Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

LOL. I desperately need a voice on the wind whisper "It's not in the cards for you, Lucas" immediately. He's so close to having a big lolcow moment that I can taste it.
At this rate between him reeeing about there being no god, whining about not getting to fuck in 14 years and with christmas coming up he might as well start calling himself ebenezer splooge. He's certainly headed in that direction, in more ways than one

I can absolutely picture lucas sitting in some rocking chair in the corner of the common room of mallon place muttering to himself about atheism and not getting to stuff a zoomer poonaner like the christmas turkey and splatter his wern gravy all over the mashed potatoes if you know what I mean, and mumbling bah humbug whenever someone says anything to him

and i'm calling it now, his version of jacob marley would be cyril, with hobo christmas ghosts and him spazzing out when seeing the inevitable scene of himself getting dumped by suzanne and his gave with the it was never in the cards headstone
 
LOL. I desperately need a voice on the wind whisper "It's not in the cards for you, Lucas" immediately. He's so close to having a big lolcow moment that I can taste it.
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I don't really know why that phrase hits home so hard in the case of Lucas Werner. I think it has something something to do with his intense belief that zoomer baes owe him sex combined with cycling through his time-tested playbook that has only worked on one woman. Like, it's the fact that he's incapable of changing himself or his approach of " $X steak dinner" approach.

On another note, wtf was wrong with Suzanne anyways? Was Lucas her version of a mommywife relationship? That one pic of her shaving him like a sped highlights the weird dynamic that was at play, and it's kinda amazing Lucas managed to fuck that up.
 
I don't really know why that phrase hits home so hard in the case of Lucas Werner. I think it has something something to do with his intense belief that zoomer baes owe him sex combined with cycling through his time-tested playbook that has only worked on one woman. Like, it's the fact that he's incapable of changing himself or his approach of " $X steak dinner" approach.

On another note, wtf was wrong with Suzanne anyways? Was Lucas her version of a mommywife relationship? That one pic of her shaving him like a sped highlights the weird dynamic that was at play, and it's kinda amazing Lucas managed to fuck that up.
It fucks with his head specifically because it was his mother saying it to him so its not nearly as easy for him to brush off and deny the truth of it than it would be for any other random person telling him that. After all his mother knows him better than anyone else and he knows it. Like the voices on the wind telling him truths he doesn't want to hear, every time he's confronted with it he can't find a way to outright deny it so he just rages and hopes people stop saying it

As for suzanne she was clearly not exactly playing with a full deck herself. She was older, had to have been desperate and must have had some major issues to shack up with lucas of all people. He was always a sped and always weird and dependent. I suspect there was some weird mommy thing going on for both of them but that doesn't really explain why she'd pick lucas of all people for that. That it lasted as long as it did is still mind boggling. No doubt if she saw what he was like today she'd wonder why she ever signed up for that herself. Really makes me wonder how she's ended up since her time with lucas

Sabrina said:
He threw a glass at her because a man was in the restaurant with 2 other women
Not two other women. By the description of the situation, very likely a middle aged man with his young daughter out having lunch together and he assumed they were dating (lucas always assumes this by default, says alot about where his head is at)

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He posted another video about trump and 'maga idiots in their camo stealing all the women'
 
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He posted another video about trump and 'maga idiots in their camo stealing all the women'
I'm trying to figure out if this was a spontaneous video or planned. (Well, to the extent of Lucas's capability to plan.) Did he bump into the MEGA Chad? Did Lucas walk into a common area and notice MEGA Chad getting Schizo Stacey all hot and bothered? He's clearly storming outside during this and I find it hard to believe that nothing caused it.
 
Hey Mallon Creeker choke on it. That pro-Trump guy got the girl while you are left playing with the m
I'm trying to figure out if this was a spontaneous video or planned. (Well, to the extent of Lucas's capability to plan.) Did he bump into the MEGA Chad? Did Lucas walk into a common area and notice MEGA Chad getting Schizo Stacey all hot and bothered? He's clearly storming outside during this and I find it hard to believe that nothing caused it.
I'd say definitely tied to the woman and the man she's hanging out with. Saw them together and it triggered his rage to manifest.

A rule at Mallon place is the residents are supposed to be in their room at 11pm for quiet time. The Creeper was still seething he got up to make this video around midnight.

 
Hey Mallon Creeker choke on it. That pro-Trump guy got the girl while you are left playing with the m

I'd say definitely tied to the woman and the man she's hanging out with. Saw them together and it triggered his rage to manifest.

A rule at Mallon place is the residents are supposed to be in their room at 11pm for quiet time. The Creeper was still seething he got up to make this video around midnight.

Mr english class honor roll spelled chief wrong. Why am I not surprised. Yeah it looks like something he did cause something triggered him and pissed him off. No doubt he saw them together or sat in his room seething about them being together until he convinced himself he did. Its not a good sign at all that he can't even see them together without losing his shit to the point he needs to make a psycho video like this. That screams that rage is building in him that he can't control when around them and we all know how that inevitably ends for him
 
Hey Mallon Creeker choke on it. That pro-Trump guy got the girl while you are left playing with the m

I'd say definitely tied to the woman and the man she's hanging out with. Saw them together and it triggered his rage to manifest.

A rule at Mallon place is the residents are supposed to be in their room at 11pm for quiet time. The Creeper was still seething he got up to make this video around midnight.

Apparently he deleted that video and posted one with a roughly identical but less long-winded message. Can't tell where he is in this one:

Also: "aiiight?" we're getting Wern slang again, I'm sure the zoomers are all about that late 90s slang.
 
Apparently he deleted that video and posted one with a roughly identical but less long-winded message. Can't tell where he is in this one:

Also: "aiiight?" we're getting Wern slang again, I'm sure the zoomers are all about that late 90s slang.
I wonder if it had anything to do with one of us pointing out that he was up past his bedtime ranting about trump at what was obviously mallon place and he was afraid he'd get reported for it and get into trouble

If so it shows he is absolutely in control of his actions and is acting out on purpose like a child throwing a tantrum and when he pushes too far absolutely deserves to get the book thrown at him
 
Someone must have pointed out his rapey stuff, because the video's gone
That coward! I hate it when he deletes his videos. When he nuked his old YouTube page, the Internet lost so much cow content and Islamic content. Wernology is doing good work in archiving the cow's videos. I hope Lucas keeps reeeing about "mega". This is plenty good!
 
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