Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

If there is a God he owes the Creep a big fucking apology for the 14 motherfuck years the Creep has been single and God owes the Palestines a much bigger apology because the Jews came in 1942 and gang raped them out of the place.

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I think the 1st half says "If classism separate us girl. The Occupy Movement didn't speak loudly enough to Gen Z"
"The Time Is Now"
Oh boy. He's getting more fearless by doing it in the dayroom while people are walking by. Obv, he's a fucking retard and doesn't understand (hopefully???) that Gen Z would be around 7 during Occupy Wall Street.

I'm getting the sense something is about to happen soon though. Whether it be a trip to the puzzle farm, an extended hospital issue, or him finally finding his fistable zoomer bae, he's been accumulating so much pure bumcel energy as of late. Fingers crossed that what ever it'll be, it'll be recorded.
 
I'm getting the sense something is about to happen soon though. Whether it be a trip to the puzzle farm, an extended hospital issue, or him finally finding his fistable zoomer bae, he's been accumulating so much pure bumcel energy as of late. Fingers crossed that what ever it'll be, it'll be recorded.
I was really expecting a full on nuclear meltdown during the recent mallon house juliet saga tbh, the fact that didn't put him over the edge has me a little concerned. Not so much that he's learned better, but just that he's too fat and lazy for a solid chimp out in the near future.

Some tiny part of me sort of wishes he really did get that inheritance tbh, just because of how novel it would be. He'd become the second hobo on KF to recieve then immediately shred hundreds of thousands of dollars, after fellow creep Tom Tooter.
 
Sure, the Creeper is going to hold back the Gen Z guys from having children with Gen Z women.

"The Conference of Telomerase"
Oh, to be a tard wrangler at Mallon Place and watch homo wernus in it's natural habitat. Imagine seeing the slovenly creature walking towards the coloring station for a fresh sheet of paper. Watching him scribble some insane gibberish about telomeres and Gen Z baes, after which he props up his phone to record. TBH, I couldn't do it. I'd be watching him like a hawk and giggling in the back then entire time.
 
Those people are just above Lucas in terms of functional.

Online pedo hunters often ruin cases for real PDs etc. Lucas is so low functioning most unaware would think he's a plant anyways.
>"Hahaha we caught that guy on camera and called him a Pedo! Hahaha we even sprayed whipped 'cheese' on his clothes lol pedoscum BTFO!"
>pedo deletes all online accounts and instead makes his nightly runs to the immigrant quarter where Ho Taun Nguyen is pimping his underaged non-citizen cousins.
Yes his idea that Mallon is this orgy palace and only he isn't getting puss puss is a serious fantasy.
Lucas says this about every place.
Some tiny part of me sort of wishes he really did get that inheritance tbh, just because of how novel it would be. He'd become the second hobo on KF to recieve then immediately shred hundreds of thousands of dollars, after fellow creep Tom Tooter.
It would be another short stay at a hotel with 4 doordashed Clinkerdaggers a day.
Lucas literally only knows how to spend his money on food and he does so in the most expensive and inefficient ways imaginable.

At least the drooling 9/10 celebrity playboy lawyer stud in Las Vegas knows how to pay for sex sometimes. Lucas will just post shirtless food eating videos from a hotel bed and wonder why a fecund zoomer bae hasn't knocked on his hotel door ready to be impregnated.
 
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Lucas has begun using the “Community” part of his YouTube channel. He started off by posting a screenshot from the famously incredibly reliable and not at all awful Google Gemini.
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And who had the reappearance of the “female fertility timeline” on their bingo card:
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ETA: in a stunning display of almost honesty, his newest attraction sign admits that couples with a significant age gap don’t fucking work. Then he follows it up with special pleading:
 
Lucas has begun using the “Community” part of his YouTube channel. He started off by posting a screenshot from the famously incredibly reliable and not at all awful Google Gemini.
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And who had the reappearance of the “female fertility timeline” on their bingo card:
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ETA: in a stunning display of almost honesty, his newest attraction sign admits that couples with a significant age gap don’t fucking work. Then he follows it up with special pleading:
He posted that healthier people have longer telomeres. Lucas is very unhealthy. His kidneys are failing, he is diabetic, I bet his cholesterol and blood pressure are not at healthy levels, he is morbidly obese, he has MRSA. That is not even bringing up his mental issues and autism. The cow is very unhealthy.

I think he messed up that sign about age gap couples not lasting long. Man, he had not mentioned telomeres for a long, long time. I guess with his craziness ramping up he is reverting back to claiming his fat unhealthy, stupid ass will produce plenty good children with a baby zoom zoom.

