Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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One of Rekieta's last allies, Law of Self Defense aka Andrew Branca, is spending his christmas on twitter/X aggressively posting about Indian tech worker immigrants.

Would not be surprised if murdered an Indian by the end of the year. in self defense of course.

Nobody's all bad. I'd stan Rekieta if he made an (dot not feather) Indian a good Indian.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am surprised former fans have not dropped these DMs. I suspect that they were disgusted and tuned out before they got to the point of wanting to share.

I imagine the majority of them has left quite some time ago and are not aware what is going on, or this platform existing where they could drop all the hot deuces on Nick's plate anonymously.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is taking through juvenile view that saying 'sorry' means that he should be absolves of any consequences for his actions. Yes, God forgives, but he is not going to get you off death down if you murder someone and eat their liver. He deals with your soul and less so the mortal planar consequences of your depravity.

This really came through in his absolutely moronic take on the tale of King David, and somehow, any Biblical story Nick interprets ultimately translates, in his coke-addled, pickled wetbrain into how awesome Nick is and how he's not only just like the Biblical hero, but better.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Statistically, if born later in the year, you're far more likely to be a successful athlete than if born in the beginning of a year.

It's because you tend to have more development in your formative year when playing junior sports leagues based on age groups.

Counter to that was that when I'd do athletics I'd be running with people basically a year older than me, who were more developed. Then again, that might've been me coping about being kind of shit at it.

 

[Lian Xing]

I don't believe in God but the God I don't believe in isn't that stupid and would be insulted by such a pretense.

It’s either God or a simulation. Both creators know if you are full of pilpul or not.

That's why Pascal's Wager is fucking retarded. It's a suggestion to try to trick God. How disrespectful.

It is disrespectful, and He knows, but when you offer infinite grace and forgiveness to fallible beings, you have to expect the occasional Nick or three to attempt to pilpul their way to both hedonism and grace.

 

[Vibralldo]

It is disrespectful, and He knows, but when you offer infinite grace and forgiveness to fallible beings, you have to expect the occasional Nick or three to attempt to pilpul their way to both hedonism and grace.

He's trying to lie to his sycophants

Total junkie brain. "I have said the magic Jesus words, now I am pure and all the dumb Christians have to accept my apology and stop bothering me."

The exact same thing as his "being a lawyer is about finding the magic words that make you win the case" speech but with people's faith.

Nick doesn't believe in anything except wanting to get people to stop telling him he's a bad person and let him do drugs again.

 

[AnOminous]

It is disrespectful, and He knows, but when you offer infinite grace and forgiveness to fallible beings, you have to expect the occasional Nick or three to attempt to pilpul their way to both hedonism and grace.

I would throw Nick directly into Hell. Personally, I would grab him by the neck and throw him into a burning ring of fire.

That's how I know that if there is a God, that God is better than I.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The sickest thing is that he believes Jesus is a failure because he died on that cross. He believes it was Jesus's destiny to rule the world as a mortal being.

Whether you are a person of faith or not, you have to understand that he completely missed the point of the story. Nick does not believe in sacrifice for the sake of others. He puts himself before everything and everyone.

And if he knew the Bible, he'd know that is what all the Jewish people and religious leaders wanted him to do, but Jesus said 'I am not here to do that right now' and had another mission.

King David for instance:

2Sa 12:11 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.

Oh that means I get to watch my neighbor fuck my wife. I really am like King David.

Oh, and that all came truck for David. He got cucked by his favourite son who almost pulled off a successful couple backed and madterminded by Bathsheba's grandfather. Lost of chickens roosting on this one.

Has he actually said sorry? The main reason why this thread is so busy is because he is unable to take responsibility for anything and a constant need to correct the record.

Nick's view is, now anyway, as it was different early on, that he was just having fun and never addicted and the people at his church, including his wife's sister, along with the former nanny, plotted together and invented child neglect and drug use.

He was dragged kicking and screaming into admitting swinging and has currently settled on they started swinging with April and Aaron, but before that were aggressively monogamous. Kiwifags are so powerful that by saying he swings he took it as some idea or something.

Early on into the drug arrest he was trying to make people think of local conspiracy. Then the retard Franks argument that he absolutely needed to defend on X.

Every step of the way he made himself look dumb and retarded all to then take a plea deal anyway.

I suppose the hallmark of a lolcow is the ability to always make things worse.

He's said 'Sorry you were offended', basically with his 'Peoplw thought I was something I never was, and they had an *idea* of me that was not real and disappointed them'.

