If he wasn’t so flat broke he could hire a lawyer to attempt this through normal legal channels, but alas, he can barely make rent, daily tortas and keep the lights on in his shack..
I'm doing you a favor by allowing you to hold me accountable for my crimes at my convenience, if you want to know the truth about it.
Moments like this I feel the slightest twinge of sympathy, its just so very pathetic.
Your honor, if I can zoom in I'll plead no contest which is practically being found not guilty, actually. chair breaks
Yeah, the cats... I knew this fuck was using those cats as a shield/protection all along.
He is actually retarded.
Well, he doesn't have a website to blog anymore, so he's doing the best with what he has.
Hold on, so this isn't even something his plumber lawyer officially submitted, he literally just send something like this to the court directly and expected it to work?
Writing yet another gay blog about the a-log judge is the only way he could top this
Ya'onha, ah can't see ma sun Xander cuz' fo Christmas becuz of dis this pesky warrant and mah catz water bowl ain't dat big. Am ah gud boy ya'onha and ah pinky promise to hand mah self in if u want, etc.
To be fair, after all the drugs and alcohol he's put through his system I'm surprised he's capable of typing up and sending a letter at all.
I want it to end like Billy Bob Thornton trying to reach Thurman Murman's house in Bad Santa.
Amazing how well it works though. Or maybe not so amazing.
Ya hahnur, az much az ah wood like tew cumply wif da vulnerable court of Greater Manysoda, Ah fine mahself in exterminatin' circumfrences dat wood proov tew be uhgregious and turmoilous fer mah many deependunts. An' so Ah wood liek tew ax da court tew squash da beef-motions entirely until such time dat Ah am nawt at mah lois.
Not only is The Gunt's letter pathetic, but the fact that he even included fax numbers, and didn't even put the numbers in properly, is even more pathetic.