CruelGermanGirl
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god damn, essentially emulating Shit lips Greers track "She don't like nice guys"
I knew our boy had more lulz in the tank. Hoping for a beatdown or arrest caught on video.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I knew our boy had more lulz in the tank. Hoping for a beatdown or arrest caught on video.
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Oh, for sure. I bet Myrna has almost nothing saved. She is such a irresponsible boomer. As for his dad, if he kicks the bucket before his step mom does, she is likely to get everything and then she would be under no obligation to give the kids anything at all. And even then, he hates his cow son and probably has wrote him out of everything anyways.
I love it when he goes on the rich parents kick. We haven't seen this for a while.
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Lucas loves to brag about the wealth he will one day come into, and you can guarantee any ideas of socialism or redistribution would go out the window if he did inherit a substantial amount.
Lucas is allowed to use his "wealth" to flaunt and try and get bitches, but if anyone else uses their wealth in a similar way that's evil capitalism/fascism.
Lucas is allowed to use his "wealth" to flaunt and try and get bitches, but if anyone else uses their wealth in a similar way that's evil capitalism/fascism.
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All this indicates a proper manic or bipolar manic episode. Multiple posters in this thread have noted that he's up all night - lack of sleep is also a key signifier of mania, as are tremors and of course a total lack of self-awareness. A belief that you are, or are about to become, rich is also a very common manic delusion - a friend of mine emptied his bank account because he was convinced he was about to get a huge settlement from a non-existent court case and it totally ruined his life, another was delighted to be in the psych ward because that meant they could sue the police officers who put them there and the doctors who were treating her. He's in a proper state of near-psychosis and seems even more detached from reality than usual. Someone in a manic state is immune to logic. Of course that describes Lucas at the best of times, but what I mean is that he'll come here to read this thread, read someone say "he looks like a rapist", but take away "that guy on Kiwifarms admitted to being a rapist" and genuinely believe that those were the words he read. The delusion will always come first and short of a syringe full of Olanzapine nothing will penetrate them.
My experience with people in manic states is that they will go further and further off the rails until something snaps. If they're bipolar they'll have a suicidal crisis, otherwise they'll start to do dangerous manic shit like think they're invincible or that they can get away with crimes. Anyone who knows someone who is bipolar knows that they are far more of a danger to themselves and others when they're manic than when they are depressed. If you're depressed but not suicidal, you're just going to stay in bed. Only so much damage you can do in bed. But if you think you're an invincible millionaire who is immune to arrest, holy shit you can set fire to your life in ways the rest of us can't even imagine.
I was going to say "I hope Lucas ruins his life", but he's already a broke homeless bumcel who is dying of kidney failure - aside from ending up in prison (oh please, oh please) there's not really much further he can fall.
If Larry and Myrna were as loaded as the Creeper makes them out to be they would not be having to wait until their current condo sells to buy the other one. Let's see if he brings up he is decendant from royalty and his late grandfather at one time owning some cows in Texas.
He posted this over at Wernology's channel -- If women care about a dude's money, they are not quality women- yet he baits the hook with his parent's "wealth" and his coming "inheritance" thinking it'll catch him a Gen Z.
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This is definitely your best angle Luke keep filming like this
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I'm also crossing my fingers for another "Germanic Kings" story arc, but he goes even further with it this time.
Bringing this back up for those that may not be aware of this since the Creep is back to telomeres/telomerase and his super sperm. Here is a scientist Zane Barlett who i think the Creep used as backup at 1 pt. Lucas's telomerase is protecting his defective genetic package and will ensure to pass on his defective genes. Of course the Creeper didn't want the truth and blocked him.
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Today on “attraction signs and poses the Wern thinks are seductive”:
WonderWino
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At this rate with all the bizarre 'seductive' attraction sign videos I half expect him to steal king roys mojo and go full dr evil:
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You can make out a Santa-themed crossword puzzle on the other side of the sheet. Flip flopping from "I'm going to have a massive inheritance" to "I don't have a lot of money". While neither is remotely close to true, I'm sure indecisive, obvious lies get the Gen Z honeys wet.
Also, his phone falls down twice while Lucas attempts to strike a pose. Another sign from God himself that it's not in the cards. Now why he didn't redo the video is beyond me because it just adds an extra layer of pathetic to everything.
