Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Axiom.]

She cheated because Cobra thought it was gay to have anal sex with his girlfriend.

I love Cobra's logic that anal with a woman is gay but tasting your own jizz while saying it wasn't terrible isn't.

didn't he cheat first.

He cheated first, but revealed it after she cheated on him.

 

[chimpSculpture]

If Cobes was a real goth who really cared about the California fires he would go live and do a Prayers For Rain vocal cover but he's not a real goth and he doesn't really care so he won't

He claims to specialize in storm magic as well lol.
https://youtu.be/IDU0I8fhI1Y?feature=shared&t=403

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

didn't he cheat first.

Supposedly, although I do not believe it considering his extreme homophobia at the time. I have a very hard time believing he had sex with a pregnant woman with couch chris in the van for a cigarette. He also only revealed it after she admitted to cheating, because Cobra refused to experiment with her, so she fucked around with the man who was showing her attention.

>I have to tell you something, I cheated, I'm sorry
>well oh yea I cheated too!
>with who....?
>with a pregnant woman at the gas station!
>whaa??
>yea she let me and Chris spit roast her for a cigarette.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

He claims to specialize in storm magic as well lol.

This make his short video talking about the california fires even more sad to me, he says he will "pray to satan for there to be rain in cali". He does not even entertain the idea that he is a rele wizard anymore and it kinda breaks my heart

 

[GameratePTSD]

All this mention of Loops and all the Loops we go through is just proof that Cobes was right to believe in the magic of circles or whatever. They rule his and our (sad) lives.

Josh's Double Down video was actually a commentary on Nietzsche's eternal recurrence but it went over his troles heads.

 

[PetiteFeet]

tasting your own jizz while saying it wasn't terrible isn't.

It's called recycling, trole! Buhlocked.

 

[Negev]

This make his short video talking about the california fires even more sad to me, he says he will "pray to satan for there to be rain in cali". He does not even entertain the idea that he is a rele wizard anymore and it kinda breaks my heart

Yeah its sad that he completely stopped all the magic stuff he used to do, It really feels like he lost all the charm he had before. Wet brain destroys magic apparently

 

[Tetragrammaton]

With Clint spanking the cheese as Tanis yelled for him to turn off his phone.

ETA: for people who have no clue wtf that sentence means

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=bNYiN04M6-0

what a time this was. he even ate a pizza without letting it sit out for days. its crazy comparing this to the cobes we have today.

 

[Devious Dave]

Who kicks first. Ethan Ralph or King cobra

 

[anliteralidiot]

Who kicks first. Ethan Ralph or King cobra

I hope Ralph goes first so we can see a Cobra tribute video.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes going to outlast us all

He will slowly complete his transformation into a bald, fat, drunk Asian man

 

[somevan712]

Who kicks first. Ethan Ralph or King cobra

I hope Ralph goes first so we can see a Cobra tribute video.

All I know is DSP outlives both.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I hope Ralph goes first so we can see a Cobra tribute video.

PLEASE let Ralph die first.

“Apparently Maker’s Mark was his favorite alcohol, so I’ve got some in his honor. Cheers, YouToob.”

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I hope Ralph goes first so we can see a Cobra tribute video.

I can see the video already: "Rip Ethin Ralf" and it's Cobes holding a Maker's mark drink combo while looking extra haggard in the thumbnail.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

and all he had to do was fuck her in the ass to keep her. She cheated because Cobra thought it was gay to have anal sex with his girlfriend.

That was Stephanie, not Summer.
There was a Snake Bones episode where Seizure showed photos of a couple of his one night stands and they weren't that bad. Like Casper 8s, I gotta hand it to the boy. Tammy looked alright.

 

['Ole Dente]

I love Cobra's logic that anal with a woman is gay but tasting your own jizz while saying it wasn't terrible isn't.

It makes perfect sense homie check it out

Gay men fuck exclusively in the ass, you have a perfectly good woman with TWO holes and you’re gunna pick the fuckin’ exclusively gay hole? There’s a lot of unappetizing things about a woman’s asshole, that’s where the “I had cheese today and I’m lactose intolerant” ungodly spray of death came from, you don’t know. Pretty gay and also unsanitary dude.

Secondarily, Cobra’s just enjoying the fruits of his labor. Is it fucking gay to make a sandwich and eat it? To play catch with your boy in the yard? To sit on a deck you just made and ponder the questions life leaves unanswered? It is NOT gay to eat your own cum. It is, however, highly gay to eat another man’s cum.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

Secondarily, Cobra’s just enjoying the fruits of his labor.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That was Stephanie, not Summer.

I know

Yeah its sad that he completely stopped all the magic stuff he used to do, It really feels like he lost all the charm he had before.

It really is. It does not help that he no longer leaves the house. We do not get any funny hallucination/fantasy stories, police encounters, but we also no longer get any videos of stoplights and ice machines. The poorly photoshopped pictures of him casting chi balls and lightning bolts also stopped.

 

['Ole Dente]

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I will make an exception in this case that Tom Brennan is a fat gay retard for wanting to slurp and drench himself in cum.

 

[Negev]

what a time this was. he even ate a pizza without letting it sit out for days. its crazy comparing this to the cobes we have today.

I remember him eating that pop tart and very clearly being in heavy pain and thinking that it was the end of his teeth, since then he has eaten less and less hot food. Even when he ate that cheeto in the pizza video it seemed really hard for him and it sounded like something exploded in his mouth. His teeth are only still in his head by pure luck.