More in the real of relationship to God, he is 'banking real hard on that Grace thing'. He thinks he can pull an Uno reverso deathbed confession and be set.

I imagine the majority of them has left quite some time ago and are not aware what is going on, or this platform existing where they could drop all the hot deuces on Nick's plate anonymously.

I am imagining international US-style lawyer adverts:

'Have you been harmed by Nick Rekieta? Call out outline. You may be entitled to lulu! 1-800-FUCK-HIM'

Nick knows too much about scripture and has spent too much time discussing his supposed beliefs to be agnostic or atheist, because the core tenants of those positions is mostly if we're not required to, then we don't care. If we take Nick at his word (already a dubious prospect) that he believes in God purely because it will absolve his sins and the core tenant of faith is "to be nice", then he's not agnostic, or even necessarily atheist, he's just a shitty Christian who believes that half attending church and quoting Biblical stories bails him out of damnation.

He doesn't know anything beyond mere superficial level. He takes isolated stories out of context at a primary school level and makes a big point out it--ignoring the larger context.

To be fair, a lot of Prots do this for adults too, but I see it mostly done for children because A) YOUR don't go into the finer points of polygamy, rape, and murder with them B) They have an attention span slightly longer than a goldfish.

David's life was SHITE after Bathsheeba with constant political intrigues, family problems, and war. But it's a nice story of getting out of jail free if you ignore all that... God is just a big huggable giant man in thr sky who wants to luv us!

That's totally wrong though. I'm agnostic because I don't know. Should I fake it and pretend I know? Because if God actually exists what would be the point? Should I lie to God? Would that possibly work? I don't believe in God but the God I don't believe in isn't that stupid and would be insulted by such a pretense.

That's why Pascal's Wager is fucking retarded. It's a suggestion to try to trick God. How disrespectful.

I believe the idea is better stated that one should seek evidence of God no matter what because if yout do find it and real faith you have everything to gain, but if not, you've at least become a decent person in the pursuit.

He's trying to lie to his sycophants

Total junkie brain. "I have said the magic Jesus words, now I am pure and all the dumb Christians have to accept my apology and stop bothering me."

The exact same thing as his "being a lawyer is about finding the magic words that make you win the case" speech but with people's faith.

Nick doesn't believe in anything except wanting to get people to stop telling him he's a bad person and let him do drugs again.

He decided Jack Murphy and the Christian grift on the Right for a long time, and now he is trying it. He thinks we are all stupid.

 

[AnOminous]

He's said 'Sorry you were offended', basically with his 'Peoplw thought I was something I never was, and they had an *idea* of me that was not real and disappointed them'.

"My entire personality was totally fake and people liked my fake personality, lmao suckers!"

Eat shit and burn in Hell, Nick. You are scum and the only reason people ever liked you was because you faked being an actual human. The real you is a turd people would scrape off the sole of their shoe if they stepped on you.

I believe the idea is better stated that one should seek evidence of God no matter what because if yout do find it and real faith you have everything to gain, but if not, you've at least become a decent person in the pursuit.

Yeah well Pascal should have stated it that way instead of the churlish gamble he presented.

 

[Oliver Onions]

But the legend of Nick as a big star at the end of 2023 just never dies.

I don't blame people for confusing the timeline tbh. It seems like only yesterday I was playing Ghostwire: Tokyo and listening to Null plead at Nick to pull up before it's too late.

But he never did.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nobody's all bad. I'd stan Rekieta if he made an (dot not feather) Indian a good Indian.

Knowing how he got scammed $1000 from Jamaicans, he'll probably buy out the local supply of Google Play giftcards because some Pajeet at Microsoft is going to lose his job because he refunded an extra $450,000.

 

[NSA]

What you're saying sounds more like Pascal's Wager, which argues that a theistic (Christian) life offers infinitely greater rewards than a non-theistic one (Heaven), coinciding with a non-theistic life offering some earthly pleasures in return for infinite suffering (Hell), which essentially describes the calculation that Nick has made, except he's trying to have his cake and drug it too.

How is Nick enjoying those earthly pleasures right now? He's already in hell, and he took his kids with him.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick does not believe in sacrifice for the sake of others. He puts himself before everything and everyone.

Nick: "What are you talking about? I'm about to plead to a felony so my kids have parents. I gave up cocaine. I gave up whiskey for 4 months. I made the love of my life live in the hovel across the street and she only visited when my wife was gone. I make sure my kids attend their activities. There isn't a sacrifice I haven't made."

