Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

I entirely respect the mandate that the child abuse spexulation cease; and I have seen nothing to even suggest their family is the type to allow this; but since the majority of child abuse of the kind being speculated is usually from a source external to the family and almost always without the parents knowledge, I think it should be rationally discussed. Rationally.

Do we believe that the types Nick allows for his sex romps and partner swapping are the types to never consider approaching a child? I’d put those types at the bottom of my list as to who I would allow near my children. I think most people feel the same way.

Parents come into knowledge of their children being abused usually way down the road when behavior plays out or something amiss is seen; and seldom is it ever caught at the actual time; and it is almost always by someone who has been allowed near the children or in their vicinity that has been entirely trusted - and I question Nick and Kayla’s ability to judge people’s character well, I mean take a fucking look.

Speculation has a mind of its own and can go awol easily; but look at the ingredients within that house and someone tell me straight faced those kids aren’t at a much higher risk, I’ll question your sanity and ability to judge.

And I’ll speculate all I want as long as it’s within reason and not some attempt to unfairly smear their family. The contributing factors of random strangers ( the only vetting they did was “do you swap and suck cock and do drugs), drugs and neglect are present coupled with very poor decision making and judgement from both parents.

Nick and Kayla having a ton of strangers (that they may have met at underwear parties) come to their house to fuck and one of them drugging up his daughter and assaulting her is a possibility

It'd also be Nick and Kayla's fault for letting degenerates into their house for pleasure

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

If Nick hadn't lied about being in a polycule, the archive video being fake, going to hedonism 2, April being his girlfriend, April not living nearby, and the drugs in general, etc I might have believed him

That's the thing about lying constantly; people stop believing you

Even if he had been truthful about those things I still wouldn't believe him because he would then have an established track record of degeneracy. The truth doesn't necessarily set you free when the truth still isn't that good.

 

[repentance]

"Well you see, Mr. Rakeita Esq, technically your child custody case was never closed, we merely said it was "in the process of being resolved," so, if you read the fine print of this document you signed, we can access their living quarters without warning at any time of day. Yes normally we don't make these trips at 3:00AM, but we've made an exception today."

Our equivalent of CPS has a nasty habit of bullying people into signing agreements "to avoid going to court". Once signed, those agreements have the legal effect of consent orders, no matter how unreasonable their terms (and they can be extremely unreasonable). It is never in anyone's interest to sign one of those agreements without it first being reviewed by a court but people aren't aware that a court is less likely to impose bullshit conditions and that conditions set by the court are often modified once the GAL's report and recommendations are given.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Can anyone who has experience with medical stuff or cocaine shed some light on how much coke your have to do to end up sounding like that? Is that the result of "I just did a line of coke and here we are" or is that the result of "a shitload of coke"? Because I'm positive I've interacted with people on coke and they sound nothing like that.

This is because you're not just seeing cocaine in action. This is poly use, with CNS stimulants and depressants working together, as Detective Pomplun explained:

"Your Affiant believes his behavior is indicative of Central Nervous System Stimulants. Your Affiant believes based on training and experience as well as the behavior of Nicholas, that he ingested this white powdery substance through his nasal cavity while off camera. Your Affiant also noted that throughout the video, Nicholas is so under the influence of a substance to the point he has to close one eye to read his screen, rambles, and slurs his speech. Nicholas would obviously not be able to care for his children in this state of intoxication."
"[...] based on Your Affiants training and experience, the behavior of Nicholas in his video blog indicates Poly substance use, meaning it is believed he was ingesting more than one substance based on his behavior, being both excited and nearly passing out. This can be consistent behavior of using both CNS Stimulants and Depressants."

EDIT: An interesting note is that while cocaine is short-acting, alcohol lasts longer. It's like a race between a sprinter (cocaine) and a marathon runner (alcohol). After Rekieta's pee break, you can see stimulants winning the race, but after a while, the depressants take over.

