Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[nvrwastetree]

Is it just me or doea Flutter look a little bit pregnant?

If you speaking of the August pictures, look closer. The 12 year old egghead is holding a sunhat in front of her, which happens to match that sweater she's wearing in the dead of humid summers.

 

[King Kiwi]

New photos of them at Goodwill emerged.
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The OP initially stated that it was a few days ago, then months ago, before ending up on the date "August 22", so I am gonna list it as such. in the initial post.

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FINALLY.

Finally. Good job.

 

[Jade Goody]

I can't believe her nickname is "Flutter."

 

[Ammyterasu]

She is shockingly child-like in appearance. Spurdo heritage is not enough to explain this - there's some serious Syndrome coursing through her genetic strands. And I don't think it's downs.

I have half a theory that it could be Turner's syndrome

But iirc our Finns kiwis also said that the way Flutter's looks is a somewhat known phenotype in some part of the country.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I was working about two hours away from Lynchburg in early September and it was hot as fuck. Like tropical hot and nasty, not a nice island but some shithole country tropical. Chris especially must have stank to high heaven. I don't understand how she could walk around in long pants and a cold weather shirt, unless Chris cranks the AC because of how fat he is.

Also that Goodwill store appears to be the one closest to Big Island, on Forest Road. It most likely is the summer because of how the store faces the sun, and the angle those light beams are coming in at.

I looked at the pics and it appears to be more of Wards Road.

Although, again, with just a few Google Maps pics, I can't really tell, so it might be Forest Road. I am opting for either of the two, as Chris has been sighted around both, for example, the Walmart he goes to is located at Wards Road.

 

[King Kiwi]

I have half a theory that it could be Turner's syndrome
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But iirc our Finns kiwis also said that the way Flutter's looks is a somewhat known phenotype in some part of the country.

Webbing of the neck?

So she's part duck or something?

Well, Chris gets his women one way or another.

Quack.

 

[phattie]

which happens to match that sweater she's wearing in the dead of humid summers

It looks like a short sleeve shirt to me...

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

The year is 2024, why do all Flutter photos have the quality of UFO photos?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The year is 2024, why do all Flutter photos have the quality of UFO photos?

She's a cryptid.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I can't believe her nickname is "Flutter."

I mean, it's also "Cabbage Patch Kid" and "Potato Faced Dwarf Woman", It's all a matter of relativity.

I wouldn't read to much into what the people around CPU Godess Blue Heart call themselves.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

She's a cryptid.

i didn't get this as much until i saw these photos. she's not just a cryptid because she's rare. she has the unique ability cryptids share to cause any image of them to become just shitty enough that there's plenty more questions than answers from a given photo.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Also that Goodwill store appears to be the one closest to Big Island, on Forest Road. It most likely is the summer because of how the store faces the sun, and the angle those light beams are coming in at.

Sounds about right. The Forest Rd. store looks to have been under construction when the streetview photos were taken in November of 2023, but going through the user-submitted photos shows that store has horizontal windows located about 10' from the ground. Wards Rd. doesn't have those, and they match the ones in the interior photos from August.

Interior shot; note the window in the background.




Exterior shot of the Forest Rd. location showing the horizontal above-ground windows.




For comparison, the Wards Rd. location, with windows going almost all the way to the ground.




Of course Chris chose to take Flutter to the new store. He's a classy guy like that, and no old Goodwill store is good enough for his (presumed) lady.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Sounds about right. The Forest Rd. store looks to have been under construction when the streetview photos were taken in November of 2023, but going through the user-submitted photos shows that store has horizontal windows located about 10' from the ground. Wards Rd. doesn't have those, and they match the ones in the interior photos from August.

Interior shot; note the window in the background.

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Exterior shot of the Forest Rd. location showing the horizontal above-ground windows.

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For comparison, the Wards Rd. location, with windows going almost all the way to the ground.

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Of course Chris chose to take Flutter to the new store. He's a classy guy like that, and no old Goodwill store is good enough for his (presumed) lady.

 

[King Kiwi]

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These are either really good actors or more retarded than Chris

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

These are either really good actors or more retarded than Chris

The former. Their YT channel has a shit ton of very succesful videos.

 

[Xev]

I went over and saw that reddit post. The OP claims the quality is bad due to compression from the app used to send it or some shit. OP also said he would get them in 4k quality.

The year is 2024, why do all Flutter photos have the quality of UFO photos?

 

[King Kiwi]

The former. Their YT channel has a shit ton of very succesful videos.

It would be so much funnier if it was legit they were just that retarded.

I'm sick to death of stupid actors. You can be funny and stupid and still be genuine.

We never really will have another Chris-Chan.

OP also said he would get them in 4k quality.

Bless them. Please keep us updated.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Why is that retarded woman's caretaker letting Chris rape her?

 

[deadson]

Why is that retarded woman's caretaker letting Chris rape her?

Autism.

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

Flutter's radioactive defense system makes it so any photo taken of her always becomes distorted. Jokes aside, the guy in the thread said his gf has the pic in better quality and he's trying to ask her for it. Let's hope he actually delivers.
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