Thats fucking disgusting.
 
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Wasn't sure if I'd ever seen this chick posted in any of the trans threads, but I just came across her today and I am bowled over by her appearance. Behold: Reddit pooner u/HydeVDL, who has some of the most shocking hirsuitism I've seen from a pooner.
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The most alarming part? According to OP, she is in her early 20s:
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This interaction made me laugh. She has a post up on r/malegrooming and a man roasts her about how weird she looks. The man is unaware that it's a FTM btw
Theae looks like the turkish/arab/semitic men my parents always said:

-So hairy, if they were born 5 minutes later they would have been a monkey!

Now I get to see the bearded woman version. Oh joy....
Also lol typical fat woman gunt. Male gunts look different.
Even if you called men beautiful every day, you wouldn't call this beautiful
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You can tell just by looking that she's ugly, inside and out.
Even if she was a real dood, that's still the eyes of a methed out murderhobo.


nothing could ever properly restructure a male pelvis for childbirth
Ahem Mr Sledgehammer can at least try!


I posted a very peculiar pooner the other day and have returned with an even better picture of her…Jesus wept

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Transition goals: BTK
Holy shit dood, BTK was what popped into my mind. BoyTroonKiller?
 
Meet “Skyler Ben” a UK (Manchester) based piercing… fetishist? freak show? Mega fan? Whatever you want to call her she is a TIF that warped her body to look like an ogre.
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Yes. This is how she looks every day. And yes, her right eye has nerve damage due to the piercings she has gotten (some are done herself which is even crazier) over the years.
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I’m not even surprised she has been to a psych ward.
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So that is how she used to look. She should be the poster child of why you shouldn’t let your kids get a nose piercing.

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Final boss of neckbeards…

“This is just a joke” I mean you could pierce your roid clit… if you really want to. Add some more nerve damage to your fucked up life why not.
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She is trying to become a piercer but no one will give her an apprenticeship… jeez I wonder why…

She believes that piercings can be gender affirming…
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Anyways… I want to make a thread at some point for this TIF but I need to learn more about her before I do… like a bacteria strain in a Petri dish but it’s a fucked up lesbian.
I never understood why otherwise attractive women get those fucking hog rings in their noses, but when its a fucking goblin Pooner with not just a hog ring but a load of metal shit... I'm betting this is one of the "Pooner through molestation" types and she's just trying to make herself look as fucking horrifying as possible.

Lmfao at how she's somehow fucked up her eye sticking pins in her face.
What would happen if Li'l Pooner got on an MRI?
Would all that shit just rip out of her face and leave her looking like she owed the Sinaloa Cartel money?
 
I wonder how a pooner's typical t-dose compares to a roid freak's, tbh.
Steroids are a broad group of drugs rather than just T, pooners dose much, much lower like 1/10th or 1/5th what a man abusing/using T would use iirc, but most people taking steroids aren't taking T/ just taking T and women on steroids are almost always not taking T, they are taking whatever is in vogue to specifically improve their physical strength, like SARMS or for the really hard-core trenbelone acetate.
The effect of T is general masculinization, which to achieve the muscularature effects of heavy SARMs or tren usage would kill someone through the organ issues, etc
 
when its a fucking goblin Pooner with not just a hog ring but a load of metal shit... I'm betting this is one of the "Pooner through molestation" types and she's just trying to make herself look as fucking horrifying as possible.
No, it's a fetish. If she thought that these piercings were truly ugly she wouldn't want to be a piercer so bad and she wouldn't put so much effort into keeping them symmetrical and any number of signs that she actually thinks her piercings look good.

Some of these would be good to send to MtF troons
 
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