The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

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Lidl Drip said:
I know all my posts are bangers without having to look at the updoots. I just assume they all get only winner stickers 😎 and if they don't... lol who cares?
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I care. There are some farmers whose opinion I care a lot more about than others (you are on top of that list), and getting a sticker from them made me happy, I admit it. Why is that wrong?

And that goes the other way too. I am not allowed to reply in your thread, where some of the best posters on the site congregate. So I like to to give some stickers there from time to time. That also makes me happy. Why is that lame and gay?

This change makes me really sad. It makes the site worse for me, and I don't see any benefit from it.
 
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The Crack Spiders Bitch said:
Hopefully DMs are banned next
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You joke, but considering just how many fucked up porn ones have been created just within past year, I'm honestly surprised they haven't been.

Anyway, this sticker thing is stupid, and the reaction page should be put back. Stop taking away features from the site just because some dipshit said something you didn't like.
 
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Oh no how will i get my microdopamine hits now if i cant see the reddit updoots?!
Solution?
Kill myself?
Maybe shid und cum?
Masturbate in public?
Tie a piano wire noose around my neck and attach the other end to a powerfull magnet and throw the magnet at a truck going 80 at an overpass?
 
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Bunny Tracks said:
You joke, but considering just how many fucked up porn ones have been created just within past year, I'm honestly surprised they haven't been.

Anyway, this sticker thing is stupid, and the reaction page should be put back. Stop taking away features from the site just because some dipshit said something you didn't like.
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They haven't been banned because certain people are in them. I thought that was obvious.
 
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Adolf Hulkler said:
Oh no how will i get my microdopamine hits now if i cant see the reddit updoots?!
Solution?
Kill myself?
Maybe shid und cum?
Masturbate in public?
Tie a piano wire noose around my neck and attach the other end to a powerfull magnet and throw the magnet at a truck going 80 at an overpass?
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Trying too hard.
 
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Adolf Hulkler said:
Oh no how will i get my microdopamine hits now if i cant see the reddit updoots?!
Solution?
Kill myself?
Maybe shid und cum?
Masturbate in public?
Tie a piano wire noose around my neck and attach the other end to a powerfull magnet and throw the magnet at a truck going 80 at an overpass?
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Diggus Bickus said:
I'm still waiting for the "u retards" thread locked post ngl.
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Null probably passed out from exhaustion caused by excessive sighing and compulsive nose bridge rubbing at all the math nerds having fun with online stickers. Once he has his coffee flavored milk in a couple hours this thread will get locked like an Egyptian tomb and all posters cursed to eternal pillstreams.
 
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Smug Cat said:
>people are actually mad about this
Oh my god who the hell cares? Y'all niggas need hobbies or something.
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Even if you don't care about the feature, you have to admit that a site owner randomly crippling site functionality out of spite doesn't inspire much confidence in future developments. The slippery slope has proven real enough times for me to be a bit concerned, is all I'm saying.
 
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Smug Cat said:
>people are actually mad about this
Oh my god who the hell cares? Y'all niggas need hobbies or something.
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Adolf Hulkler said:
Oh no how will i get my microdopamine hits now if i cant see the reddit updoots?!
Solution?
Kill myself?
Maybe shid und cum?
Masturbate in public?
Tie a piano wire noose around my neck and attach the other end to a powerfull magnet and throw the magnet at a truck going 80 at an overpass?
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>2024 babby

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Adolf Hulkler said:
Oh no how will i get my microdopamine hits now if i cant see the reddit updoots?!
Solution?
Kill myself?
Maybe shid und cum?
Masturbate in public?
Tie a piano wire noose around my neck and attach the other end to a powerfull magnet and throw the magnet at a truck going 80 at an overpass?
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I reacted with :nitenite:
 
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