Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[REGENDarySumanai]

A crisis has been averted!

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

ANYBODY WHO ACKTUALLY THOUGHT CHRIS WOULD IMPREGNATE ANYTHING SHOULD NOW CASTRATE THEMSELVES.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

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News like these make man doubt atheism.
If God exists- I thank him from the bottom of my heart, truly.
It's a small thing in our would full of mental cripples like Chris, but every small bit helps.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Chris just posted the pregnancy isn’t true

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Nothing ever happens.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Thank god some poor kid doesn’t have to suffer. He or she would have been doomed.

 

[Metatron]

I don't believe him. Crystal 2025, let's gooo

 

[biggacracka]

THE WORLD IS SAVED

For now...

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

I breathed an actual audible sigh of relief when I read the title. Thank goodness. May what's left of Chris' swimmers dry up and die before that monster's plans ever bear fruit.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Phew we dodged a bullet on that one, we already had 2 demon babies, we don't need the autistic Antichrist brought into the world.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

I know Flutter pooping out Crystal Weston Chandler would have resulted in years and years of top shelf, uncut, primo content, but tbh, THANK GOD.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

ITT: People who can't understand Chris' mush-mouthed autism being completely shocked that in fact the massive fucking retard doesn't have a woman desperate for his seed

I thought the first feature was supposed to be a joke and I still wonder whether or not Null featured it just to make people mad. If you watched the clip, it was no different from Chris answering questions like "when is the merge?" - he dumps out a bunch of word salad trying to seem mysterious and clever instead of actually saying "nah I'm completely unfuckable unless you're a prostitute or my senile mother"

 

[Kari Kamiya]

That's good and all, but that doesn't explain why someone would ask such a question in the first place.

Like that's a very specific question that has no other meaning to it other than "When are you going to announce the pregnancy?" whether it's with Flutter or some surrogate.

 

[Staffy]

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God is good. We are all safe, for now, but I'm hoping this topic is a pipedream for Chris, forever.

 

[SentinentCloud]

soon

 

[2x tan my beloved]

THANK GOD the antichrist is no more and hopefully it stays that way and may god make chirs infertile and shoot only blanks inshallah, i dont want this spawn to be born

 

[Smithfield Ham]

A crisis has been averted!

A Chrisis has been aborted!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

ANYBODY WHO ACKTUALLY THOUGHT CHRIS WOULD IMPREGNATE ANYTHING SHOULD NOW CASTRATE THEMSELVES.

We live in a timeline where

Donald Trump is gonna Grover Cleveland his way into the White House and Elon Musk is gonna be the head of D. O. G. E.
Nick Rekeita has gone from Trad Dad Lawer who is one of the biggest earners on you tube to Crackhead White Trash.
The Fear Factor faggot is the biggest podcast in the world.
The Sonic the Hedgehog Movie wasn't absolute trash.

if Chris knocks Flutter up..then it will just be one more thing in the "Shit I didn't think was gonna happen, but here we are" pile.

 

[Crex Crex]

Praised be the lord, the apocalypse has been averted.

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

retards take mother fucking delusional bent duck semen-recycling autist at his word, more at 11.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Always glad when spergs misinterpret retards and it shits up a thread for days.