Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Priest Bulla]

Damn I was just going through the LA saga, first time in years. Our boy seems SET on that juicy ovulator.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Damn I was just going through the LA saga, first time in years. Our boy seems SET on that juicy ovulator.

if he starts contacting her repeatedly and unwantedly anywhere near this level of obsessive, then she has decent grounds for a TRO.

 

[WonderWino]

Damn I was just going through the LA saga, first time in years. Our boy seems SET on that juicy ovulator.

The wern doesn't feel pity, remorse or the need for personal hygiene. He can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with and absolutely will not stop. Ever, until you are bred

The Creeper outright lying

Gee, no red flags at all in anything he said in this video. If I were her and came across this video or any of the ones he made yesterday i'd be scared shitless that he's working his way up to assaulting me

And before he starts deleting TikTok comments:
Comments to his "What do you see in them?

Lucas isn't going to like those replies at all. He'll see them, reee and double down on his behavior just like incels always do when told the truth

if he starts contacting her repeatedly and unwantedly anywhere near this level of obsessive, then she has decent grounds for a TRO.

Which would be easy to get for her and fuck lucas over royally given they live in the same building. He'd be out on his ass in ten seconds flat at that point. and probably have yet another spastic breakdown shortly after as a result. More to the point it would be the beginning of the end of his rapid health decline. The moment he stops taking his kidney meds properly he's fucked

 

[mothman96]

Yea, try that Mallon Creeper. Try forcing yourself on woman. Let see how far you get with the police and a judge.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Yea, try that Mallon Creeper. Try forcing yourself on woman. Let see how far you get with the police and a judge.

At least he has enough brains to realize he'll get kicked out of Mallon if he starts fighting with either one of them. But not smart enough to realize he'll get kicked out of Mallon if he tries forcing himself on someone.

 

[mothman96]

Comments to "The Friendzone is Unacceptable" on his TikTok:
His feminism just comes through doesn't it.

 

[Da Dude123]

Look at these icons for Lolcow, Lucas Werner's video shorts on YouTube! He is really being a cow right now. Mr. Steal Your Chick, the "mega". What a cow! Moooo!

 

[WonderWino]

Yea, try that Mallon Creeper. Try forcing yourself on woman. Let see how far you get with the police and a judge.

First, he's lying through his teeth. He has MRSA, he's admitted to it and it is neither treatable nor curable. He's trying to manipulate people by explicitly lying about a serious medical condition that he can easily spread to people

That said, holy shit he's talking exactly like a rapist. I can't do anything to start a fight cause i'll get kicked out out mallon place but i'm not going to take no for an answer! i'm not going to back off when someone tells me she doesn't want a boyfriend! i'm not going to be friendzoned! ree! This attitude won't just get him kicked out it'll lead to him spending the rest of his life in jail if he starts taking that attitude. Especially in a nursing home of all places

He claims he won't do anything to start a fight yet follows it up immediately with explaining what he'll do to guarantee he'll start a fight and worse

He's acting more aggressive now than he ever has since the suzanne jail saga incident. This is only going to get worse so long as he's in the same nursing home with these people. There is no way this is going to end well for him

Comments to "The Friendzone is Unacceptable" on his TikTok:
His feminism just comes through doesn't it.

Women lie! Women don't know what they want! i'll change her mind and make her my girlfriend!

Oh yeah, there is no way this ends well for anyone involved. Mark my words if he keeps up like this its going to end with the police getting involved

I don't trust lucas one bit not to do something stupid in this situation. Not one little bit. Its one thing when he's alone in his old fartboxes or a shelter and isn't in a position where he has much in the way of direct let alone indirectly forced contact with a woman he wants on a regular basis, but hes now living in very close proximity to one and he's clearly hyperfixated on her and talking in ways that should raise considerable alarm bells. He's in a unique situation he hasn't come close to since the days of having the roommate back in the 90s and even then he was clearly starting to fixate on michelle on some level, as you can tell from what he wrote back in 2010. Beyond that when he fixates on someone he eventually gets obsessive about it and rationalizes whatever he has to to justify the inevitable chimpout - case in point: the nurse at the shelter incident. Remember how that went down with his 'rival?' Thats what he's going to build up to here, that is quite clear

 

[Krathnami]

Look at these icons for Lolcow, Lucas Werner's video shorts on YouTube! He is really being a cow right now. Mr. Steal Your Chick, the "mega". What a cow! Moooo!

