Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If we get Donald Trump just to tweet out something that mentions the phrase

The blue checkmarks are going to shit their fucking pants.

Ferb, fire up the secret Kiwi Farms satellite. I know what we're going to do today!

 

[Maude Snew]

If we get Donald Trump just to tweet out something that mentions the phrase

The blue checkmarks are going to shit their fucking pants.

There is a non zero chance he'll eventually get into it with orange man bad himself, looking at his activity he has been escalating that shit, he used to get into fights with random people mostly and is now up to regularly fighting with authors and publishers people actually know and might have heard of, but word's getting out as he's childing bigger and bigger people, I'm telling you he's going places. Not literally, as he is very fat and can barely move but in the notoriety way. Sky's the limit.

Failing that I'd like him to get into a spat with George Takei or Mark Hammill, I'd die from laughter.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Did you guys ever read Watchmen?

 

[femoralcanal]

i could share this beautiful normie encounter:

That must be one of the top 5 drivebys he's ever gotten. My poor ribs...

uninitiated normies encountering a lolcow in the wild is my favorite genre of enentertainment.

This post is for the more casual lurkers, who don't have the time to follow all the weird interactions Patrick creates, but still love to see him getting humiliated by civilians. Seasoned veterans should move on.

I don't think we'll ever get another epic Civilian-on-Pig mass extinction event like the 3 days (half)marathon shitfest that was Queen Leslie's introduction to the Patverse. But it is often brought up here, so everyone has already enjoyed prisonthat particular moment.

But if you still crave for more, a much lesser known civilian encounter that I personally consider the runner-up on the list is his virtual sodomization by the Kiddo Democrat cordially archived by @Plantiff is fat (part 1) and @Mr Moonface (part 2) and part 3

What a beating that was!! I am 90% sure he cried himself to sleep that night.

Spoiler: Fuck you, Kiddo

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Edit: what the hell, I might as well link my 3rd place here as well. There, every spot on my podium is taken!

What about you guys? If anyone can remember other great but lesser known civilian moments I forgot to include, be my guest. After almost 5000 pages, there must be many gems hidden in the thread.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

The onion used to have actually great satirists I don’t know who they replaced them with I’m talking like at least a decade ago.

Same with the Babylon Bee. They used to be a site dedicated to mocking the foibles and idiosyncracies of modern Protestantism with love, and they were great at it, but they discovered there was more money in being The Onion But For Your Conservative Grandma Who Exclusively Uses Facebook.

 

[Judge Holden]

So I saw sparkletits rexeet this...


On a hunch I clicked to see what the context was and we might be seeing a very funny new fatrick conspiracy theory drop assuming pigman catches wind of this



Remember, an accusation just needs to reach a media outlet or a high profile enough #resist account and it becomes an incontrovertible factchild in pig canon, so if all goes well he should be oinking about drumpf kidnapping craigslist skanks and grinding them up into kielbasa in the trump tower basement within a few weeks

 

[W@rui]

That chick who mocked Patrick earlier is now calling him out for reporting her tweets calling him a retard. The big baby ran to Elon cause his feelings were hurt. He responds with a real zinger!
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I'm convinced that patrick is in too deep and can't walk away from the trolls. He's riding until the wheels fall off.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Trump is a serial killer and they’ll get him from his DNA has got to be a new cope record even for Rick.

Certainly wasn’t on MY bingo card.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

What a beating that was!! I am 90% sure he cried himself to sleep that night.

This is my favorite civilian encounter because this guy presents himself the same way as Patrick, tough guy kiddo talk but with a soft spot for the womens instead of thinly veiled contempt. Watching Pat worm and squirm and desperately try to draw that guy in makes me physically cringe a little bit every time I read it. “No, you’ll bear with me a second. And then I’ll tell you the rest of the story. Start here, watch this.” lol who talks like that?

 

[Maude Snew]

Trump is a serial killer and they’ll get him from his DNA has got to be a new cope record even for Rick.

Certainly wasn’t on MY bingo card.

I feel like Rick loudly demanding another man's seed is on brand for him, even if this specific case is unexpected.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I'm not sure why you're harping on 'warrant' so much given that you can be detained without need of a warrant by law enforcement.