Where are the tard wranglers? This cow is really tarding out. I agree, something is gonna happen. I suspect a chimpout and a eviction from Mallon. Are Lucas's rich parents gonna help him? No way! And I definitely do not believe Myrna and her husband are rich.

Another thing. Tax season is approaching. Lucas may be able to file taxes since he did work at Walmart for what, maybe 2 months? So he does have some earned income. He for sure would be able to get everything back from taxes. He would head to Atilanos and/or Clinkerniggers. Get some more videos showing the baby zooms how they could eat if they date the fat lolcow.
 
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He posted that healthier people have longer telomeres. Lucas is very unhealthy. His kidneys are failing, he is diabetic, I bet his cholesterol and blood pressure are not at healthy levels, he is morbidly obese, he has MRSA. That is not even bringing up his mental issues and autism. The cow is very unhealthy.

I think he messed up that sign about age gap couples not lasting long. Man, he had not mentioned telomeres for a long, long time. I guess with his craziness ramping up he is reverting back to claiming his fat unhealthy, stupid ass will produce plenty good children with a baby zoom zoom.

Where are the tard wranglers? This cow is really tarding out. I agree, something is gonna happen. I suspect a chimpout and a eviction from Mallon. Are Lucas's rich parents gonna help him? No way! And I definitely do not believe Myrna and her husband are rich.

Another thing. Tax season is approaching. Lucas may be able to file taxes since he did work at Walmart for what, maybe 2 months? So he does have some earned income. He for sure would be able to get everything from taxes. He would head to Atilanos and/or Clinkerniggers. Get some more videos showing the baby zooms how they could eat if they date the fat lolcow.
He’d need someone to complete his taxes for him. There’s no way he would be able to figure out how to use TurboTax.
 
Holy shit, he actually put the older galaxies and stars bs into writing, complete with shitty drawings. He really is child in a morbidly obese 45 year old mans body. and he looks like he got spooked at first watching somebody walk by or come into the room. Probably wondering if he was about to get another ass kicking

Republicans hate women says the loon who's only relationship, if you can even call it that, ended with him doing 50 days in jail for domestic violence and stalking after getting violent with a woman and who constantly compares women to dogs, as well as believing men of spokane have literal hoards of women locked away somewhere like actual property that they refuse to share with him

and holy shit at him trying to grab at that stringy, greasy unwashed hair at the end

These 'republicans' could say exactly the same thing about him. Lucas is an admitted pedo who did jail time for domestic violence. Don't date him

He's got some serious creeper eyes going on in that video as well. If he sat in the bar looking at women like that he'd be having a talk with the bouncer pretty fast. and yet another panicked look around at the start of the video

and lucas with his claims of being an uber progressive leftist that cares about the environment wasting all this paper to make his looney attraction signs for videos that he throws away or tears up most of the time afterwards. What would greta think? How dare he

It looks like he's trying to find more and more outlets for his ranting, like the community page of his channel. Also explains why he's spending more and more time ranting all night. He's building up the crazy and trying to keep from having a chimpout. I bet he thinks he has more control on his community page and that youtube won't ban him for doing stupid shit on there. Jokes on him they're even more ban happy than facebook. He isn't getting any engagement at all so far on his community page. That must infuriate him

But yeah, the longer this goes on the more obvious it is he's building up to a chimpout. Whatever actually happened at mallon place with 'victoria' getting swooped definitely fucked with his head and clearly still is. I can't see it getting any better as long as they're still there. I suspect lucas has some glimmer of understanding that getting kicked out will end badly for him one way or another and this is all part of some shitty attempt to actively try to avoid it. It won't work and it'll just delay the inevitable chimpout but it makes me wonder if somebody, maybe his parents sat him down and told him he needs to stay in mallon place cause of his health and can't be fucking around the street and shelters anymore if he wants to live. For all his ranting lucas is terrified of dying, in large part due to not being as atheist as he tries to convince people and thinking he's not going to have a good time in any kind of afterlife

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He posted another video making a complete fool of himself
 
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What a worthless cow. "Patience, lovers, my parents are gonna be dead soon and will leave me a bunch of money. We will be plenty good. Let's have healthy babies". I bet if his parents died tomorrow he would be posting about wanting their money right now, right now, right now.

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I have a hunch that the voices on the wind are really ramping up for Lucas. I bet the voices tell him all kinds of mean things. I bet they send him on some Wesley Willis style hell rides. I bet they tell Lucas that he is a fat faggot and a worthless bum. I bet they shoot his rock music down. They are not joyous hell rides at all.
 
Oh boy. New terminology afoot. Republiclowns, Demoncrats, and the mispronunciation of kibosh. What is it with turboautist and mispronunciations anyways? MAYGIT, FAYGIT, Kaibosh?

