Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Cuntspiracy Man said:
i told you guys
i told you there's no baby

i can physically sense when a woman if pregnant even through the internet
when flutter or chris get pregnant i will personally tell none of you because it'll be funny lmao
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Such cowardly behavior.
Cuntspiracy Man said:
i told you guys
i told you there's no baby

i can physically sense when a woman if pregnant even through the internet
when flutter or chris get pregnant i will personally tell none of you because it'll be funny lmao
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BobJones997 said:
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Posting this for all of you in the back of the class who fell for this and believed that Chris was actually going to be a parent...

Honestly, with Chris's Jesus LARP boring everyone to tears, I'm almost willing to bet that the person who asked the pregnancy question during the stream was a Praetor plant and that it was nothing more than a pathetic ruse to generate interest in Chris again so they can sell more of his garbage. His garbage sales are most likely at an all time low and they needed a big "controversy" to generate interest in him again so that people will buy his junk.
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He was getting an average of like 77 viewers on his streams lmfao.
So yes, this could have easily been a Praetor thing.

OTOH, then why drop it so fast? interest was rising again. Hell, he could've dropped a few more bits before revealing it all as a ruse.
 
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Syntaxion said:
He was getting an average of like 77 viewers on his streams lmfao.
So yes, this could have easily been a Praetor thing.
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It certainly shouldn't be ruled out. Thing is, the preggers idea had been floating around for a while, mostly on Reddit, and not really getting any traction.

Something that seemed off to me in all of this was the timing of a comment by a now-evaporated user, Honda Ohnaka. That user's original post asking why nobody on the Farms seemed to be taking the idea of Flutter being pregnant seriously has since been deleted, but my reply quoting the post still exists. My reply was posted on Saturday; less than 24 hours later on Sunday, the 'Chris is having a baby' post was made.

The timing seemed remarkably convenient, almost like someone was starting a gayop. No proof of that, but it's definitely interesting.

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OTOH, then why drop it so fast? interest was rising again. Hell, he could've dropped a few more bits before revealing it all as a ruse.
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Best guess: Flutter put pressure on Chris to stop it. She really doesn't want to be doxxed, and the longer he let people think there might be a kid on the way the sooner that was likely to happen.

Of course, that's not saying she wouldn't be doxxed at some point; if anything, it's pretty much certain that she will be. This may have been more like interim damage control or delaying the inevitable.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
Of course, that's not saying it wouldn't happen at some point; if anything, it's pretty much certain that it will. This may have been more like interim damage control or delaying the inevitable.
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It’s not certain.

Even if they are fucking without condoms, Flutter could easily be on the pill, have a coil or an implant.
All of these are easy to get in Finland for every woman, some cases it can depend on their GP, but as long as they are reasonably healthy, there are no restrictions.

Conjecture here, but I wouldn’t be surprised if her parents, aware that she is a tard and talking to and visiting strange men from the internet, put her on some kind of contraception.

Obviously they can’t force her, but it’s usually doable to convince a tard daughter that these are pills to help regulate her periods or another reason.
 
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FinnSven said:
It’s not certain.

Even if they are fucking without condoms, Flutter could easily be on the pill, have a coil or an implant.
All of these are easy to get in Finland for every woman, some cases it can depend on their GP, but as long as they are reasonably healthy, there are no restrictions.

Conjecture here, but I wouldn’t be surprised if her parents, aware that she is a tard and talking to and visiting strange men from the internet, put her on some kind of contraception.

Obviously they can’t force her, but it’s usually doable to convince a tard daughter that these are pills to help regulate her periods or another reason.
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Agreed on the above, but just to clarify my original point: when I said, "Of course, that's not saying it wouldn't happen at some point; if anything, it's pretty much certain that it will. This may have been more like interim damage control or delaying the inevitable," that was in reference to Flutter getting doxxed, not a potential pregnancy. The post has been edited to clear that up (and to add some thoughts on the Praetor angle).
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
I propose that he told the truth. He had no reason to be so specific using very clear terms. If he keeps his mouth shut we won't know. He has no intentions to assume responsibility for the child and he realized very quickly that admitting it is just a big headache for him.

It wouldn't be the first harmful truth he's walked back.
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Yeah, in the tweet he says he was speaking 'hypothetically' but this is the same guy who first crowed about fucking his mom, then denied fucking his mom when he realized not a soul was going to see that as something worth lauding, and then dove into using multiversal string theory to claim that an alternate dimension CWC fucked Barb instead of him.

Him specifically stating the baby being born in the summer would roughly mark out seven months in the future from now, and while I'm not certain, I'd think you'd know if your significant other was preggo in two months.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
Something that seemed off to me in all of this was the timing of a comment by a now-evaporated user, Honda Ohnaka. That user's original post asking why nobody on the Farms seemed to be taking the idea of Flutter being pregnant seriously has since been deleted, but my reply quoting the post still exists. My reply was posted on Saturday; less than 24 hours later on Sunday, the 'Chris is having a baby' post was made.

The timing seemed remarkably convenient, almost like someone was starting a gayop. No proof of that, but it's definitely interesting.
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That is actually a good point. That account was made the same weekend.
Very suspicious

I wonder what the username was of the person asking Chris that question.
Not that they'd be so stupid as to use the same username, but still.
 
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Syntaxion said:
That is actually a good point. That account was made the same weekend.
Very suspicious

I wonder what the username was of the person asking Chris that question.
Not that they'd be so stupid as to use the same username, but still.
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Considering you can put literally anything in the name bar (not linked to your account), you couldn't even be sure if it was them even if they used the same nick and everything. Very interesting though.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
It certainly shouldn't be ruled out. Thing is, the preggers idea had been floating around for a while, mostly on Reddit, and not really getting any traction.

Something that seemed off to me in all of this was the timing of a comment by a now-evaporated user, Honda Ohnaka. That user's original post asking why nobody on the Farms seemed to be taking the idea of Flutter being pregnant seriously has since been deleted, but my reply quoting the post still exists. My reply was posted on Saturday; less than 24 hours later on Sunday, the 'Chris is having a baby' post was made.

The timing seemed remarkably convenient, almost like someone was starting a gayop. No proof of that, but it's definitely interesting.



Best guess: Flutter put pressure on Chris to stop it. She really doesn't want to be doxxed, and the longer he let people think there might be a kid on the way the sooner that was likely to happen.

Of course, that's not saying it she wouldn't be doxxed at some point; if anything, it's pretty much certain that she will be. This may have been more like interim damage control or delaying the inevitable.
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Wait... Your telling me something suspect happened and Zeus was once again the first to break the news and post here about it.


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I wonder if the cabbage patch kid is even in on this? Chris has a tendency to just say shit, its very possible he just said this at random and Flutter has zero interest in having a kid.

This is of course, wishful thinking.
 
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