The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

[Diggus Bickus]

Funniest outcome:
-Stickers removed
-Quoting removed
-Reply button removed
-Notifications removed
-Private messaging removed
-Avatars and banners removed
-Attachments removed
-Doxxing banned
-Filter to change naughty words to Newspeak™
-Mod approval for new posts/threads
-Subscription fee to read
-Sold to The Onion or Reddit

You forgot the following before the mod approval clause:
- Jersh reserves the right to sperg about stuff he doesn't like and pin the threat on sub-forums (We saw a glimpse in PG)
- Slightly referencing what he sperged over = threadban from every subforum at minimum
- Mod approval for new posts/threads
- Permanent ban on references to aforementioned spergatory

 

[CallmeCicada]

You’re right! 37 pages proves that human psyche doesn’t exist. Communities shouldn’t exist either! I mean, communities are only founded on mutual outlooks and perspectives. Fuck that shit— that’s for retards. No one should agree with anyone, ever.

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[12345678901]

Laughing is the only reaction that makes sense since no explanation is needed. But for opinions on greatness or trash, you should be able to articulate them.

 

[Finger Pistols]

If you want to propose an alternative that is not contingent on desperately and continuously tracking your reddit karma, go for it.

How about not showing what stickers user gave you on the page? As in, you were able to randomize the numbers on the reaction received page. Why not just show "People reacted to your post" and not what sticker they gave you? Or if you want to keep doing the funny just display every single one of those stickers with a trash can, puzzle piece or top hat. It would return the function but remove the gay sticker numbers that you clearly hate so much.

 

[stupid frog]

-Quoting removed
-Reply button removed

This feature already exists.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

This is the gayest, most parasocial shit I've read this year. Losing access to that dopamine machine would do you good in the long run.

Maybe. But that is how I feel.

 

[Dededon't]

It's Null. He's always done shit like this. There's a reason he's given up his entire life to run this hellsite and it's not because he has a super agreeable personality lol. Of course he's getting into stupid slapfights with people about nothing. That's like his core personality trait.

None of this actually matters, the farms will keep on like it always has, and all of this melodrama about literally nothing will get increasingly funny with time.

You are correct that the site will keep existing, but if null keeps taking a crowbar to site features because someone draws his ire, the quality of the site is gonna diminish long-term. I still respect the dude for keeping the site up despite all of the obstacles that have existed and continue to exist to make that difficult for him, but I have seen (admittedly far more obscure) forums brought low by emotional moderators before, and I would prefer if Kiwifarms is not one of those forums.

 

[CallmeCicada]

How about not showing what stickers user gave you on the page? As in, you were able to randomize the numbers on the reaction received page. Why not just showing "People reacted to your post" and not show what sticker they gave you? Or if you want to keep doing the funny just display every single one of those stickers with a trash can, puzzle piece or top hat. It would return the function but remove the gay sticker numbers that you clearly hate so much.

I have proposed a couple of ideas to Null regarding this, but I don't know if any of them are good or not because he hasn't responded and I cant see if he reacted to my posts on a convenient page 2 clicks away from any page on the site.

 

[Nameless One]

I would prefer if Kiwifarms is not one of those forums.

Implying we aren't already there to an extent. Don't fret or lose sleep over this. It's not worth it. Jannies will do their thing, Nool will do his. We'll be what we are and maybe we'll all play Halo CE, Halo 2, Halo 3 (including odst) and reach properly again someday fuckin around in multiplayer with expanded player counts and expand forge to all games with improvements and additions, and more custom server compatibility so hundreds of us all can play and have fun forever, i.e. heaven. Goodnight guys.

 

[Lawltism2]

Thirty-eight fucking pages because one autist wanted to see some fancy numbers.

 

[CallmeCicada]

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This feature already exists.

Not for long. You see, sticker notifications are annoying. All annoyances must be removed from the site. Users replying to one another is the number one cause of annoyance on the site right now, even since the beginning that the forum was made. It's the only way.

 

[|o|]

Thirty-eight fucking pages because one autist wanted to disable the reactions received page

Fixed

 

[Farmer9876]

What the problem here? Just have every thread in which you posted be open in your mobile or computer secondary browser. I use this method and it works fine.

 

[Neodanthril]

This is the gayest, most parasocial shit I've read this year. Losing access to that dopamine machine would do you good in the long run.

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[Finger Pistols]

I have proposed a couple of ideas to Null regarding this, but I don't know if any of them are good or not because he hasn't responded and I cant see if he reacted to my posts on a convenient page 2 clicks away from any page on the site.

He doesn't give stickers anyways. On MATI he has said many times that he goes out of his way not to and only gives the trophies to posts he tends to feature on the front page anyways. The only way you'd know for sure is if he directly replies to you calling you a gay retard.

 

[CallmeCicada]

We'll be what we are and maybe we'll all play Halo CE, Halo 2 and Halo 3 properly again someday fuckin around in multiplayer with expanded player counts so hundreds of us all can play and have fun, i.e. heaven. Goodnight guys.

The dream. Good night bro.

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[Schpoots]

Trannies should stop with the lawsuits and deplatforming. They could get josh to dismantle the site with his own two hands if they @'d him with harmless nonsense every day.

 

[stupid frog]

Null's not going to read any of this shit.

 

[|o|]

Goodnight guys.

Goodnight, friend!

 

[Neodanthril]

He doesn't give stickers anyways. On MATI he has said many times that he goes out of his way not to and only gives the trophies to posts he tends to feature on the front page anyways. The only way you'd know for sure is if he directly replies to you calling you a gay retard.

I got a trophy sticker without getting a front page feature. I'll give you a hint how