Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

i have a bot sweeping through the EU servers' player searches now to fill out cockwatch, wondering how long it'll take to pick up the retard that was feeling c00t
Ever since the TRAU-RA incident happened, I've been referring to ingame retardation as "being c00t". So far been flying under the radar whenever I throw this jab in chat whenever someone fucks up. Kinda funny, actually.
 
"doesn't have any instant heals at level 47."
Lustrate is level 45, Druochole (SGE) is level 45, Essential Dignity (AST) is level 15.
This retard really be wasting all of his Aetherflow on Energy Drain.

Edit: What the fuck is going on in this image?
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Cue 5 minutes of standing in Gridania arguing through tells about how he's totally an experienced healer, has levelled other healers before, I have no idea what I'm talking about, we were just griefing him, etc.
Didn't you know? Offering legitimate criticism and advice is just harassment because you're not enabling them. It's common sense.
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What is the TRAU incident?
Some dumb british broad outted herself for being a mara using faggot mod beast and griefer when she went onto the OF to complain about "toxicity" on the PF because people wouldn't carry her grey parsing ass through high end content. Someone sunshined her because she got mad that another person told her to just use mods to play the game for her since she clearly doesn't know how to play anyway. Pretends to be a TOS abiding player and claims to not use any mods and goes as far as posting badly edited screenshots to "prove" it. Queue the people who out her for not only being a modbeast, but also purposefully griefing PF parties so that she can post screenshots on twitter in some attempt to make them look bad.
She also has the sin of looking like your typical british git complete with fucked up teeth. She posted a screenshot on a discord she was a part of full of other modbeasts with her ugly tranny male au ra with the caption "feelin c00t"
 
What is the TRAU incident?
Some dumb british broad outted herself for being a mara using faggot mod beast and griefer when she went onto the OF to complain about "toxicity" on the PF because people wouldn't carry her grey parsing ass through high end content. Someone sunshined her because she got mad that another person told her to just use mods to play the game for her since she clearly doesn't know how to play anyway. Pretends to be a TOS abiding player and claims to not use any mods. Queue the people who out her for not only being a modbeast, but also purposefully griefing PF parties so that she can post screenshots on twitter in some attempt to make them look bad.
She also has the sin of looking like you're typical british git complete with fucked up teeth.
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TLDR modbeast gets MATI after being called out for being a modbeast that looks like a tranny on the OF and only digs herself even deeper into the hole
 
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BRO WTF HOW CAN HE DO THAT!?
A lot of people do that IME. At least, I've gotten someone doing it more than once a year.

I feel like they're griefing a lot of the time because the only way they can fully retard proof Job stones at this point is permanently attaching it to you whenever you change weapons instead of making it an equippable slot.
 
Lustrate is level 45, Druochole (SGE) is level 45, Essential Dignity (AST) is level 15.
This retard really be wasting all of his Aetherflow on Energy Drain.

Edit: What the fuck is going on in this image?
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So, this happened to me recently, funny this was brought up, but here's my rundown.

>initally start with 1 PC and eventually had to start with another
>had to setup keybinds again because I do not use WASD for movement
>lvl up SMN because
once again going through DPS queue hell compared to the almost instant Healing/Tank queues
>without really checking simply Auto-equip BiS
>go into instance without my tism pieces
>where red,yellow&green dps buttons go?
>unable to equip jobstone once in instance due to "being locked into job you queue'd in"
>thank god it was only an alliance raid and went unnoticed
 
only an alliance raid
did you see glasya's mechanics?
yes: no you didn't you fucking liar
no: then it didn't matter

I feel like they're griefing a lot of the time because the only way they can fully retard proof Job stones at this point is permanently attaching it to you whenever you change weapons instead of making it an equippable slot.
"B-BUUUT MUH UNICORN"
yeah literally just make that quest possible as white mage too
"BUT MUH SCHOLAR"
Allow players to do the unlock quests as either of the 2 jobs, make Scholars completely unable to hold Grimoires regardless of level, and give you a level 30 Codex from the quest when you unlock the job.
"BUT MUH CHALLENGE"
Go fuck yourself. Play hardcore WOW.
 
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Every time I play SCH, I get specifically paired with a SGE 99% of the time and I die a little inside.
I just end up letting them shield with their weak fucking shields because the faggots like to overwrite mine 9 times out of fucking 10 anyway.

Also lol:
Xeems throws in his 2 cents about Playerscope.
 
Every time I play SCH, I get specifically paired with a SGE 99% of the time and I die a little inside.
Every time I play Sage, I get specifically paired with a Scholar or another Sage 99% of the time.

Or I get an Astro that doesn't actually know how to heal on Astro. I also love not getting commended even though the Astro (or White Mage) kept near 100% MP the whole run and rarely ever casted anything.
 
A lot of people do that IME. At least, I've gotten someone doing it more than once a year.

I feel like they're griefing a lot of the time because the only way they can fully retard proof Job stones at this point is permanently attaching it to you whenever you change weapons instead of making it an equippable slot.
To remove this retardness, you have to integrate the MSQ with the Class quests.

Have a pop-up flashbang every sprout with "HEY IDIOT YOU'RE LVL 15, GO DO YOUR FUCKING CLASS QUEST" and so on up until they reach level 70. And like you said, force equip the job crystal on them. But since FF14 has spaghetti code, they won't be able to integrate a drastic measure like this one without making a mess.
 
Xeems throws in his 2 cents about Playerscope.
>PLUGIN BAD BECAUSE YOU NEED TO OPT OUT THROUGH THIS LINK AND PUT THIS THING IN YOUR LODESTONE BIO
>Doesn't mention that FFLOGs has the same opt-out instead of opt-in system and enables rampant elitism in the high-end raiding scene
(Even though if FFLOGs was opt-in instead of opt-out it'd fulfill literally the same purpose - as a dick measuring contest for high-end raiders, so logs doesn't even need to be opt-out for its intended purpose)
Xeems is a fucking retard.

the cockwatching repo got taken down because of the nigger spam, i apologize for not archiving it
 
Every time I play Sage, I get specifically paired with a Scholar or another Sage 99% of the time.

Or I get an Astro that doesn't actually know how to heal on Astro. I also love not getting commended even though the Astro (or White Mage) kept near 100% MP the whole run and rarely ever casted anything.
AST here. I dont know why people would be unable to heal on AST since we have the tools and it doesnt take away from playing cards. Although ive encounter AST that only play cards and dont heal which is the pinnacle of retardation for the class.
 
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