Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

still catching up on this thread, but what is pat expecting here? seems to me the MPD is gearing up for a fight, now that its obvious they're not just gonna give him a quick settlement why is he still pursuing this?

You have been instructed many thousands of times: Don't. Let. The. Idiots. Win. #DLITW

Enjoy prison.

 

[SentinentCloud]

still catching up on this thread, but what is pat expecting here? seems to me the MPD is gearing up for a fight, now that its obvious they're not just gonna give him a quick settlement why is he still pursuing this?

for our viweing pleasure

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

still catching up on this thread, but what is pat expecting here? seems to me the MPD is gearing up for a fight, now that its obvious they're not just gonna give him a quick settlement why is he still pursuing this?

He can't let them win! That goes against everything he is. We wouldn't have this thread otherwise

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That's true, any sort of questioning that isn't charitable to him could break him. But there's just so much riding on this for him that I think he might actually bite his tongue for the first time in his entire life. It's OVER for Rick if he loses this and gets stuck with any of the costs. He's already quietly given up on ever getting any of the pests in prison, if he can't at least get a victory over the evil Drumpf Police State to wave around on Bluesky he has ran out of road and Lynn will cut off any more lolsuit funding. The SFWA already ghosted him. Of course its still Rick so you can't rule out that he ignores all of that and just childs everyone at the first provocation.

From recordings of previous court cases he was involved in we can gather that Fatrick doesn't go on violent ragepig sperg out tirades like he usually does with everything else, instead he thinks he's being clever and coming across as reasonable by switching to being extremely passive-aggressive in a very effeminate, cunty-girlboss-at-work kind of way. That bitchy behavior is what he considers "holding his tongue."

 

[Markorian]

still catching up on this thread, but what is pat expecting here? seems to me the MPD is gearing up for a fight, now that its obvious they're not just gonna give him a quick settlement why is he still pursuing this?

He's retarded and delusional enough to not only think he has a chance, but it's actually a slam dunk in his favor.

 

[femoralcanal]

Part of my armchair sperging on Pat is that he doesn't really have a personality. Just illusions, facades, bullshit.

He's into cars, but minimally, enough to show he has a Rustang and doesn't know shit otherwise.
He's into guns, but not anything like historic guns or stuff you'd carry regularly or whatnot, just a glock and a meme gun.
He's into reading, but he's never read Dune and most other things.
He's into sports, but obviously doesn't play- he's into it when it's on and nothing else.
He's into writing, but mostly on twitter where he shrieks into the void and writes terrible books.

Everything in his life is halfass. Halfass car, halfass guns, halfass reading, halfass hovel, halfass personality.

He's just the most shallow motherfucker around. He's the worst social chameleon ever. Constantly tries to show he's whatever anyone else wants him to be, what they might think he is- he wants to be regarded so highly by everyone else that he hasn't bothered to get his own personality.

He's a paper tiger pig.

I would only add that his shallowness and his need to act like what he believes others want him to be comes -at least partially- from his sexual insecurities.

I just realized I'm an obese Milwaukeean-level retard and mistakenly linked an unrelated page instead of the one dissecting Pat's insecurities, and it can't be edited now. I'll copy the correct post under a spoiler. Sorry for screwing up the thread, everyone.

Spoiler: Pat's insecurities

Caution: autistic attempt at quickly explaining Patrick's psyche ahead.

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Pat is a very insecure man. Above all, that is what defines him.
He grew up an awkward kid and was constantly being despised, mocked, bullied or somehow, looked down on by everyone around him:

• By the other children, who would mock him and bully him (he even claimed he got his arm broken once in a fight)
• By this highschool kids (Pat has mentioned several times how he's now better than the other kids who thought they were better than him then. Also, he has said many times how he despises high-school love, specially between the popular Jocks and Cheerleaders)
• By his teachers (all you need to do is listen to the absolute rage in his voice when Josiah mentioned how his teachers thought he was stupid, in tape 5).

Even the people who liked him made him feel inadequate, and more conscious of his shortcomings. The more obvious is his brother. Despite his Tomlison genes, Kyle was all Pat was not: school athlete, Honor Roll student (with a 3.2-3.5 GPA), went to college (and got a PhD). Heck, he even had a good looking wife (Rona), at a time when Pat was being arrested for threatening his cheating wife!

And it doesn't even stop there:

• Jakob Raven and Vance Raven: Pat's cousin Jake is a Navy Seal Sniper, an actual tough guy, a badass father of three, adored by his military friends and everyone else around him. Vance is another of Pat's cousin: a mechanic, a real motorhead, and a man who mocks Mustangs constantly as being sissy's cars. I believe Pat's attempt at a Tough Guy Persona began somewhat early in life, when his feelings of inadequacy were still blooming, before Jake. But after adulthood, it seems Pat molded that Tough Guy Persona based mostly on the Navy Seal, with a hint of Vance's civilian macho attitude.