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Every single thumbnail he’s ever had is gross and unflattering

 

[HackerX]

First, he's lying through his teeth. He has MRSA, he's admitted to it and it is neither treatable nor curable. He's trying to manipulate people by explicitly lying about a serious medical condition that he can easily spread to people

I like how he randomly injected it into the conversation. Yeah, I get the topic was on an infection, but there's no reason to mention MRSA, in that context, unless it was related.

That said, holy shit he's talking exactly like a rapist. I can't do anything to start a fight cause i'll get kicked out out mallon place but i'm not going to take no for an answer! i'm not going to back off when someone tells me she doesn't want a boyfriend! i'm not going to be friendzoned! ree! This attitude won't just get him kicked out it'll lead to him spending the rest of his life in jail if he starts taking that attitude. Especially in a nursing home of all places

God's cruel joke is Lucas is a rapist seeking an opportunity, but he's such a an autistic retard that he needs 8 simultaneous opportunities to synchronize for him to act.

He's acting more aggressive now than he ever has since the suzanne jail saga incident. This is only going to get worse so long as he's in the same nursing home with these people. There is no way this is going to end well for him

I really don't know how Mallon Place handles this situation. The only optimistic scenario is they put Lucas in timeout for a period of time and he eventually forgets about it, but that's not a guarantee. I don't think Lucas has ever been in the position of holding a long-term, personal grudge because they tend to get completely separated.

 

[AnOminous]

At least he has enough brains to realize he'll get kicked out of Mallon if he starts fighting with either one of them. But not smart enough to realize he'll get kicked out of Mallon if he tries forcing himself on someone.

Or if he screams crazy angry vaguely threatening gibberish about them online.

First, he's lying through his teeth. He has MRSA, he's admitted to it and it is neither treatable nor curable.

It can be and has been but certainly not if your'e noncompliant with treatment. Much like XDR-TB and other resistant bacteria, it often takes months and you have to adhere to intensive treatment strictly. Wern's probably isn't curable though because no way he obeyed the doctors and so he's probably bred himself a personal superstrain.

He should be quarantined from human contact and not just because he's a depraved pervert and potential rapist.

 

[wenttobermuda]

It’d been much too long since Lucas posted videos of himself ranting and frothing at his phone.

Jealous, aggressive, manic Lucas is amusing. What a promising development. And Lucas does have a history of losing housing because he just can’t behave himself.

Ya’ll remember when Lucas lost housing because he was bouncing the stairs and harassing his neighbors? Legend has it that he had a friendly interaction, in passing, with some chick in a common area. Lucas enjoyed this trivial social contact so much, that he began posting up in common areas 24/7, hoping to force it to happen again. He also developed a strong suspicion that his neighbors were, contrary to the housing rules, smuggling in hot chicks for sex, and doing and selling illegal drugs on the premises. Lucas eventually began harassing and attempting to extort his neighbors, or so the story goes. Seems like he’s bringing the same energy to his nursing home now. What took him so long? Well, he wasn’t sprung on a resident yet.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wern's probably isn't curable though because no way he obeyed the doctors and so he's probably bred himself a personal superstrain.

VRSA is reportable to the CDC; with a little more work, Lucas is going to be famous!

 

[mothman96]

I don't believe this at all. The Creeper is the one still going around stalking the woman. He sees her hanging out with the other guy and it makes him rage.

ETA:
Looks like he is trying to do damage control. We here have brought up his behavior could end up getting in hot water with the law so now he wants to make it look like it's the woman causing the trouble.

 

[WonderWino]

I don't believe this at all. The Creeper is the one still going around stalking the woman. He sees her hanging out with the other guy and it makes him rage.