Posted at about 11 PM, well after curfew at Mallon Place. I love that one of the requirements for Lucas's ideal woman is to be nice to him, though I think he's setting his sights a bit too high. Interestingly, she doesn't have to be an atheist, though it wouldn't hurt.

He'll be lucky if any non-tardhome woman ever talks to him again TBH. Even that may be a stretch at this point with him doing his attraction sign videos in the day room. Female employees likely freak the fuck out when they see him.
 
Man we're deep into the Bulla vibes here, he's really just becoming more unhinged. I'm not even asking this as a joke or rhetorical, does Lucas "cry baby faggot" know what Debate means"? On this very page we have proof his thin coward skin.

He only came here to show his collection of big black dicks. He didn't refute a point, he wasn't polite. He's never debated even in the loosest cable news scream and cry term. I highly suspect he just posted when he got home. Lucas might be one of the dumbest people ever but he's more greedy than self protecting. So he got back to "his" house on "his" bed, and lets be real he will NEVER and has NEVER missed a meal. So he cowardly waddled back to his state run group home so he had a free bed as he spends all day wandering around screaming into his phone. During meal time he draws his schizo shit on children's work sheets.

This is a case of Lucas has been failed by everyone. If Lucas wasn't Lucas it would be sad. What I mean isn't he's that hard luck kid who's mom died of cancer making him drop out of college hurts his back hooked on pain killers deals gone wrong busted .... yada yada. Lucas has been failed because no one took him out back and made him listen to a story about the rabbits. If you get my drift.

Lucas is an seriously mentally unwell evil person. Drugging him up hasn't worked. Coddling him hasn't worked. Letting him take control with independence hasn't worked. Jail hasn't worked. Mental health care hasn't helped. He's a danger to everyone with his MRSA he's a danger to children with his sexuality. Seriously, Lucas should be put down like the rabid animal he is.

It's amazing a bum who has a house and still chooses not to shower or do wash wants a GF who looks like a teen hearttrob. Lucas, you've had one woman who you were a predator to.

I know it'll sound A loggy but I really would love some tik tok zoomie to run up sucker punch him with a roll of quarters yelling about Bernie Sanders and fuck god. Black Eye kicked out of the commie club Wern would be hilarious.

I'd like to end with a quote that came up during our Sermon yesterday, it struck me because one of Werns fav "anti" bible statements is the wildly disproved and mis used rich person camel needle thing..

A slack hand causes poverty, but the hand of the diligent makes rich.

Rich isn't just money but Greed Monger Lucas doesn't understand that. For example, eating well, being nice, I am rich with the health of my body for I eat right. I'm nice hence I have loving friends and family. A good person rich, money is the last thing they think of. Greedy people think of money first.

That being said since Lucas is all about his socialism and stuff... why did the USSR or CCP etc have cash or money? Go a head Lucas please tell me, I mean I'm no PhD in econ I'm not even a Nigga Dr. Oh wait... I am.
 
Lucas's behavior makes me think he should be extremely jealous of stray street dogs. Why? a stray street dog lives the perfect wern life: its taken in off the street by somebody, given free healthcare, lots of free food, gets to sleep all day, shits in bushes, gets to avoid bathing, gets set up by others to have puppies or can just waddle over to the neighbors yard and mount the nearest female dog, gets adored by teen girls and can be a filthy, reeking, drooling retarded mess and still be beloved by said teen girls and everyone else around them, and all of this on someone elses dime with no effort required or work involved on the dogs part. They can also stuff their noses in womens crotches or hump their legs without being called creepy. Plus there are plenty of deranged women who fuck their dogs so theres that. Says alot that they'd rather let a dog fuck them than lucas
 
Lucas's behavior makes me think he should be extremely jealous of stray street dogs. Why? a stray street dog lives the perfect wern life: its taken in off the street by somebody, given free healthcare, lots of free food, gets to sleep all day, shits in bushes, gets to avoid bathing, gets set up by others to have puppies or can just waddle over to the neighbors yard and mount the nearest female dog, gets adored by teen girls and can be a filthy, reeking, drooling retarded mess and still be beloved by said teen girls and everyone else around them, and all of this on someone elses dime with no effort required or work involved on the dogs part. They can also stuff their noses in womens crotches or hump their legs without being called creepy. Plus there are plenty of deranged women who fuck their dogs so theres that. Says alot that they'd rather let a dog fuck them than lucas
Actually he still is feral indoors unlike a dog can be trained. Also as we know because he hit Suzanne, Lucas can't show Loyalty or love. A stray dog knows he got it good, and remembers sleeping in the rain Lucas sees a little girl he wants to fuck and gets to throwing things.
 
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