The Manly Angry Man Persona serves double duty for Pat: not only it helps him deal with his inadequacies towards his role in society, it helps him cope with his inadequacies towards himself, that is, his homosexuality. I'm not trying to do a whole complex analysis here, but I believe it is obvious to everyone that Pat is gay (or at least, very, VERY effeminate). Sometimes his voice and tone of speaking are borderline mockeries of sassy black women, for fuck's sake.

All these things I've mentioned above are just the tip of the Awkward Iceberg that is Pat's self image and sense of self-worth. Pat lived his entire life circling the drain, desperate for SOME kind of validation... and then, he found the Internet.

A world outside his world, where people believe he is who he says he is, without ever needing to meet the real Pat. Where Angry Pat, Masculine Pat, Intelligent Pat, Heterosexual Pat, Successful Pat and Popular Pat are not concepts that shatter as soon as people listen/look at him, but permanent realities.

Twitter is just The Internet world, but on Overdrive. Here, his popularity is an objective, quantitative reality ("52k people love me, want me! See, I'm no failure!"). Be it Trump or Musk, anyone is fair game if their targeting brings him a legion of sycophantic validation. Yes, it may all be performative, but Goddamnit, if feels real... and that's all he's ever needed.

Twiiter it's even better than the regular Internet, because if anyone EVER dares to look down on you, you can just block them, and poof!... it's gone; you're safe!

That's why he'll never give up on Twitter, and he'll die before he admits he owns Quasi. His entire perception of self-worth and reality depends on it.

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Pat tax: There are too many Patverse easter eggs in this single pic for me to think this is random. The virus is indeed spreading.

 

[ConSluttant]

Haha Elon’s gay. Thank you Pat, very progressive. View attachment 6649302

Doesn't Pat know that Elon has been very vocal that he DOESN'T want an EV tax credit? That he believes his product should be able to stand up in the market on its own? No. Obviously not. Moron. Oh, and fat. Fatly moronic.

 

[Maude Snew]

Doesn't Pat know that Elon has been very vocal that he DOESN'T want an EV tax credit? That he believes his product should be able to stand up in the market on its own? No. Obviously not. Moron. Oh, and fat. Fatly moronic.

'Ate me stalkers
'Ate me president
'Ate Elmo
Just don' like 'em, simple as, child.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

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'Ate me stalkers
'Ate me president
'Ate Elmo
Just don' like 'em, simple as, child.

'E would
'E's fat

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Doesn't Pat know that Elon has been very vocal that he DOESN'T want an EV tax credit? That he believes his product should be able to stand up in the market on its own? No. Obviously not. Moron. Oh, and fat. Fatly moronic.

Rick is stupid enough that he literally cannot conceptualize the idea of benefiting from something and yet disagreeing that the something should exist.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Rick is stupid enough that he literally cannot conceptualize the idea of benefiting from something and yet disagreeing that the something should exist.

because we all know if pat was in elon's show he would behave in the way he claims Elon is. We know patty and nikki do gibs fraud so they're just projecting that onto elon.

 

[Wodanaz]

He's into reading, but he's never read Dune and most other things.

He claims to have read Dune (twice!), but his assessment is so retarded, it begs the question of whether or not he really read it. Especially for a Dune superfan like me. Probably has never read the rest of the series in any event.

With regards to Pat re: reading. He claims he reads "nearly every day, stalker".
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But he also claims he has only ever finished a book in a week once, thirty years ago, I'm guessing for a highschool book report. These two claims don't seem to add up unless ole Semantics Pat is including wacky history listicles on Cracked as "reading".
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He also wants everyone to know that he read Dune TWICE, and even though in his conservative wisdom he understands the problematic nature of the white savior complex, it still "kept him alive".
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LMAO this fat faggot wouldn't understand the first thing about Dune if it shot him in the face with a lasgun. I doubt he has read all six books either, otherwise he would know the white savior is no savior at all. And really, how can you call Paul a white savior in the first place when he adpots fremen customs, a fremen name, and literally becomes a fremen by their law, and is thus bound by it. He cannot stop the jihad because of the complexities surrounding fremen law religion and culture. If anything it's a "whitey gets absorbed by desert culture", not a savior.

Of course, this is what never re reading a book gets you. A surface level understanding at best.

That's why his books don't sell. He's not a very good fiction writer.


Horseshoe theory is real and politics is as fake as the economy.

"Politics: the art of appearing candid and completely open while concealing as much as possible"
— Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse: Dune

Piggy would know this if he read more than one Dune book (allegedly) and actually internalized what he read instead of extrapolating it as a "white savior" story.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

"no u child" "I'm rubber and you're glue child"


Meanwhile in the world of "not an echo chamber" Pat.....