Statistically, if born later in the year, you're far more likely to be a successful athlete than if born in the beginning of a year.

It's because you tend to have more development in your formative year when playing junior sports leagues based on age groups.

Statistically, if you're reading this post, you're not a successful athlete. Nerd.

 

[macrodegenerate]

quoting Biblical stories bails him out of damnation.

In the way he does, he's actually damning himself. The way he refers to Christ and God is Blasphemous at worst and bordering on it at best. Blasphemy is bad, but Blasphemy with knowledge of Christ and the Holy Spirit is unforgivable. It's actually the only unforgivable sin.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I think a better way to put it is Nick is of course one of an endless number of talentless, uneducated and unaccomplished people who misunderstood Ayn Rand.

Yeah I think one thing to note is that in Atlas Shrugged, the “good guys” were people who knew how to do things and were materialistically productive

 

[Kosher Dill]

The sickest thing is that he believes Jesus is a failure because he died on that cross. He believes it was Jesus's destiny to rule the world as a mortal being.

Yeah, there are people who think the Messiah is supposed to be a mortal conqueror. They're called Jews. The nose doesn't lie, I guess.

Nick has a lot of stupid takes on religion, but this one always baffled me because of how much of everything you have to get wrong to wind up at that conclusion. Was he in the bathroom snorting drywall every single time they read scripture at church? I mean, the only one in the Bible who suggests Jesus should be ruling the world is Satan.

 

[Harm]

Much like he hates his wife and blames her for him being trapped in their sham marriage, he hates Jesus and blames him for Nick being trapped in his sham religion. Nick has called Jesus and the Christian God both sinners and did so in a trying-to-be-subtle-but-failing way that begets the spite he holds for his own religion. Most notably, he said Jesus was just some guy, which is blaspheming the ideological cornerstone of Christianity.

This is the same man who would take his children to Bible study, and then spend the ride home un-teaching them what they had learned. It's also the same man who was banned from teaching the Bible to children because his teachings were so deplorable that the other parents rallied against him.

I doubt he even knows what he believes anymore. Living a lie like he does has to be taking a toll on his ability to attune into his authentic self.

 

[Burt Macklin]

He also indulged in the time honored tradition of sexting up female viewers, like nearly every other retard streamer who had fame go to their head.

I wonder how many people could contribute to a "Nick Sexting Viewers" thread with tons and tons of DMs and images.

I am surprised former fans have not dropped these DMs. I suspect that they were disgusted and tuned out before they got to the point of wanting to share.

After the Faran DMs came out and the blowback, I'm sure no female wants to come out, ever. Especially with the front row seat in how Nick treats women after all this. It's a major deterrent.

At the same time, would there be anything shocking at this point? The family man was caught fucking another woman/women? and had nudes of both. I'm sure any DMs out there pale in comparison to what's already out there.

ETA :
The only thing that would legit scare the bejeezus out of me after all that's been seen is if it came out in a DM that Nick wanted to be fucked, butt plugged, or fuck a kid. Those arcs could still be coming.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Yeah well Pascal should have stated it that way instead of the churlish gamble he presented.

I think his audience was atheist/agnostic scientists that opposed religion on scientific grounds. His argument is that opposition to seeking God is not based on science.

Pascal also attacked the casuist nonsense that Rekieta employs frequently. Reinterpreting David's life and applying it to his own is an example of the shit Pascal hated.

There are many people in my experience who superficially read Ayn Rand and end up convinced that they are among the creative geniuses of the world when they are most emphatically not.

I would love to think what Rand would say about Nick's apex creative feat: watching other people face trial. Wasn't involved in any aspect of the trial. Leached on to feeds of the trial without providing anything to create or maintain those feeds. And then restrict clippers from using that content.

He's a leach on society. Apparently it was the wish of his productive grandfather that he never have to be productive. I don't recall if Rand had a resolution to this form of leaching beyond dilution.

 

[Melty Butter]

Err, how? I'm not aware Nick has ever read her.

He has. At least the Cliff's Notes/Wiki version. I couldn't find a clip but this thread indicates that he was discussing Rand back in 2019 and there is this from from June:

He worked retail jobs post uni and 2 entry-level banking jobs. By Jo's own admission he hated it and acted out at least a few times. (Cf. His Ayn Rand story, the Apron story, the Fat Shame story, and the Narcolepsy Diagnosis story)

I recall Nick referencing Rand quite a bit. Nick isn't exactly devoid of intellectual rhetoric if it legitimized his libertarian perspective, at least pre-2023.