DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
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neger psykolog said:
My best guess is that he is turbo ADHD (with literally none of the good traits) and has never been diagnosed - and on top of already being ADHD his dopamine receptors are probably completely fried from being a literal addict to a fucking gacha game/candy crush clone. He gets all of his dopamine hit from gacha/gambling, so whenever he is playing games he never has any real investment in it.
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I could see ADHD playing a role in the slurry of Phil's mental issues.
When I was watching all the videos where he talks about mobile games there were a few times where he talked about how in like in 2012, 2013 that when he got done playing video games for 8 hours for his YouTube he would watch TV or a movie, but he would get bored and he needed to play a mobile game as well, a pattern he continues to this day with WWEC. He said something like, "I know it sounds strange that to unwind after playing video games all day I play more video games, but these are different (not like the other girls). They're more just passively playing, like mindless tapping." He's talked a lot about the "mindless tapping" aspect being something he loves about mobile gaming. He can't just sit at a restaurant waiting for his food, he needs to be constantly tapping his phone as well.

This may touch other areas as well like what he finds so appealing about constantly scrolling his Twitter feed, or the constant swaying/jittering/knee tapping. The constant fidgeting when he doesn't have a controller in his hands such as fingering his ears, smoothing his hair 7,000 times per minute, smoothing and picking at his goutee, or dropping food all over the floor while he's eating. Like he can't focus on 2 things at once like keeping his plate stable and putting the food in his face-hole.
Or his explanation for why he can't just play 1 game everyday until it's done because he would get bored.
 
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The fact that this guy is 42 and all he has to be thankful for are some appliances with some old family pictures is sad. Most normal adults would have pictures with their kids or family doing things. For example, a family vacation or maybe going to their child's football game. Instead has to show off purchases because his life is so empty. If he wasn't a piece of crap, you might almost feel sorry for him.
 
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Alexios said:
The fact that this guy is 42 and all he has to be thankful for are some appliances with some old family pictures is sad. Most normal adults would have pictures with their kids or family doing things.
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He has a picture of his kids. Jasper is his son. And as far as pictures of his family doing things, he has a picture of his new washer and dryer. Khet is his wife and she does his laundry. Family doing things. Felted.
 
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Digger10 said:
DSP constantly held out defense for Derich, ignoring all the evidence relating to him for the sake of superberries

Wasn't it because the trolls were the ones who found out Derich's proclivities and DSP saw banning Derich as giving them a win?
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I was just going through old Derish posts to put together a megapost in the KC thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kino-casino.110845/post-19982859 (it's worth a read because everything Derish related is hilarious)

It was the trolls who found out I think, but from what I read it happened because Derish tipped/subbed/cheered to DSP or something and then wrote a message in chat saying he got caught by his mom - DSP apparently didn't refund the money and just said "its okay Derish":
"Look at Derich another Phil fan boy who is just turning 16 next week. He is the one who stole his mothers credit card to sub and give to phil, he apologized he couldnt sub and cheer phil now because of it. He told Phil about getting caught by his mom and you think Phil would refund the money knowing it was stolen? Nope all he said was "its okay Derich" and that was it."
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The other post I read said that this was the exact moment that "detractors" found and checked out his YouTube account and noticed the "little girls" playlists.

Now there is this story that Derish's parents contacted DSP privately and arranged a refund, but from what I can tell that never actually happened. Surely there must be chat logs and stuff about all of this stuff at this point? No one has produced actual evidence that I can see that any of this took place.

That quote above, one of the first mentions of the "derish getting caught paying DSP" lore is from January 2018, and prior to that I can't even find DSP mentioning derish that much during his streams.

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(These are from January 2018. There is no indication his parents ever got involved)
 
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Phil says he and Khet can't go on trips or leave for a few days because they can't leave Jasper alone in the house. He doesn't plan to do any vacations or trips until Jasper dies. Does this dumbass not realize that cats will be just fine in the home alone for days at a time if you leave food and water out and clean their litter box??

I have 2 cats of my own and if I left for a week and came back I doubt they'd even notice, they just live their own lives. The fuck!
 
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BlockedByDaylight said:
Phil says he and Khet can't go on trips or leave for a few days because they can't leave Jasper alone in the house. He doesn't plan to do any vacations or trips until Jasper dies. Does this dumbass not realize that cats will be just fine in the home alone for days at a time if you leave food and water out and clean their litter box??

I have 2 cats of my own and if I left for a week and came back I doubt they'd even notice, they just live their own lives. The fuck!
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dude lives in a gated community, literally just go hit up a fucking neighbor and say "hey I'm going on holiday for a week, can you check on my cat every 2 or 3 days?"
 
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UsedUp said:
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They're all the same at.this point.
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I don't know why you wouldn't use a burner name for something like this. Also, wtf is "cum inflation"?

neger psykolog said:
dude lives in a gated community, literally just go hit up a fucking neighbor and say "hey I'm going on holiday for a week, can you check on my cat every 2 or 3 days?"
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I honestly think he's such a shut in he's not developed any relationship with his neighbor.
 
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BlockedByDaylight said:
Phil says he and Khet can't go on trips or leave for a few days because they can't leave Jasper alone in the house. He doesn't plan to do any vacations or trips until Jasper dies. Does this dumbass not realize that cats will be just fine in the home alone for days at a time if you leave food and water out and clean their litter box??

I have 2 cats of my own and if I left for a week and came back I doubt they'd even notice, they just live their own lives. The fuck!
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His monologue about how being a fucking cat "parent" with responsibilities is a kin to being an actual father, has got to be the gayest shit he's done this month.

Getting second hand-suicide here.
 
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BlockedByDaylight said:
Phil says he and Khet can't go on trips or leave for a few days because they can't leave Jasper alone in the house. He doesn't plan to do any vacations or trips until Jasper dies. Does this dumbass not realize that cats will be just fine in the home alone for days at a time if you leave food and water out and clean their litter box??

I have 2 cats of my own and if I left for a week and came back I doubt they'd even notice, they just live their own lives. The fuck!
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He's just making excuses for not leaving his house. If Jasper wasn't around, he'd make up another excuse.
 
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Comma said:
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No way of telling this is true, but it sure does sound like DSP. Funny thing is: he still acts like a petulant toddler now, but instead of sulking over a gift he doesn't like, he does it when not receiving enough money.
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Fake. DSP is a mature-style adult with a mature style wife and cat-son, so he has no time for parties, much less friends.
 
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