MY FOOOOOLLOOOOOOWERS NOOOOOOO

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

"no u child" "I'm rubber and you're glue child"

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Meanwhile in the world of "not an echo chamber" Pat.....
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MY FOOOOOLLOOOOOOWERS NOOOOOOO

>forced to listen to it
Nobody has ever been forced to use twitter you fat retard with bitch tits.

 

[Louis Beans]

Speculative post on the other forum about Niki's SEO business. I'd believe it. Rick better hope he wins that case!

 

[Maude Snew]

MY FOOOOOLLOOOOOOWERS NOOOOOOO

The childings will continue until follower count improves.

 

[Spunt]

Emphasis mine, because that is absolutely spot on.

He's Cargo Culting fame and recognition. Wherever he can. He's seen other people do it through writing, through twitter, through being a conservative firebrand! From being swatted or standup comedy or being a guest at conventions. He's just trying to copy what he's seen and not realized the work behind it (Big GPA that he has...).

... He's just thinking like a high school moron with a low GPA... and trying to copy other people's work.

I don't think it's that, or at least not only that.

Pat's existence and social functioning is Cargo Cult everything. He adopts the surface-level trappings of anything he wants to be perceived as, be it masculinity, toughness, war, guns, motorbikes, science, liberalism, conservatism, fatherhood, being a husband, writing, comedy, DIY, gardening, Irishness, cars, the law, everything. He doesn't know shit about any of these things, but I don't actually think this is Dunning-Krueger. Whilst Pat is without doubt an idiot, the reason he does this isn't stupidity, it's narcissism. I don't think he's autistic, either. I used to think Pat's behaviour was motivated by insecurity, but I'm not sure that's right either. You see, I have a theory:

Pat is an honest-to-God sociopath.

Sociopaths are all, by definition, narcissists, and Pat is very obviously one of those. But I don't think Pat genuinely believes himself to be an expert at all those things, because I don't think Pat has the first idea of who or what he is. Most of us could describe ourselves fairly accurately by the time we are in, I would say, our late 20s. I know what I like, what makes me tick. I know what I don't like. I know what I'm good at, I know what I'm bad at, where I'm an expert and where I'm ignorant, I know my strengths as a person and my weaknesses. Most of us here, and in the world in general, could say the same things.

But where we have that sense of identity and self, Pat has a gaping, empty void. And that void doesn't bother him at all, because having a sense of identity is not what drives him - what drives Pat is social status and perceived respect. And that comes above all else. That's why Pat is such a chameleon and a "topper"; whatever you're talking about he's an expert on, whatever you are he is one as well but he's better at it. And of course Social Media is the kind of place where empty sociopaths like Pat thrive. All you have to say on Social Media is that you are an expert on disabling tanks or handgun attachments or assembling patio furniture and there's no immediate way to disprove it, and anyone who intrudes on that lie can be dismissed by the block button.

It's not that Pat doesn't know that he is ignorant on most of the topics he speaks about, it's that he doesn't care. The point isn't to actually know things, but to convince other people that he does. He's like a slightly smarter and more persuasive version of Lou Gagliardi, who posts hundreds of racist, abusive disqus comments a day without bothering to keep his claims consistent (all the while LARPing as a hyper-woke leftist transwoman on his other accounts). Pat, unlike Lou, has the smarts to manipulate people, and as such fools a lot of people.

Pat cares about the appearance of being a Renaissance Man more than anything, including his marriage and general wellbeing. That's what sociopaths do. Duper's Delight is their only source of dopamine. He'll never admit error because that would hurt his social standing, and that is everything to him. Why do you think he spent $5000 to get his Twitter account back? Because those follower counts and his blue checkmark and his status as a big deal in the Sci-Fi community fills the void where his soul should be.

Pat doesn't actually care if he or Nikki come to harm - someone worried about that wouldn't swing at cops (nor would they SWAT themselves for clout, something a sociopath absolutely would do). But feeling disrespected or powerless, ooh that cuts to the heart of Pat's psyche, because as a sociopath his social standing is in danger and that is something that cannot be countenanced, and causes wild, psychotic rage. And I do mean psychotic rage, rage so intense he departs reality altogether and retreats to a fantasy land where he did not Pay Quasi and all the Stalker Childs are going to Enjoy Prison, despite it being overwhelmingly obvious that will never happen. Actually taking Ls doesn't matter, it's making people think you didn't, which is why he is utterly compelled to correcT the record, over and over, hundreds of times a day.

 

[femoralcanal]

That's why Pat is such a chameleon and a "topper";

I don’t know man, Pretty sure this nigga is a power bottom.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

>forced to listen to it
Nobody has ever been forced to use twitter you fat retard with bitch tits.

He thinks they should be forced to listen to HIS xeets. Because the most followers you have,the more righter. But Xlxn has more followers than the Hog therefore Xitter is rigged.

 

[Delamain]

Man this dude seriously needs a hobby what can a pseudo morbidly obese alcoholic without a job do as a hobby?
Maybe he can buy legos or something idk