Exigency can apply for the first one or two times a fake call can be applied. But after dozens one has to question just how far the police can push it. Exigent circumstances are a defense to accusations of civil rights violations. They are not a universal panacea for all actions by the police. If they were then the police can't be held to account for anything.

 

[Bagger 293]

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That's actually a pretty good edit but it's a little anatomically incorrect. I spoke to the boys in the lab and based on what we know about Patrick's body this is science's best guess at making the image more realistic:


Unfortunately, we lost some of the image causing the cropping effect. This is because during calculation the computer determined that accurately rendering Patrick would create an image that was "too fat" to process.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Patrick would create an image that was "too fat" to process.

File size would be too large for FAT32 - switch to ExFAT.

Oh wait, Rick will never be Ex-FAT.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Exigency can apply for the first one or two times a fake call can be applied. But after dozens one has to question just how far the police can push it. Exigent circumstances are a defense to accusations of civil rights violations. They are not a universal panacea for all actions by the police. If they were then the police can't be held to account for anything.

I didn't say that they were a panacea. Again, you have to look at the entire picture instead of disparate parts.

- Patty has a criminal history of being violent towards loved ones
- It has been demonstrated, with video evidence, that Patty has been combative to responding law enforcement
- There have been multiple instances where LE attended the Quarter Hovel with zero issue or potential civil rights violations

This is without accounting for specific LEOs being dicks (and potentially running afoul of a civil rights violation) or the fact that Patty might've self-swatted his porcine ass. Lots of variables to consider and probably why a judge (who isn't as intimately familiar with Patty's circumstances as we are) is letting this case proceed.

Like it or not, police are obligated to clear a call and determine that it is false. Just assuming everything is hunky dory opens them up to massive liability in the 1% chance Sir Oinksalot decided he was actually going to kill Niki and any unborn children she has.

How they respond to such a call, even if there have been false alarms before is probably entirely dependent on how much squealing there is from Patty.

Do you think that police would be inclined to brush off an indignant Patty, storming out in his bathrobe in full-on tantrum mode? Or would they be more likely to believe a domestic quarrel was happening?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Exigency can apply for the first one or two times a fake call can be applied. But after dozens one has to question just how far the police can push it. Exigent circumstances are a defense to accusations of civil rights violations. They are not a universal panacea for all actions by the police. If they were then the police can't be held to account for anything.

Wouldn’t his history of threatening family annihilation and his combative nature every police visit force them to treat his case differently? I’d bet there’s so much juicy, aggressive, belligerent drunk body cam footage out there of Pat. He’s the furthest thing from an even keel and it actively hurts his case. He’s offended by any authority being exercised over him, I feel like DOYOUHAVEANYIDEEEYAH is just the tip of the fatburg.

 

[AnOminous]

Wouldn’t his history of threatening family annihilation and his combative nature every police visit force them to treat his case differently? I’d bet there’s so much juicy, aggressive, belligerent drunk body cam footage out there of Pat. He’s the furthest thing from an even keel and it actively hurts his case. He’s offended by any authority being exercised over him, I feel like DOYOUHAVEANYIDEEEYAH is just the tip of the fatburg.

Even without his criminal history, he constantly boasts publicly about how he's a violent drunk with "anger management issues," his own words. And when police have shown up, he has indeed been violent, drunk and naked with his micropenis hanging out.

It doesn't seem at all unreasonable that police would respond to calls about this pig expecting that they'd be dealing with the very same angry, naked, screaming drunk pig they've encountered previously.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Pat has no inner turmoil. With thousands of hand typed “this is why” “enjoy prison”, numerous butthurt lawsuits, no relationship with his child, no publisher, no relevance to anyone who matters, and still crying about his ex wife while married to the nikster, lol.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He misspelled “inner monologue”

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick is the kind of guy who wore anti-christian buttons on his bag in middle school to feel smug and superior to christians and never grew out of it.

Rick is the kind of guy who sucks dick for bus fare and then walks home and gets mugged at Chubby's Cheesesteak.

 

[Judge Holden]

Pat has no inner turmoil. With thousands of hand typed “this is why” “enjoy prison”, numerous butthurt lawsuits, no relationship with his child, no publisher, no relevance to anyone who matters, and still crying about his ex wife while married to the nikster, lol.
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