Introducing the Bufords - Kiwi Awards that honor Kiwis

[FrigginWeeb]

I think there should also be an award for best amusing username/profile pic, because y'all got some great shit. For real, it's one of the best parts of this place.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I think there should also be an award for best amusing username/profile pic, because y'all got some great shit. For real, it's one of the best parts of this place.

That wouldn't be fair, I'd win every time

 

[rubytintedchix]

I’d like to nominate @Useful_Mistake for Best Researcher for his contributions to the legal threads and explaining stuff for the non-legal savvy kiwis.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I'd like to nominate @Useful_Mistake as well for making the legal stuff make sense in threads.

 

[Disco Snake]

I want to nominate @Diana Moon Glampers for Best New OP for the Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff thread. The thread combines five years of various news articles, tweets, and fundraisers into one concise, easy to read narrative. Victoria is one of the best Fresh Meat cows of the year, and never would have come to light if Diana didn't find her in Bex Gerber's mentions.

I also want to nominate @Karellen for Best Overall Contribution for the Poppy Diabolique thread. He had to comb through hundreds of pages of google docs, tumblr posts, and twitter threads to make the OP. The people who originally documented Poppy have unlisted receipts before, and there is always a risk they might do it again. Karellen's efforts have ensured that Poppy's antics won't be lost to time.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm sad to the see the lack of a certain Juju.
Not expecting to win, I don't care either way, but I MUST shill.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dax-herrera-dick-masterson-daxipad-juju-the-cow-wolfie-the-dick-show-tds-the-biggest-problem-in-the-universe-tbpitu-new-project-2.49366/

Edit:
Best Overall Contributions: @Useful_Mistake for being the supreme janny with an upgraded broom
Best New OP: @Balldo's Gate for the STMS OP.
Best Rewritten OP: @TheThreadIsDead578 for the Christopher Tyson rewrite. @Osama Bin Laden's Fuent rewrite is going well too.
Best Researcher: @Sprate Header, autism meets swatters
Best Lolcow Fan Work: @All becomes gunt, also martyr that got MOPPED from janny Jim's thread for being too mean.
@Sharpeteer's Balldo parodies were great too, I'm split.

 

[Haloperidol]

I want to nominate @Diana Moon Glampers for Best New OP for the Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff thread.

I want to recognize @Diana Moon Glampers also for bringing unwavering optimism to US Politics General in the form of Whitepill Wednesday.

 

[Itspinklava]

Best Overall Contributions @Osama Bin Laden for the thread restoration project

Best New OP @Crab Latte for the Jessica Boyle/NAL OP

Best Rewritten OP @Axiom the Fucker for the Elaine Miller OP

Best Researcher @eggs_over_easy I’d nominate her for digging up the Facebook post that kicked off the gorlworld war in the BP for the last year alone, but her research is meticulous and hilarious.

Honorable mentions for posters whose posts I’m always happy to read: @StrawberryDouche @Grim_Autismo @Dutch Courage @Goal Tendie @Angry New Ager @Ask My D0minatriX

 

[Blade of Grass]

Best Overall Contributions: @ToroidalBoat for making lots of informative posts on a lot of topics as well as raising important questions, for example here where I as a newfaggot first saw him
Best New OP: Kiwi on a Treadmill by @Sneed's Feed n Seed
Best Rewritten OP: [OP Rewrite] Anisa Riyadh Jumma / Anisa Jomha / Raihnbowkidz / Annie Jay & iDubbbzTV / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn by @Osama Bin Laden
Best Researcher: @Relinquish for finding almost every instance of sW1chyboi and making me almost choke on tea
Best Lolcow Fan Work: Remake of a pose from Sonichu: EHP by @Cedric_Eff

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

Best researcher has to be @AssignedEva for me without question. An example off the top of my head is the real-time research into the Southport killings and the murderer. But in general I've found that you can be browsing nearly any thread and she'll randomly drop an insanely detailed info post on the topic at hand with maps of locations, or obscure details about the operating protocols of some random administrative body, or some other very domain-specific knowledge that is somehow inexplicably tailored to the exact discussion going on. Always highly substantive information that can change the course of a thread, and always a massive signal to noise boost.

 

[SCV]

I'm not sure if this fits into "best overall contributions" or "best researcher" but @Useful_Mistake should be nominated for whatever one is more fitting because he's the real MVP getting court documents for us to laugh at.

 

[Temperance]

Co-signing the previous nominations for @Sprate Header, @Relinquish, @Markass the Worst, @Useful_Mistake, @Diana Moon Glampers, and @AssignedEva. All very high-quality & informative posters.
Many other familiar names here in this thread, too. We're lucky to have so many talented Kiwis.

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I didn't see their names come up yet, so I'd also like to nominate @clipartfan92 and @Larry David's Opera Cape. I guess they'd fall under Best Researcher or Best Overall Contributions.

• @clipartfan92 is always on top of the news. Often posting breaking news updates in current Happening threads as well as new updates for old stories buried in A&N. Archives included, every time.
• @Larry David's Opera Cape has gotta be one of the most prolific doxers on the site. His targets (various flavors of pedophiles/groomers/degenerates and their allies) are also very richly deserving of it.