Another point worth noting is that they don't affect the brain uniformly. So, you have to ask what the stimulants are stimulating and what the depressants are depressing. Depending on the mix, alcohol might put the good ceiling cat to sleep while cocaine lets the evil ceiling cat party, creating a dangerous combo.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

This is because you're not just seeing cocaine in action. This is poly use, with CNS stimulants and depressants working together, as Detective Pomplun explained:

"Your Affiant believes his behavior is indicative of Central Nervous System Stimulants. Your Affiant believes based on training and experience as well as the behavior of Nicholas, that he ingested this white powdery substance through his nasal cavity while off camera. Your Affiant also noted that throughout the video, Nicholas is so under the influence of a substance to the point he has to close one eye to read his screen, rambles, and slurs his speech. Nicholas would obviously not be able to care for his children in this state of intoxication."
"[...] based on Your Affiants training and experience, the behavior of Nicholas in his video blog indicates Poly substance use, meaning it is believed he was ingesting more than one substance based on his behavior, being both excited and nearly passing out. This can be consistent behavior of using both CNS Stimulants and Depressants."

Aka drinking a fifth of whiskey on meth

 

[I Will Be Us]

Our equivalent of CPS has a nasty habit of bullying people into signing agreements "to avoid going to court". Once signed, those agreements have the legal effect of consent orders, no matter how unreasonable their terms (and they can be extremely unreasonable). It is never in anyone's interest to sign one of those agreements without it first being reviewed by a court but people aren't aware that a court is less likely to impose bullshit conditions and that conditions set by the court are often modified once the GAL's report and recommendations are given.

You know what stops bullies and their bullshit conditions? Calling them corrupt liars--that'll fix em!

 

[Long Time Caller]

Ben Thorp has a favorite daughter too, Balldo.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You know what stops bullies and their bullshit conditions? Calling them corrupt liars--that'll fix em!

The child neglect was entirely made up, the cop invented reasons to search the house, the lab conspired to test his kid positive, the judge signed the warrant without making sure its legal and the fucking KIWI FAGGOTS ARE BEHIND EVERYTHING.

 

[Melty Butter]

Sorry for inflicting this thread with more IG retardation. April's last post (this one) was 4 days ago. Yesterday she added this.

"The man I share my life with will know what I stand for, and we'll live the dream together. Our privacy will matter, and the world will be invited in when we say so. I've always known who I am. Someone will appreciate and cherish me, and I them, or we won't."

I can't with this woman. She makes Kayla look like a prize.

Edit to Add: I've long thought that matthews_imagination is Nick's alt IG account based on her/his replies. For your consideration, from her 11/6 fortune cookie post.


If so, he's replying to himself. This is all so dumb. Are they 14 yo?

 

[repentance]

I’ll speculate all I want as long as it’s within reason and not some attempt to unfairly smear their family. The contributing factors of random strangers ( the only vetting they did was “do you swap and suck cock and do drugs), drugs and neglect are present coupled with very poor decision making and judgement from both parents.

No-one is asking you to stop speculating. There's been a specific thread for that purpose for quite a while now because every time the subject gets raised it leads to pages long derails which eventually enter the realm of fanfic.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

This clip also has the infamous "mexicans cant spell corn they can only spell repair" joke. Its better than the cops at dennys joke imho.

This reminds me, he’s dumb and overtly racist enough to get himself shanked in his “fuck-you-in-the-ass” federal prison. We may live to see Dick Lickeita get murdered in federal prison for opening his big fucking mouth and try to do some of his “comedy”.

 

[AnOminous]

"The man I share my life with will know what I stand for, and we'll live the dream together. Our privacy will matter, and the world will be invited in when we say so. I've always known who I am. Someone will appreciate and cherish me, and I them, or we won't."

I can't with this woman. She makes Kayla look like a prize.

This brainless twat is acting like the Internet just randomly barged into Nick's life, rather than that Nick is an absolute fucking retard who publicly exposed himself as a retard every single day for years.

 

[I Will Be Us]

"the world will be invited in when we say so."

...is she STILL angling for that podcast with Nick?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I don't know if specter is a boomerang-shaped retard or a retard-shaped boomerang, but it is funny to watch Nick’s silliest clown come back to bonk him in the head.

