Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Jobama]

Of course he’s drinking for Jimmy Carter.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

He could be avoiding streaming because he doesn't want the therapist to see him sloppy drunk and it's much easier for him to control what the therapist sees when it's a video because, as he has stated he has done before, he can just not post the video if he thinks it goes against the lies/cope he is telling the therapist.

I think that requires a bit more brain power than our boglim has left.

Fuck off dood he’s autistic. Even if he WAS at a Diddy party all he would do is take drug cocktails and drink till blackout because he isn’t a Sicko TWU.
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Has he started drinking for Jimmy Carter yet

Yes

Of course he’s drinking for Jimmy Carter.

Any reason to get blackout drunk, TWU. It's deliciously ironic cobes would use the death of a devout christian and humanitarian as an excuse to indulge in boglim debauchery.

 

[Potion_Time]

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"Merlaht" is MDWU.

 

[Hennimore]

Of course he’s drinking for Jimmy Carter.

He clearly has no idea who Jimmy Carter is. No mention of him being the President, just three or four mentions of him being 100 and how amazing that is. Josh so badly wants everyone to think he needs an excuse to drink.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

The identity of the item falling from his rotten maw is still up for debate. There is some Information to suggest that it is likely a piece of chip or other part of his culinary abomination. That aside, the fact that there's even room for speculation as to whether it is one of his rotten chompers is bad enough.

Intense frame-by-frame videographic forensic analysis would indeed lead me to believe that it was a chip that dinged off his desk. Even if it did sound exactly like how I imagine a rotten tooth getting three-pointered into an Old West spittoon would sound like, alas 'toobs, it was not that.

Cobes' facial expression in the first cap is so mysthickal. Like a little kid trying to pass off his last-minute Show and Tell choice. Even in his element with a messy, drippy, food hacked fast food item there's a simmering pallid discomfort.

 

[Pencil Pusher]

I purchased our boy a Christmas gift but have no clue of his new P.O. Box. Find it, and I will send.

 

[Devious Dave]

Has anyone put out the theory that the chip could've been a French fry perhaps a particularly hard and crispy one

 

[James done did it]

Of course he’s drinking for Jimmy Carter.

Not even the most talented comedian could write this character.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I purchased our boy a Christmas gift but have no clue of his new P.O. Box.

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Why the necrozma pin

 

[Girth Master]

Watching him trying to open a wine bottle was painful. I like how he just screwed it down to the bottom of the wine opener instead of doing it the proper way.

 

[Umaibae]

I purchased our boy a Christmas gift but have no clue of his new P.O. Box. Find it, and I will send.

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Need a video of this in action.

He shared his new PO Box on a video a while back.

 

[ASeabear8952]

He clearly has no idea who Jimmy Carter is. No mention of him being the President, just three or four mentions of him being 100 and how amazing that is. Josh so badly wants everyone to think he needs an excuse to drink.

He literally said he was a former president within the first ten seconds, trole.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobes sees the deaths of famous people as excuses to drink the same way politicians see every mass shooting as an excuse to push for gun bans. Never let a good crisis go to waste toobz.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Carter legalized homebrewing, so without him we wouldn't have had the mead-making misadventures. It's only appropriate to drink to that toobz.

 

[funscape]

Carter legalized homebrewing, so without him we wouldn't have had the mead-making misadventures. It's only appropriate to drink to that toobz.

He also wanted to decriminalize weed. Carter had all the policies our boy ever wanted in a president. Pour one out for the homeboy Jimmy TWU

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

Another pizza review

 

[biggacracka]

Another pizza review

Parmajohn romero
Spinage

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Does he know what calories are? How many calories are in that pizza that is just topped with excess slop to the extreme? I feel fat if I put one garlic butter cup, let alone slurry on three and then drop all the cheese packets I can on it.

 

[Mister Uno]

Does he know what calories are? How many calories are in that pizza that is just topped with excess slop to the extreme? I feel fat if I put one garlic butter cup, let alone slurry on three and then drop all the cheese packets I can on it.

I feel fat just eating regular pizza. Wish I had the boy's metabolism because DAMN he was blessed in that regard.

 

[A Wilhelm Scream]

I feel fat just eating regular pizza. Wish I had the boy's metabolism because DAMN he was blessed in that regard.

No doubt his body works overtime to keep his boglimostasis in check with all the cooled off garbage he stuffs himself with.