Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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At the end of the day, we also need to remember, fatty isn't actually suing the police for breaking a law. He's suing them for not following what he and only he THINKS should be a law. He's legitimately saying that if ANYONE claims Patrick S Tomlinson is committing a crime or has committed a crime, the police are to contact him, he will give them a safe word that only they know to confirm his identity, and then he will tell them whether or not he's actually committing a crime, and if he says he's not, end of story, they aren't allowed to investigate further. It's a miracle it wasn't thrown out entirely, and I honestly hypothesize it's because they couldn't fully parse his insane ramblings to even figure out his attempted point and took "in the light most favorable to the non-moving party" a bit too far. He doesn't NEED a full blown chimpout to lose the case, it would just be the icing on top.
 
At the end of the day, we also need to remember, fatty isn't actually suing the police for breaking a law. He's suing them for not following what he and only he THINKS should be a law. He's legitimately saying that if ANYONE claims Patrick S Tomlinson is committing a crime or has committed a crime, the police are to contact him, he will give them a safe word that only they know to confirm his identity, and then he will tell them whether or not he's actually committing a crime, and if he says he's not, end of story, they aren't allowed to investigate further. It's a miracle it wasn't thrown out entirely, and I honestly hypothesize it's because they couldn't fully parse his insane ramblings to even figure out his attempted point and took "in the light most favorable to the non-moving party" a bit too far. He doesn't NEED a full blown chimpout to lose the case, it would just be the icing on top.
That’ll be his entire personality, stalker child. He has an ego even bigger than Sirius; and he believes that he’s the king of Milwaukee. His histrionic attitude and rage is as comparable as his failed career as a “writer”.

Rick is crazy delusional and is so full of shit that not even cops would even try to listen to his rambling about how famous he was, or even hearing his pig squeals. He’s still poor, unemployed and lets his barren dyke wife getting her vagina farted by niggers.

Higher chance for him to lost the lolsuit because he’s poor, and he can’t save his fucking life to stop feeding the trolls, admiring himself, politisperging, being really retarded or even back up proof to begin with. It’ll be like #PayQuasi 2.0, Electric Boogaloo if the MPD won.
 
If he were the defendant in a case, the jury is much more likely to be sympathetic to howling and screwups and such on the stand, but if the faggot is the plaintiff, and the reason they're there, they won't like it.
Also the per diem for jury duty is $16. So when they're pulled from their job at the cheese factory and all their leave is burnt they're getting a couple McDonald's value meal worth of pay on account of this FFWBT's inability to just ignore trolls they're going to have to think hard about whether Pat's the asshole or the cops are.
Pat has to lose hard or the American legal system is a joke.
 
He's suing them for not following what he and only he THINKS should be a law. He's legitimately saying that if ANYONE claims Patrick S Tomlinson is committing a crime or has committed a crime, the police are to contact him, he will give them a safe word that only they know to confirm his identity, and then he will tell them whether or not he's actually committing a crime, and if he says he's not, end of story, they aren't allowed to investigate further.
That's what he's saying they should do instead, but the court is allowing this to proceed on a slightly different question - should the cops do ANYTHING different than what they're doing, and if so, did not doing that cause a hardship of the type that can be financially handled?

It's a subtly different question, and one that Rick is incapable of realizing until he hits it full on, which hopefully happens in court.
 
If he doesn't take the stand I think there's a decent chance he gets some sympathy.

If he does take the stand I give the jury about 10 minutes until they are throwing rotten vegetables at him, followed shortly by the city of Milwaukee reinstituting the pillory.
They're going to rape him either way. It's kind of up to them to prove their responses were justified, at least if Fatty manages to show any of their responses, when taken out of context, look unreasonable. So you can bet his lengthy history of things like threatening to murder his estranged wife and unborn child are going to be brought up, him describing himself as a violent drunk with guns, video of him assaulting a female police officer, etc. Sure, that weak bitchslap didn't connect and turn it into an actual battery, but that's still illegal.

If anything, they let this squealing pig off easily. If the jury is of a normal racial composition for the area, they'll take one look at the video of him acting like a complete asshole, his tiny faucet dick in the breeze, and they'll personally know someone who got their ass kicked for way less.

Since it's the cops themselves calling for a jury trial, they probably know exactly how unlikeable Man of Pig is and are going to take advantage of that, plus it will drive up the costs and if they get a fee award, he'll be utterly fucked. A federal court jury trial is not cheap.

Frankly, I think the trial court was wrong and the defendants put on a strong QI showing, and if I were running it, I'd take the immediate appeal they're entitled to as a matter of law under the collateral order doctrine, since it's an immunity argument. I'm not sure they can't still do that, but they can probably raise it again at any stage in the proceedings where it comes up again, such as during or after discovery as part of a summary judgment motion.

Anyway, if they don't take an appeal (which would necessarily stay the proceedings with a QI argument), next step is scheduling, some kind of meet and confer, exchanging discovery materials, starting with the mandatory disclosures under FRCP 26, documents, depositions, electronic records, etc., interrogatories, and presumably their own requests for admission if they haven't sent those yet.

Too bad we won't see most of that because there's going to be a lot of it and it's going to be hilarious. You know the cops know they've been dealing with a raving wacko lunatic, so they've probably kept very, very meticulous records precisely for the eventuality that Fatty ultimately would do what he's done.
 
Anyway, if they don't take an appeal (which would necessarily stay the proceedings with a QI argument), next step is scheduling, some kind of meet and confer, exchanging discovery materials, starting with the mandatory disclosures under FRCP 26, documents, depositions, electronic records, etc., interrogatories, and presumably their own requests for admission if they haven't sent those yet.
Would you legally advise someone to go through all of this bullshit rather than admit Norm MacDonald is funny?
 