As a side-note, although he was already nominated, I want to thank @AltisticRight for his excellent Gunt/Catboy/Balldoverse summaries in the Community Happenings thread. I follow too many other lolcows, so trying to keep up with the fast-paced Rekieta thread or digging through the smoldering ruins of the Sektur for any juicy drama is just too much for me these days. AltisticRight's summaries are a god-send.
Really, the same applies to everyone who posts interesting updates to Community Happenings. Thank you!

 

[Eglantine]

Best overall contributions @GenociderSyo for all her work in the Beauty Parlor. Always posts quality contributions. I also think it was her that tried to rally the ladies to get Null to add some women's cut Halloween merch this year . Thanks for trying, GenociderSyo! I tried to confirm it was you but you make so many posts I couldn't find it. If I'm wrong give me hats.

Best Researcher: @Kate Farms Shill for her thorough write ups in the munchie thread, including for revisiting two of my favorite blasts from the past in 2024, Sarah-Jean and Janiece https://kiwifarms.net/threads/munch...ers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/post-20093381

And her posts of fat Abrea and her service dog pony

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/muncha...ers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/post-19998534

 

[NiggerDeathRay]

Best Overall Contributions: @Cats for being cute @Osama Bin Laden for being extremely autistic and posting a ton of good OPs last year
Best New OP: "764 / com" by @Relinquish
Best Rewritten OP: Elaine Miller's thread rewritten by @Axiom the Fucker
Best Researcher: @Sprate Header
Best Lolcow Fan Work: @PS2 Nishiki for making this gem recreating Doobus Goobus' video style perfectly

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

If we're doing mod shout outs, I'd also like to nominate:

@Pepper Jack for his work in PG such as addressing requests and moving out threads.

@0 0, who has been very helpful, especially with inserting my unorthodox retroactive OPs like Amanda Lochmann or the upcoming Monostar Leatherknuckles OP.

 

[Adr1anD]

I would like to nominate:
Best Researcher: @grand larsony
And Best Fan Work: @IamnottheNSA for giving Dr. Matthew Harris the Francis E Dec voice.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Best overall contributions @GenociderSyo for all her work in the Beauty Parlor. Always posts quality contributions. I also think it was her that tried to rally the ladies to get Null to add some women's cut Halloween merch this year . Thanks for trying, GenociderSyo! I tried to confirm it was you but you make so many posts I couldn't find it. If I'm wrong give me hats.

That was not me with the halloween merch, but thank you for the nomination.

 

[ASeabear8952]

For Best Lolcow Fanwork, I’d like to nominate @grand larsony for creating BoglimPedia, the brand new KingCobraJFS wiki.

 

[lolwatagain]

I'm not sure if this fits into "best overall contributions" or "best researcher" but @Useful_Mistake should be nominated for whatever one is more fitting because he's the real MVP getting court documents for us to laugh at.

Seconded for this, and also using the RECAP extension, so they end up on Courtlistener as a backup archive. That 10 cents per page always adds up quickly.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I want to nominate both @Shush and @Ethan Ralph Is 5'1" for best lolcow fanwork
@Shush for his South park themed animations and his suggestion for Rekieta's new streaming layout

Given the trajectory of the hot tub streams, I believe it's possible to accurately predict the next one.
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While the changes suggested for Nick in this thread are well-meaning, they’re still misguided. The only thing Nick needs to change is his streaming layout.
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@Ethan Ralph Is 5'1" for his criminally underrated (and somewhat disturbing) masterpiece using the voice generated by @IamnottheNSA

Here we go:

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Edit: Song is "Ride or Die" by FloTheProducer.
You can buy this track from flotheproducer.com or get a free (shittier bitrate) one from YouTube.

*Edit
I want to also nominate @Third World Aristocrat for best lolcow fanwork for his many video edits mostly (but not exclusively) about Rekieta. Often funny, sometimes sad, but always well made and thunk-provoking

I went back to watch Nick's stream about his motion to better understand what he thinks the Franks motion is about, and I noticed he ended up arguing with himself at one point. So, I made a stupid edit with a Phoenix Wright vibe:

Rekieta Law v. Rekieta Law - The Franks Motion​

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Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Up

Now that Nick stopped streaming, we can declare that KIWI FARMS HAS WON.

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Wow, it sure is nice to have epically owned Nick Rekieta once and for all.
It appears that us, Kiwi Farms users, sure are on top of our game.
We convinced everyone that we were right all along.
With nobody around to correct the record, we sure have won completely and totally over Nick Rekieta.
Joyous day, Kiwi Farms users.

I made a video compiling Melton's commentary about children. It's truly horrifying and perfect for the Halloween season. Very spooky.
Special thanks to users: @Balldo's Gate and @AltisticRight.

Patrick Melton: Revealing the True Monsters​

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Spoiler: YouTube Upload

Spoiler: Clips used

MELTON CLIP
• AltisticRight OP: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-melton-nobody-likes-onions-the-queen.20021
• Balldo's Gate posts: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-melton-nobody-likes-onions-the-queen.200215/post-19367519 | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-melton-nobody-likes-onions-the-queen.200215/post-195860
• Patrick Melton - A Message for Aaron Imholte about s*xual harassment of children allegations 10/18 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl2N6VOVfNQ ETHAN
RALPH CLIP
• @Shush post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-k...aceful-sunset-productions.81183/post-17561803

Nick Rekieta: Was it worth it?​