Quite a few red flags in that video. It sounds like he's trying to convince himself whatever anger he has toward them both is her fault for 'wanting to talk to me' not to mention he's either bsing about her wanting to talk to him at all (and from his previous statements it doesn't sound like she wants much to do with him at all in the first place) or he is bsing about trying to leave the room when she comes in. We know how lucas behaves around women he wants. He sits in some spot in the room and stares creepily giving her the crazy eyes until she gets uncomfortable enough for her to tell whoever is in charge to tell him to stop or kick him out, like in the bars and shit. Its quite clear he's becoming very obsessive about her and views her as his and somehow stolen from him. He thinks he can somehow worm his way back into somehow becoming her boyfriend. Mark my words some kind of fucked up scene is going to come of all of this sooner or later. Lucas absolutely will try to come up with some crackpot scheme to get them apart and swoop her away from his rival. Thats his biggest fantasy and its going to blow up in his face

2025 is going to end up being the year of lucas living under a bridge and being serenaded by seagulls at this rate. I also find it interesting he let her name slip out but caught himself before mentioning his 'rivals' name. He can get into deep shit just for breaching her privacy by giving out her name and personal info like this publicly. Something that hasn't crossed his mind by the sound of it

ETA:
Looks like he is trying to do damage control. We here have brought up his behavior could end up getting in hot water with the law so now he wants to make it look like it's the woman causing the trouble.

Yeah thats definitely what he's trying to do. Shows he is definitely reading here regularly. Also shows he's too stupid to realize that a) nobody will believe that, especially after seeing all those videos and posts and b) blaming her for his behavior makes him look even worse

 

[Kingfisher9000]

This is legitimately the funniest possible outcome for the current half-dead Werner. The exact thing Lucas always imagined was happening to him actually fucking happened. Lucas finally lowered his standards enough to go after some chick from the tard house instead of a cute zoomer bae, and he still got cockblocked by an alleged toothless “Mayga” with supposedly even less money than him. Obviously Lucas’s account of these events is dubious, but no matter what actually happened this freakout is superb. I know I missed his true glory days (I think I first hopped in after he came back from the nuthouse like 4 years back?) and he’s clearly past his prime, but god damn I’m glad I get to enjoy at least one last manic episode with you guys.

 

[WonderWino]

Holy shit the comments he made on the newest video. The way he talks is just strange

 

[Pedophobe]

I love the way he always opens with a wise proclamation. I think these are keepers.

Spoiler: Local video archive

You Broke Bro Code, MAGAt

You're In Violation of Bro Code, MAGA

You Are Who You Date

How Should I Feel？

I'll Be Big Uncompromising

Enough of These Mr. Steal Your Chicks

The Friendzone Is Unacceptable

Quit Talking To Me Then

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You're In Violation of Bro Code, MAGA [kSU1RB8-orM].mp4
You Are Who You Date [22CjWRdmDH4].mp4
How Should I Feel？ [bTomOE0ZfYs].mp4
I'll Be Big Uncompromising [IeOqV74oOpE].mp4
Enough of These Mr. Steal Your Chicks [rT3HtpuxOmw].mp4
The Friendzone Is Unacceptable [R7D76UnUyIk].mp4
Quit Talking To Me Then [OnjmC8HIzIo].mp4

Sorry if I fucked up the attachments.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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Holy shit the comments he made on the newest video. The way he talks is just strange

Rando: *leaves a comment egging him on hoping he’ll creep the girl out even more*
Lucas: “I don’t know how to try harder, I just record impotent rage videos while she’s out of earshot”

Same Rando: “hey I’m a girl and I wanna fuck you”
Lucas: “I don’t understand. Are you within walking distance?”

It’s insane how socially autistic he is while not being actually autistic.

 

[HackerX]

I don't believe this at all. The Creeper is the one still going around stalking the woman. He sees her hanging out with the other guy and it makes him rage.

ETA:
Looks like he is trying to do damage control. We here have brought up his behavior could end up getting in hot water with the law so now he wants to make it look like it's the woman causing the trouble.

Although it would be REALLY COOL if he's telling the truth here. Stacey following Lucas around and letting MEGA CHAD tongue her mouth is the funniest outcome.

This is legitimately the funniest possible outcome for the current half-dead Werner. The exact thing Lucas always imagined was happening to him actually fucking happened. Lucas finally lowered his standards enough to go after some chick from the tard house instead of a cute zoomer bae, and he still got cockblocked by an alleged toothless “Mayga” with supposedly even less money than him. Obviously Lucas’s account of these events is dubious, but no matter what actually happened this freakout is superb. I know I missed his true glory days (I think I first hopped in after he came back from the nuthouse like 4 years back?) and he’s clearly past his prime, but god damn I’m glad I get to enjoy at least one last manic episode with you guys.

He manifested it!