The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

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So who's going to hit the nail in the coffin and write a script that queries /posts/X/reactions. That'd probably push Nvll to shoah stickers entirely
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Finger Pistols said:
He doesn't give stickers anyways. On MATI he has said many times that he goes out of his way not to and only gives the trophies to posts he tends to feature on the front page anyways.
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its rare, but he DOES give out likes on SOME posts. I believe I have gotten 2 of them in the past, 1 of these being a randomtxt which was added IIRC.
 
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Anti Drug Cuban War Hero said:
If Null knew how removing sticker notifications negatively affected the quality of cheeses in Europe he would bring them back immediately.
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BREAKING NEWS:

Dairy Distress: The Great Cheese Crisis of 2025

In a shocking turn of events, the world has witnessed a substantial decrease in the quality of cheeses, leading to widespread concern and disappointment among cheese enthusiasts. Reports from France indicate that even the renowned Velveeta and Camembert have lost their signature aroma and rich flavor.

Across the Atlantic, American cheese has also taken a hit. Once a staple of comfort food, its quality has deteriorated, leaving many questioning what’s gone wrong in the dairy industry. In Italy, two cornerstones of Italian cuisine have seen a decline in their sharpness and complexity, much to the dismay of chefs and home cooks alike.

A recently published study by the Swiss University of Gruyère corrolates the removal of stickers on the neo-nazi, total tranny death affirming, lowercase i-internet hate site "kIWIfARMS" to a monumental decrease in the quality of cheese worldwide.

Expert Opinions: Dr. Brie Le Gruyère, a dairy scientist, expressed her concerns: "We've observed that recent changes in kiwifarming practices, sticker notification removal and the use of artificial sticker notifications in the form of low effort replies have significantly impacted the quality of cheeses worldwide."

Chef Stilton, a culinary expert, added, "It's disheartening to see the decline in the distinctive flavors of our beloved cheeses. The ooperator must prioritize quality over quantity, without foregoing sticker notifications all together."

Gorgonzola Roquefort, a leading food critic, noted, "Even the mighty blue cheeses have not been spared, causing an outcry in Null's venerated Peoples Republic of China. The tangy profiles are now bland and uninspiring."

Cheesemaker Cam Embert, known for his artisanal approach, stated, "Efforts to restore the glory of various cheeses are underway. We hope to bring back the quality that cheese and sticker lovers cherish."

Community Response: The global cheese and alleged tranny murdering communities are coming together to find solutions. Kiwifarmers and cheesemakers are joining forces to ensure that the buttery and mild characteristics of their cheeses are preserved and memorialized in the form of new cheese-based stickers. The world watches and waits, hoping for a renaissance in the art of cheesemaking and cheeseposting.

Until then, cheese and sticker lovers will have to endure the disappointing offerings and dream of the day when their favorite sticker notifications return to their former glory.
 
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Travis Touchdown (REAL) said:
After reading the absolute comedy of the last 6 pages, you sticker niggers are pretty funny and witty. Maybe we shouldn't lose site functionality for stupid reasons
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That's it. I am sick of you. You want to fight or something? What is your deal? Come to my house. Fuck around and find out. I am a professional bodybuilder/MMA fighter. Come at me bro.


My address: 25 SW 8th Cy, Delray Beach, FL USA. Let me know when you get close. I will go outside. Let's sort it out like men.

lol, it was fun posting here and reading everyones thoughts too. Glad you had fun.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
That's it. I am sick of you. You want to fight or something? What is your deal? Come to my house. Fuck around and find out. I am a professional bodybuilder/MMA fighter. Come at me bro.


My address: 25 SW 8th Cy, Delray Beach, FL USA. Let me know when you get close. I will go outside. Let's sort it out like men.

lol, it was fun posting here and reading everyones thoughts too. Glad you had fun.
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Fuck head you come find me, catch my goofy ass at No More Heroes Motel, Santa Destroy California

fun posting is fun and this community is fun :)
 
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stupid frog said:
Null's not going to read any of this shit.
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Who cares. He was going to do whatever he wanted regardless and nothing anyone said had even a chance to change his mind. I want to shit post and see people have fun, that's about it. I don't need to say nigger to express myself, I've only used the forum recently for posting and I got along just fine since now. Although it's fun to say nigger it's not a deal breaker, I don't know why he wants to make this issue such a hard line about stickers though, and I don't want to speculate and try to guess the man's mind. But it just would be nice if he took input on these things every so often. It would be nice. He's eaten a lot of shit for just running the site and I will always be thankful for it, this is just a silly annoyance. I can only say how I feel and it's not a big deal, but also it feel patronizing and I would rather not have had it happen.

End rant. Good night bros.

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This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
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I am so sorry. If it makes you feel better, here.

@else_letter I reacted with :feels:
 
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CallmeCicada said:
Who cares. He was going to do whatever he wanted regardless and nothing anyone said had even a chance to change his mind.
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That's why I don't really give half a shit about it. Null will sperg out and remove some part of the site on a whim because some random shitter made a post he didn't like and no amount of complaining will stop him from tardraging, so why get upset? It's pretty funny to watch both Null and the sticker lovers freak out.
 
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DickMain said:
That's why I don't really give half a shit about it. Null will sperg out and remove some part of the site on a whim because some random shitter made a post he didn't like and no amount of complaining will stop him from tardraging, so why get upset? It's pretty funny to watch both Null and the sticker lovers freak out.
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It is. But I wanted to say my peace since it was a genuinely useful feature to me. And it was a little annoying being called retarded because Null disapproves of how I choose to use a tool to navigate a website. It's his right to remove it, but it's mine to say I don't like it.
stupid frog said:
Well, it was actual feedback before it was shitposting. That's all.
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We stopped giving feedback? Fuck. lol
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
its rare, but he DOES give out likes on SOME posts. I believe I have gotten 2 of them in the past, 1 of these being a randomtxt which was added IIRC.
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I actually got a like from him earlier today before this shitstorm. You can see it in the OP post where i show off the script. Also when I wished him a happy new year.

Prior to that he's only given me trashcans
 
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