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Ralph gets a W humiliating Vickers on twitter and then loses his last friend. R

Ralph humiliated himself on Twitter, raging at a fake Vickers account. Then the real Vickers clued him in via DM. Not a Ralph W, in fact yet another L to add to the pile he’s amassed on this current bender.

 

[Pale Empress]

I'm of the mind that this is some fake and gay attention whoring nonsense. It'a worth noting that Ralph and Daxipad have tons of dirt on each other. If their falling out was legit, I'd expect it to either be a colossal spectacle or to barely register a blip. I don't buy it. Also, he refers to Marie as "80's girl" this entire time, with a single exception that happened only after somebody brought it up itt.

Strange timing, though. Daxipad is due to upload a new episode of his show today, so it's too late for him to capitalize on the drama in a meaningful way.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph, you may have won the battle against Vickers but at what cost? Also poor Xander
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Lucky Xander growing up without hammers in the walls

 

[Telemeter]

I'm of the mind that this is some fake and gay attention whoring nonsense. It'a worth noting that Ralph and Daxipad have tons of dirt on each other. If their falling out was legit, I'd expect it to either be a colossal spectacle or to barely register a blip. I don't buy it. Also, he refers to Marie as "80's girl" this entire time, with a single exception that happened only after somebody brought it up itt.

Strange timing, though. Daxipad is due to upload a new episode of his show today, so it's too late for him to capitalize on the drama in a meaningful way.

Ralph would drop any dirt he has on Juju the moment he decided to burn that bridge, and he would be attacking any women and children with zero regards of any retaliation Juju would have.

Also, Juju has nothing that would make Ralph's life any worse or more embarrassing than it already is.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Also, Juju has nothing that would make Ralph's life any worse or more embarrassing than it already is.

Oh, I dunno. I have a suspicion that Dick keeps many of his allies by way of "being there" at really low parts of their lives. One shudders to think what secrets are kept hidden behind those udders.

 

[Vibralldo]

Ralph gets a W humiliating Vickers on twitter and then loses his last friend. Rip. I wonder what pushed Dick over the edge, Dick was still speaking fondly of Ralph on his last podcast.

A lot of people say that this is kayfabe, and it might be, but I don't see the point. If this is a fake feud what would be the point? Dick was saying on his podcast that he's busy 24/7 because of this fire bullshit trying to keep track of people he knows and that they're safe. He'd look like a moron if he wasted time setting up a "gotcha" just to make people laughing at Ralph look bad.

My guess is that 80's girl did the typical female thing of treating Ralph like a good close friend but in private told Dick that she doesn't want him around as the pregnancy and fire stressed her out.

It's probably as simple as that

It's funny and weird for Juju and co to talk about kids being harmed, chastising anyone who has a problem with them doing it because "it's not your kid!", but as soon as Juju accidentally impregnates his forever girlfriend he needs to make sure that the fetus is as safe as possible.

I say Ralph should show up anyways. Marie's fetus isn't his kid, so he shouldn't care about its well-being. Right, Dax?

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggertits is going to Rehab.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

He doesn't seem to understand that you can't really just pop off on people in a hospital and expect them to be okay with it. Watch him get thrown out in 3 days and claim it as a victory "I was so clean they said I didn't need the whole 30 days"

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Piggertits is going to Rehab.

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[BlueArmedDevil]

So how does one calculate the volume of a 30+ day food mountain for two cats that live in separate rooms?

 

[Vibralldo]

Piggertits is going to Rehab.
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The Ralph turning on Dax saga is the best in a while

 

[Truly Rural]

Dax did him a huge favor by blocking him. The silent seethe, the helplessness, the restraint Ralph would have kept going for who knows how long would have caused a fantastic meltdown. With Dax blocking him (also knows as a "let's see what Ralph really thinks" move) Dax liberated Ralph to speak his heart out freely and to blow off some of the steam potentially lessening the imminent implosion.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Drama between sociopaths is aways popcorn worthy.

 

[Null]

he'll go to rehab, come out, do a clean party stream, relapse by 3 months absolute tops.

ralph's biggest problem is he has zero healthy ways to handle stress. the moment he's stressed out he becomes a violent binge monster.

 

[Rage Pig]

So how does one calculate the volume of a 30+ day food mountain for two cats that live in separate rooms?

How does one calculate that a rehab only costs $900 when you also have $0 income for 30 days?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

he'll go to rehab, come out, do a clean party stream, relapse by 3 months absolute tops.

ralph's biggest problem is he has zero healthy ways to handle stress. the moment he's stressed out he becomes a violent binge monster.

There's no way he'll finish. Those kinds of places have rules, structure, order. First time he gets told "no" or a nurse/therapist tries to introduce him to the concept of personal responsibility for one's own actions he'll start hollerin'. This is an exercise in futility and he's going to take up bed space from someone who actually might benefit from it.

And within an hour of walking out the door he'll get hammered just to spite the poor medical people who tried to help him with the thoughts of "can't tell me what to do bitch".

 

[Necrosan]

"I'm not saying I blame Juju but I do blame Juju."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

he'll go to rehab, come out, do a clean party stream, relapse by 3 months absolute tops.

ralph's biggest problem is he has zero healthy ways to handle stress. the moment he's stressed out he becomes a violent binge monster.

I don’t think he’s going to go to rehab. He’s just posturing on Twitter so his daddy Dick lets him crash at his place. He’s a BPD woman.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

That's right! I have been saying that this is his year! The year of the pig! Mexican rehab? Dios mio! This doesn't end here!

I believe in you my hellacious hog hermano!

 

[Muppetstudios]

He couldn't complete 100 days 100 meetings with AA which is free

Ralph has no reason to get sober in fact the exact opposite, he has an incentive to get fucked up as he only makes money when he's drunk and benzo'd up on stream.