WonderWino
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Yesterday the Creeper said his parents retired with a $1.3 million nest-egg. In 1 day that nest-egg has managed to grow to $11 million. Sad day -- like he is fulling anyone. Thinking he is going to get money he is looking forward to them dropping dead.
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Yup, reading the comment provided by @WonderWino of Lucas talking about parents terrible health problems and their ages, the Creep can't wait for them to die.
He read the posts here about a trust fund.
The comment he made:
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Note to Lucas.
Your parents are not leaving you any money, no trust fund. Just like they left you to wander the streets homeless more than once, they are going to leave you to rot at the nursing home where you will die alone.
One more thing Creep-- with your stage 4 kidney failure and sprouting cellulitis - you and your parents are in a race to see who ends up in a hole 1st.
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Yup, reading the comment provided by @WonderWino of Lucas talking about parents terrible health problems and their ages, the Creep can't wait for them to die.
He read the posts here about a trust fund.
The comment he made:
ETA
Note to Lucas.
Your parents are not leaving you any money, no trust fund. Just like they left you to wander the streets homeless more than once, they are going to leave you to rot at the nursing home where you will die alone.
One more thing Creep-- with your stage 4 kidney failure and sprouting cellulitis - you and your parents are in a race to see who ends up in a hole 1st.
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WonderWino
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I think thats $1,000,000 with a badly written $
and the comment he made on that video is very interesting:
Aside from the barely concealed glee at the idea of getting money from his parents, note he is now claiming there is in fact a trust fund. Something that has only been brought up here. Its very obvious he's reading this thread and doing so within the last day or two as this was literally just brought up and lucas saw it and thought he could use it to try to make his bs claims sound more plausible. Shows how manipulative he is
Lucas, since you now made it very clear you are reading here, i'll just point out that you're not getting shit and people aren't as stupid as you think they are. Its very obvious you're lying and trying to manipulate little girls into fucking you for money, all while ranting like a loon about how people who do the very thing you are doing here are bad
Enjoy mallon place, the way you're going you won't be there much longer
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Let's pause for a moment and assume his parents disclosed their financial details to their deeply retarded son.
There is not going to be much left of $1.3 million, subsidized without any additional income streams, over 25 years ago, even with very modest living. It's also hard to ignore the fact that he's salivating at their demise at the prospect of a big inheritance, especially when there's nothing behind the promise outside of hopes and dreams for his big break. Can't forget Lucas is much closer to death's door than anyone else in his family, lol.
Edit: new tactics LOL. He saw the feedback
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You are right. I mistook the $ for a 1.
If they discuss their financial details it would be with Lucas's younger brother Seth. They would never tell the Creeper about their financial situation. He is pulling the millions out of his ass.
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He hasn't yet brought up King Roy's 12 acres and money he plans to inherit too.
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What a tard. Lucas, your parents left your bovine ass to be homeless and live off charity. They aren't leaving you shit. Your stir crazy mother has little to leave anyone. Your old man is gonna leave everything to your step mom and she isn't gonna leave your cattle ass anything. No one is impressed by your claims, you live in a public nursing home at age 45.
You survive off a tugboat that the tax payers fund. Maybe if your parents are so rich they should support their fat autistic son. That's you, Lucas!
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JenkinsJinkies
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God I loathe people who actively think about potential inheritance like this. Get and hold a job or appreciate the $13 a month in spending money plus room and board the taxpayers provide you fat faggot, nobody is leaving you shit.
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Has Lucas somehow become a PatPoster?
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There's a possibility that there might be a trust fund.
This is one of those things that people set up early. My wife and I discussed it on the way to have the down's syndrome test done when my wife was pregnant with our first born (which thankfully came back negative). You don't just have to plan financially for the rest of your days, but for the rest of theirs. When Lucas started acting the fool and showing signs of being a fucking retard as a child, they might have set one up (and while I'm not an expert on these things, I know some are irrevocable).
I don't follow Myrna either. I tend to have a great deal of sympathy for anyone caught in the fat bastards orbit and just don't find them that interesting. Maybe she was a shitty mother, maybe her son's just a tard, but either way fuck it (and for what it's worth, I can absolutely see how keeping this man, with all of his rage issues, away from the elderly is a wise decision).
