Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Josh still seething about that note the Subway worker put in his bag. Says he is going to alert corporate over it because he "still has the note" but he ripped it up last night in a rage. It's insane how sensitive he is, the most minor of things just completely shatters his ego.

Cobes' pettiness truly has no limit. He's completely memory-holed all of the trouble the trolls gave him by calling Wendy's corporate to complain about him.

 

[Devious Dave]

A kettle chip is very dense and could easily produce that sound

 

[bonified retard]

A kettle chip is very dense and could easily produce that sound

He shows the chips in the video. It was a Lay's original.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

A kettle chip is very dense and could easily produce that sound

Confirmed with a field test, I dropped a kettle chip on a cheap Corelle plate and it made the sound. These are Lay's though so it may just be stale bread as I noted earlier.

This is the Zapruder Film of Cobra footage.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

At first I just figured it was a random worker trying to be playful.

It's hard to read but it looks like someone familiar with him.





These are my best attempts at making it readable.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cobes' pettiness truly has no limit. He's completely memory-holed all of the trouble the trolls gave him by calling Wendy's corporate to complain about him.

In his defense, this is something the person should be reprimanded for, doordash or subway. Did he ever leave weird notes to costumers at Wendy's, or was he just kinda tarded?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It's hard to read but it looks like someone familiar with him.
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These are my best attempts at making it readable.

The only thing I could make out is “josh you are a bad” and that’s it.

Edit: the bottom right word is “disrespect”
I guess he was an ass to them in the past or they weren’t happy with him ordering a ‘tard order on Christmas. If that’s true, I would be pissed too if I couldn’t go home because of him.

 

[Molly Millions]

He's brought up in both videos that the note said "I remember the diaper incident", plus there was no sticker seal on his bag. I think it was the doordasher. He also doesn't order subway enough for them to be familiar with his stupid orders. If anyone has a legit gripe with him, it's the doordasher not getting tipped, not the subway worker that had to squeeze 4 extra sauces onto his slop imo.

Plus we've already seen what they do when they don't feel like assembling his messes: they put it in a container on the side and let him deal with it.

Its unlikely that they'll be that upset with him when they have such an easy out

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

It's hard to read but it looks like someone familiar with him.
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These are my best attempts at making it readable.

The only thing I could make out is “josh you are a bad” and that’s it.

Edit: the bottom right word is “disrespect”
I guess he was an ass to them in the past or they weren’t happy with him ordering a ‘tard order on Christmas. If that’s true, I would be pissed too if I couldn’t go home because of him.

Looks like it could say "fuck off" right under the word "bad" there, really hard to see more.

 

[BlastMonk]

It sounded like he was chewing on rocks when he bit into the sandwich,

It did sound like that, something so hard and crunchy could trap a rotten tooth and lift it out of his mouth while he was biting down hard on it. I maintain that no chip is dense enough to clink so loud. It's no bacon either because its white(ish).

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

If you are blind.

Maybe I need to take stankface lessons at Bogwarts.

 

[Ponzo]

It did sound like that, something so hard and crunchy could trap a rotten tooth and lift it out of his mouth while he was biting down hard on it. I maintain that no chip is dense enough to clink so loud. It's no bacon either because its white(ish).

Can one of you retards just buy a bag of kettle chips and throw a piece against a glass instead of dragging this on for the next 10 pages

 

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Can one of you retards just buy a bag of kettle chips and throw a piece against a glass instead of dragging this on for the next 10 pages

It's not kettle chips it's the Lay's classic. But it doesn't matter, if it was a foldy Lay's chip it would still be dense enough to clink off the right glass. It's not a tooth. I would like to believe it's a tooth but the evidence is overwhelmingly on the chip side.

 

[PetiteFeet]

It's not kettle chips it's the Lay's classic. But it doesn't matter, if it was a foldy Lay's chip it would still be dense enough to clink off the right glass. It's not a tooth. I would like to believe it's a tooth but the evidence is overwhelmingly on the chip side.

You faggots are going to keep me up beyond 2AM, thinking of ways to prove/disprove that a Lay's potato chip cannot make the amount of noise that whatever it was we heard on that clip. Jesus fucking Christ, it's christmas. The shops have been closed for three days, I don't have any potato chips in my house and I'm not even sure what kind of tableware Josh owns (if he even uses normal tableware and not some disposable plastic/paper crap)
Never change, Kiwis. Never. Change.

 

[funscape]

You faggots are going to keep me up beyond 2AM, thinking of ways to prove/disprove that a Lay's potato chip cannot make the amount of noise that whatever it was we heard on that clip. Jesus fucking Christ, it's christmas. The shops have been closed for three days, I don't have any potato chips in my house and I'm not even sure what kind of tableware Josh owns (if he even uses normal tableware and not some disposable plastic/paper crap)
Never change, Kiwis. Never. Change.

I upped the contrast and decreased the blur on the first few frames. That looks like a chip to me. The clinking sound might just be that his mic is picking it up extra loud for some reason.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I was pleased to see he was back wearing his trademark head gear so of course he took it off to expose his wispy hair and pallid gourd. Just shave it all off already BOY goddamn.

He cant rock the bald like Clint though, but yeah while looking freaky its still far better than his current style. Last time he was bald like 5 years ago there was a meltdown related to it but i cant remember anything about it.

It's not kettle chips it's the Lay's classic. But it doesn't matter, if it was a foldy Lay's chip it would still be dense enough to clink off the right glass. It's not a tooth. I would like to believe it's a tooth but the evidence is overwhelmingly on the chip side.

Can one of you retards just buy a bag of kettle chips and throw a piece against a glass instead of dragging this on for the next 10 pages

Okay i did some retarded 3am testing and chips like those Lay's he had are way too flimsy to make almost any sound, i dont think the sound could have been a full chomper either but maybe one of them broke and piece fell out. He did look absolutely miserable and stopped chewing for a second to show his burger off, also when your tooth brakes down while eating it can sound like you are eating rocks or something.

 

[Grob420]

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I upped the contrast and decreased the blur on the first few frames. That looks like a chip to me. The clinking sound might just be that his mic is picking it up extra loud for some reason.

His mic picks up an insane amount of sound for what it is. Like the horrible chewing and gulping sounds. So I could definitely see it picking up a chip falling that clearly

 

[ASeabear8952]

Is Clint a bad potato chip?

 

[snort beg snort]

Why doesn't Clint just put the bag of Classic Lays in a group home?

 

[harmacist]

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I upped the contrast and decreased the blur on the first few frames. That looks like a chip to me. The clinking sound might just be that his mic is picking it up extra loud for some reason.

thats a potato chip