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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Ralph briefly woke up from his pill stupor to holler about his "sobriety"
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Corn Syrup Connoisseur said:
Ralph briefly woke up from his pill stupor to holler about his "sobriety"
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"I managed to turn my camera on without passing out for over a month!" Ralph only even started the sober larp because he blacked out on stream and everyone (including Ralph) thought he was at risk of death.

The "44 days" admission confirms he spent his "chill" and "low-key" Christmas "high" and "drunk". But that's hardly news.
 
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LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
I actually feel that while maybe not so much anymore, Dax actually did treat Ralph like he was a friend. At least the way he treats his other associates. Things have changed though because he doesn't like how much drama Ralph has brought into his life because of his actions over the years. The drama with PPP, the fistfight with Riley to name a few.

I've long said that I fully believe Dick would not have had a thread here if it wasn't for his association with Ralph. I believe deep down Dick feels the same way and is resentful towards Ralph for everything he has had to experience over the last five years drama wise.
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Daxipad is an opportunistic failed "entertainer," his behaviour is totally typical of every backstabbing disingenuous LA dwelling attention whore.

Daxipad was nice to Ralph because he saw him as a peer when they both were at their peak. He glommed onto the Killstream rIght after the lolsuit, when Ralph was pulling 5k+ concurrent viewers every night. It was an opportunistic maneuver and he spent a lot of time fellating Ralph for the express purpose of leeching off his audience. Dax doesn't have fwends within the sektur, it's all to further his own profile and career. Ralph is a dopey, drug addicted wreck, but even two or three years ago he was at least entertaining with his hollering and outrageous behaviour. The bowling event, the wrestling event, that all generated content. Dax has no reason to try to pretend to like Ralph now, he has no clout and he has no audience, the guy is a deadbeat loser incapable of building or maintaining an audience.

Truly Rural said:
Forgive me for asking stupid questions but what exactly did Vito do to Ralph. Milo called him piggertits, and showed real time clip of Sandra burning in hell proving that Sandra would rather take calls from flaming homo than her own son.

Dax said Ralph is a shitshow about to die, that he is not worth even thinking about. Vito tmk just agreed to meet him for a meal and on the podcast didn't say nothing really insulting or offensive toward Ralph.
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Ralph's a bully and a coward, Vito is just a scapegoat for his anger at Dax. It's like how he always attacks the wives, children, and girlfriends of people he's mad at. He always goes after the weaker target. Vito is easy to despise and to attack because, duh, he's a fat gay pedophile.

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It's funny how he can't privately enjoy these visits, he has to broadcast them out and proclaim how he's the Greatest Deadbeat Father with the Greatest Failed Relationship with the Greatest BPD Babymama Ever. These bullshit saccharine screeds are transparent lovebombing, he's rubbish at it. I especially like the admittance of revenge pornography and how he casually glosses over that fact.

What a creep.
 
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Corn Syrup Connoisseur said:
Aand he had to edit a typo out right away
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Lots more typoes:
"she was a young girl and being taken advantage by a creep who had groomed her from a very young age"
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"she was a young girl and being taken advantage of by me, a creep, when I groomed her from a very young age"
I assume this will all be in the autobiography he's totally writing.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Yuge if true, would explain Piggertits not bragging about his son crying tears of joy and shouting Piggerdaddy as soon as he showed up at the visitation center.
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I decided to follow up on this, and I went through Cog's chat. Vickers was only present at the start, he only posted about 4 times in total, and all he said relevant to the current situation was the below.
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He didn't say Ralph failed to show, just that if he didn't it would be at Ralphs expense.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Reminder that Ralph could have had a happy family with Faith Vickers and see his son every day instead of him being raised by the Disneyland Fingerbanger.

But he chose to instead post revenge porn of Faith and to propose to the anime pedophile who wears children's underwear on her head.

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LMAO, no, Faith would have just ended up having to have sex with hookers while pregnant and then dragged down to Mexico to babysit a angry, BPD, alcoholic and a toddler before escaping. Instead May won the prize of pregnancy and caring for an infant with a rage pig.

Now that May has finally iced out Gunt for good I’m sure he’s trying his damndest to woo Faith. He thinks moving into Faith’s grandma’s place in San Diego looks pretty damn sweet now vs dirty cinderblock hovel alone in Mexico. He can’t kiss Faith’s ass and praise her enough now. He’s so sorry, he’s a different man now, lessons learned!!’

Ralph desperately needs a woman to pay the bills and buy the food, so he can spend his money on important stuff like drugs, booze and hats. Ralph isn’t going to make it much longer if he doesn’t find a Sandra replacement.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph calling himself a groomer and a creep surely isn't going to bite him in the ass the next time he gets into an internet slap fight.
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my thoughts exactly. i don't think he caught what he just admitted to because he was trying to prove an adjacent point (surprisingly a point about himself and his grand maturity and awakening he's undergoing)

ya know, if he would have just kept that private and apologized to her directly instead of some staged performance to try to save face, selfishly acting in every way and at every step...then he would have never just PUBLICLY ADMITTED TO BEING A GROOMER,
 
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