If he's correct that they are living off of the pension and I'm assuming also living off the returns on annuities, there might be a good portion of that money left (if you're living on the returns from the annuities, you don't want to draw down the principal too much). From what I see posted here, I don't see any evidence that they're living beyond their means. They live in a Condo and I don't see any mention of high performance finely crafted Italian Sportscars.
There's a possibility he could be left a couple hundred grand.
That being said, remember when old boy got a grand from the stimulus? It was shitty Days Inn hotels, bottom of the barrel liquor and Clickendaggers for days. Then it was all gone (I think some of it got stolen by the homeless people who were pretending to be his friend). Say he gets $200,000; if left to his own devices, it would be like an autistic version of Brewster's Millions (which btw, is the outcome I'm hoping for here).
My wife and I have both inherited some money over time and in my case, I put it in a brokerage account. When my wife inherited hers, we put it towards the mortgage. There was a splurge here or there, but the vast majority (over 99%) went towards 'responsible investments'. Lucas can't be trusted to do that.
If (and this is a big if) they actually went through the process of planning to provide financially for their mentally ill son, his life isn't going to change that much. He might get a slightly larger allowance. What he won't get it is the ability to go offer Gen Alpha Babes (because it's my hope that Myrna and His Majesty Roy, Liege of the Elk Kingdom, have long lives) $1000 to go have dinner with him. If there is the portion of the estate or trust fund that's left to him, it's almost certain that he'll never be the executor.
The best he can hope for is a little more money in his pocket, that will be doled out to him at someone else's discretion, that he will spend on food to fill the gnawing gaping empty hole in his gut that comes from knowing that no woman will ever love him.
So Lucas, if you read this thread, know this: No matter what happens regarding your family's money, nothing changes. Especially the cards and Gen Z Pussy just ain't in those cards.
This is one of those things that people set up early. My wife and I discussed it on the way to have the down's syndrome test done when my wife was pregnant with our first born (which thankfully came back negative). You don't just have to plan financially for the rest of your days, but for the rest of theirs. When Lucas started acting the fool and showing signs of being a fucking retard as a child, they might have set one up (and while I'm not an expert on these things, I know some are irrevocable).
I don't follow Myrna either. I tend to have a great deal of sympathy for anyone caught in the fat bastards orbit and just don't find them that interesting. Maybe she was a shitty mother, maybe her son's just a tard, but either way fuck it (and for what it's worth, I can absolutely see how keeping this man, with all of his rage issues, away from the elderly is a wise decision).
If he's correct that they are living off of the pension and I'm assuming also living off the returns on annuities, there might be a good portion of that money left (if you're living on the returns from the annuities, you don't want to draw down the principal too much). From what I see posted here, I don't see any evidence that they're living beyond their means. They live in a Condo and I don't see any mention of high performance finely crafted Italian Sportscars.
There's a possibility he could be left a couple hundred grand.
That being said, remember when old boy got a grand from the stimulus? It was shitty Days Inn hotels, bottom of the barrel liquor and Clickendaggers for days. Then it was all gone (I think some of it got stolen by the homeless people who were pretending to be his friend). Say he gets $200,000; if left to his own devices, it would be like an autistic version of Brewster's Millions (which btw, is the outcome I'm hoping for here).
My wife and I have both inherited some money over time and in my case, I put it in a brokerage account. When my wife inherited hers, we put it towards the mortgage. There was a splurge here or there, but the vast majority (over 99%) went towards 'responsible investments'. Lucas can't be trusted to do that.
If (and this is a big if) they actually went through the process of planning to provide financially for their mentally ill son, his life isn't going to change that much. He might get a slightly larger allowance. What he won't get it is the ability to go offer Gen Alpha Babes (because it's my hope that Myrna and His Majesty Roy, Liege of the Elk Kingdom, have long lives) $1000 to go have dinner with him. If there is the portion of the estate or trust fund that's left to him, it's almost certain that he'll never be the executor.
The best he can hope for is a little more money in his pocket, that will be doled out to him at someone else's discretion, that he will spend on food to fill the gnawing gaping empty hole in his gut that comes from knowing that no woman will ever love him.
So Lucas, if you read this thread, know this: No matter what happens regarding your family's money, nothing changes. Especially the cards and Gen Z Pussy just ain't in those cards.
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