*Sad Honking noises*

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

This brainless twat is acting like the Internet just randomly barged into Nick's life, rather than that Nick is an absolute fucking retard who publicly exposed himself as a retard every single day for years.

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey LOOK AT ME LOOK AT MY RETARDED SHENANIGANS



nooooo don't look at me I didn't do nuffin I'm a good boy.



I think Nick was right he really is a nigger.

 

[New & Improved Username]

What a pathetic nigger loving cuckhold.

It's funny, this would come across as hyperbole but Nick truly fits all three of those descriptors.

 

[Fapcop]

Rekieta is now saying on X that he "never pretended to be super into anime" and that he finds Warhammer 40k "hilarious." I'm pretty sure he did pretend to be into anime, and I'm also pretty sure that W40K is not supposed to be funny. (Archive)

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Wait WHAT?!

He supposedly discussed Anime with his two Jamaican bull-buddies, but ironically?!

Weird how he’s an anime fan when he needs an excuse, but actually totally not when he doesn’t.

AND WTF DOES HE MEAN HE DOESNT HAVE TIME TO READ?!

The man is up cooking at 2 AM to fill his time.
He tweets at all hours of the night.
He superchats pedophiles.

But woah man! Super busy Nick Rekieta doesn’t have the time to read man! Not even an hour!

What does he DO with his time?! Make hand crafted balldos?!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Wait WHAT?!

He supposedly discussed Anime with his two Jamaican bull-buddies, but ironically?!

Weird how he’s an anime fan when he needs an excuse, but actually totally not when he doesn’t.

AND WTF DOES HE MEAN HE DOESNT HAVE TIME TO READ?!

The man is up cooking at 2 AM to fill his time.
He tweets at all hours of the night.
He superchats pedophiles.

But woah man! Super busy Nick Rekieta doesn’t have the time to read man! Not even an hour!

What does he DO with his time?! Make hand crafted balldos?!

He's fapping, Fapcop. 24-7. Even when he's not fapping, he's thinking about fapping.

The sad thing is, his dick hasn't worked since like kid #2 or #3. He bitched once about how he didn't always "feel like it" when they Kayla was trying to get preggers again.

The balldo might be a joke to most, but between Nick's unimpressive member (per Kayla, "that skinny thing") and "muh heat allergy"... it's pretty grim and sad being a Balldo Mare.

Edit to add: Also, what does it say about April, that Aaron could make Kayla cum, but not her? I can't imagine Lord Robert Balldoman being worth it. Sad. PATHETIC!

 

[Vibralldo]

Wait WHAT?!

He supposedly discussed Anime with his two Jamaican bull-buddies, but ironically?!

Weird how he’s an anime fan when he needs an excuse, but actually totally not when he doesn’t.

AND WTF DOES HE MEAN HE DOESNT HAVE TIME TO READ?!

The man is up cooking at 2 AM to fill his time.
He tweets at all hours of the night.
He superchats pedophiles.

But woah man! Super busy Nick Rekieta doesn’t have the time to read man! Not even an hour!

What does he DO with his time?! Make hand crafted balldos?!

Either Nick was lying about ever liking anime to better grift off the Kick Vic case (that he helped sabotage) and also to come up with a (bad) lie about why he was contacting the Jamaican black bulls from Hedonism II

or

He's lying now because he's a little nerdy little twig man that's trying to pretend to be a bully, so he has to deny the fact that he's an anorexic anime dweeb that recently proclaimed his love of child rape hentai (redo of a healer)

The former is certainly worse, but the latter is still embarrassing

Maybe it's a combo of both. He was a Warhammer nerd, got into anime for Kick Vic once he realized child rape was an anime genre, and now wants to pretend to be this too cool for school highschool jock despite being in his 40s and wiry enough for a 14 year old girl to easily suplex him face first into a toilet.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

What does he DO with his time?! Make hand crafted balldos?!

With a little luck, he’s sperged himself into some jail time, and he can macrame them out of his cellmate’s pubes