I would kill to see him get high on hallucinogens. Can you imagine?
Something a little like this
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If it was just Patrick giving "his side", maybe. Thing is, he's going to be questioned by opposing counsel. He has next to zero impulse control, and cannot handle the slightest pushback or disagreement. Especially when they start questioning why he's screaming threats at the top of his lungs while acting aggressive in the bodycam footage they just showed. Exponentially worse for him if they have a woman question him.
That's true, any sort of questioning that isn't charitable to him could break him. But there's just so much riding on this for him that I think he might actually bite his tongue for the first time in his entire life. It's OVER for Rick if he loses this and gets stuck with any of the costs. He's already quietly given up on ever getting any of the pests in prison, if he can't at least get a victory over the evil Drumpf Police State to wave around on Bluesky he has ran out of road and Lynn will cut off any more lolsuit funding. The SFWA already ghosted him. Of course its still Rick so you can't rule out that he ignores all of that and just childs everyone at the first provocation.
 
I would make some outside bets on that. I bet he's not ha-mememememe you have peanut butter in your mouth child I cannot understand you baby girl.
If he would behave himself around cops he wouldn't have screamed at them the first time. See here's you're problem,you think Pat learns from his mistakes,he doesn't. Fixed it for you baby child.
 
At the end of the day, we also need to remember, fatty isn't actually suing the police for breaking a law. He's suing them for not following what he and only he THINKS should be a law. He's legitimately saying that if ANYONE claims Patrick S Tomlinson is committing a crime or has committed a crime, the police are to contact him, he will give them a safe word that only they know to confirm his identity, and then he will tell them whether or not he's actually committing a crime, and if he says he's not, end of story, they aren't allowed to investigate further.
This is why I disagree with the trial court. This farcical process Man of Pig thinks should apply to him and him alone is not even law, much less "clearly established law." He's demanding a new law just for him. And the cops should have known about this imaginary new law before they responded to a call in the regular course of business.
 
If he would behave himself around cops he wouldn't have screamed at them the first time. See here's you're problem,you think Pat learns from his mistakes,he doesn't. Fixed it for you baby child.
I think there is a small chance of it happening if only because Lynn will surely make it clear this the last chance he has at any of this. Though its always more likely that the second a lawyer suggests he might have done something differently he says
 
That's what he's saying they should do instead, but the court is allowing this to proceed on a slightly different question - should the cops do ANYTHING different than what they're doing, and if so, did not doing that cause a hardship of the type that can be financially handled?
Yes. I think all police departments should have some mechanism for dealing with swatting and not just immediately go in guns blazing when they get some outlandish call that should obviously merit suspicion, especially to an address that has had such calls. Any jurisdiction that hasn't had any of these kinds of calls eventually will.

That's a lot different, though, than "clearly established law" that you aren't entitled to making a mistake about.
That's true, any sort of questioning that isn't charitable to him could break him. But there's just so much riding on this for him that I think he might actually bite his tongue for the first time in his entire life.
If they put him on the stand it isn't going to be to be nice to him. They will want to crucify his dumb ass, and he won't able to "no child" his way out of it (that might even get him a night in the slammer for contempt. They'll have a lengthy deposition in hand and if he tries to change his story, he'll be slapped in the face with it. And he has such a voluminous history of outright lying about literally everything that they could spend a solid hour just going through his greatest hits to establish him as a prolific, incurable pathological liar.
 
So quick and unironically unrealistic hypofatical...
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If pig of man was to flee the country like he is encouraging others to whenever the chance of "DRUMPFMERICA BAD" updoots is in the air, which country would he flee to?

For me the three obvious answers are as follows
  • Canada: proximity and simplicity and the cliche "immigrating to canada because america bad" thing aside, the only real downside is that Canada is the domain of the ice cream assassin himself Richard Prongay as pig man occasionally oinks
  • UK: pig man has more than a little bongaboo about him and has visited multiple times, though admittedly this suggestion is coloured by how him moving to the UK would put him in range of me making an uninterrupted beeline to his location to perform great british assfuck of my dreams on his unwilling pooper
  • Ireland: a dark horse candidate in this hypofatical, but I get the impression pig man thinks he would "fit in" as an irishman because of retarded irish-american retardedness (i.e. his 0.0001% irish ancestry and the fact he is a loud drunken prick would be shit he unironically thinks make him Irish)
But obviously there are plenty of other options, so where do you think this globster would wash up after a self imposed exile?
I'd laugh my arse off if he moved to anywhere in north-eastern England - he's so pompous and humourless that his ego would take a battering
(people in the north-east are absolute experts at taking the piss, and the bigger your ego, the more merciless they are)
I think I said something like this before, but Patrick really has no idea what would happen to him if he walked into a Dublin pub wearing that sweater and talking shit about Catholics. His delusions of being a god-tier bar brawler would be shattered as swiftly and thoroughly as the pint glasses they'd be hurling at his fat noggin.
even in the Shanklin Road in Belfast (strongly Prod) he'd get laughed at, be called a stupid fat prick, and told to fuck off
 
I going to guess the MPD is giving Pat one last warning to knock this off with bringing up the fees.

He will not heed the warning.
Here’s my prediction:
Piggy’s lawyer will tell him to drop the case.
Piggy will refuse because #DLITW
Piggy goes pro se
The trail is streamed online
Every patposter dies from massive rib explosion
Patrick wins, stalker child
 
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