Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He may have shown early glimpses, like back in his McDonalds days, that maybe, just maybe, he could be one of those guys, who if instilled with a work ethic, could‘ve eked out a low level job and lived in a one room studio somewhere but it was pretty clear by his mid-late 20s that he was incapable of functioning in society. He would’ve always needed some form of assistance or another to get on in life, it was just a matter of how much. Now? Forget it. He can’t do basic shit anymore. It’s all been taken care of for him for too long. He is accustom to it.
This tends to be my view, he had a roommate as well. There's many people out there low functioning like said and I'm sure King Roy and Mryna wouldn't have minded a monthly phone call with him to sort bills etc.

Lucas lost due to his own behavior a job that can be done by most lower order fish. Dare say, a bass even. He's absolutely at the mercy of the gov hand outs because his own "rich" family knows he's a danger and doesn't want him around. Thanks for throwing your pedo freak on MY dime. I want to make some kinda pedos look out for each other gov joke but I don't want to be mistaken for pol sperging or going full Q tard.

Basically Lucas is unlovable and fat. Plus he sucked a man's penis.
 
This tends to be my view, he had a roommate as well. There's many people out there low functioning like said and I'm sure King Roy and Mryna wouldn't have minded a monthly phone call with him to sort bills etc.

Lucas lost due to his own behavior a job that can be done by most lower order fish. Dare say, a bass even. He's absolutely at the mercy of the gov hand outs because his own "rich" family knows he's a danger and doesn't want him around. Thanks for throwing your pedo freak on MY dime. I want to make some kinda pedos look out for each other gov joke but I don't want to be mistaken for pol sperging or going full Q tard.

Basically Lucas is unlovable and fat. Plus he sucked a man's penis.

He also made some weird comments about his nieces back in the day. If you had the option of having your grandkids around or this disgusting tub of lard, which would you pick?
 
He also made some weird comments about his nieces back in the day. If you had the option of having your grandkids around or this disgusting tub of lard, which would you pick?
Yup that and the stunt man fire jump truck shit (funny enough NOT same as the DUI) they felt he couldn't be stay at home retard.

I don't blame them for their choice he's dangerous. Full stop.

He's also admitted he's not even allowed to know about that niece. I highly suspect something happened and Myrna sweeped it under the rug for her ego.

I mean what's more important your freak son sticking a few fingers into a 7 year old and her trauma or your ego?

We know what Myrna picked.
 
I noticed these on his community page:

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This is definitely a fuck you to the woman he is obsessed with at mallon place. Holy passive aggressive lunacy batman. Plenty of wern classics and red flags in there - accusing her of treason toward him, calling her a liar (obviously for not wanting to get involved with him) and questioning whether he should snitch on her, so he clearly thinks he has something on her. Nothing good has ever come to lucas from getting that idea in his head. You'd think he'd remember what happened when he 'snitched' on his neighbors the last time. Whats next? Bouncing the day room demanding extra food, weed and puss puss to keep quiet about whatever imagined dirt he has on her?

Lucas is inching toward dangerous territory with those posts
 
Hey, guess who showed up in my comments for the lust video?

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It shows how truly stupid lucas is that he just keeps repeating the same phrases virtually word for word when he interacts with people. Its like he's a defective terminator with only a handful of responses programmed into him. The funny thing is lucas has even admitted this in the past - in the 2010 reflections he admitted that as a kid he would teach himself phrases and actions to use to interact with people and occasionally teach himself things he saw people say or do that he thought would help him. Not to mention the stuff about getting his brother to teach him how to interact with people. Despite being told by multiple people for literally years that his conclusions and statements don't make any sense he completely ignores them and just keeps repeating himself. It never occurs to him even when told, that if his parents had any intention of giving him anything they wouldn't have let him live on the street or in the worst nursing home in the city. He has no way of knowing that they haven't touched that supposed 1.3 million. If it ever existed at all (and I doubt it did) that was 25 years ago and its likely long since spent. He really thinks he's being clever 'sharing' his stuff with people. Lucas does not do such things out of actual generosity or kindness, he expects something in return. His behavior is entirely transactional. His behavior proves he's greedy, as does the fact he gets so pissy about being called on on it and feels it necessary to post looney rants like that trying to convince people how totally not greedy he is. His parents are not atheists, he's admitted this in the past and their own posts show they're not. If they're telling him otherwise its to avoid the spaz out they know is coming if they don't and to keep him quiet. As always lucas is too stupid to realize this.. and telling people not do discriminate based on any metric? Thats rich coming from the guy who fixates on little girls and loses his shit whenever anyone holds him to his own standards or questions his actions
 
This is definitely a fuck you to the woman he is obsessed with at mallon place. Holy passive aggressive lunacy batman. Plenty of wern classics and red flags in there - accusing her of treason toward him, calling her a liar (obviously for not wanting to get involved with him) and questioning whether he should snitch on her, so he clearly thinks he has something on her. Nothing good has ever come to lucas from getting that idea in his head. You'd think he'd remember what happened when he 'snitched' on his neighbors the last time. Whats next? Bouncing the day room demanding extra food, weed and puss puss to keep quiet about whatever imagined dirt he has on her?
Probably connected to his accusation she's into meth. I would not put it past him to be thinking blackmail will get her to have sex with him.

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The Mallon Place Creeper is a gift to the world

Yes Lucas -- you are loveless because you are despicable.
 
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Probably connected to his accusation she's into meth. I would not put it past him to be thinking blackmail will get her to have sex with him.

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The Mallon Place Creeper is a gift to the world

Yes Lucas -- you are loveless because you are despicable.
Yeah that wouldn't surprise me, lucas has a tendency to convince himself his meth claims about people are true, which is rather ironic considering how much he wigged out when dan campbell made a similar claim about him with heroin, and even now he'll immediately launch into his usual 'where is your evidence?! why are you making accusations without evidence?!' spiel which makes him look guilty. I won't be the least bit surprised if he twists the whole situation around in his brain until he convinces himself blackmailing her is the perfect plan for making her become his girlfriend, all while completely ignoring the fact this amounts to coercion and thus rape. If he gets that idea in his head it'll be a repeat of getting his ass kicked out of his last fartbox at best and an incident with police involvement at worst

That said, lucas is absolutely a gift to the world, a gift in the German sense of the word. For those unaware, the German word for poison is gift

So lucas is absolutely a great gift to the people of spokane and mallon place. His insane theories are a gift to science and he would truly be gods gift to zoomer baes if he should ever somehow get one
 
Unlovable Lucas:

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What about Lucas? -- You despicable Lucas will be alone and die in a nursing home.

What about a girlfriend for lucas?! What about lucas?! he says. He's talking like a child who is at the park and sees some other kids eating ice cream and gets pissed off and demands his mother buy him some - which I suspect is exactly where this kind of mentality came from with lucas. a sane, normal adult knows that isn't how it works. You don't see some random guy with a zoomer bae sitting a few tables over at a restaurant and suddenly start demanding somebody provide you with one. That isn't just peak greed and entitlement its psycho mentality

What about lucas? Lucas can learn to shut the fuck up and stop acting like a greedy psycho and stop demanding everybody else give him everything he wants. Its never going to happen
 
Unlovable Lucas:

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What about Lucas? -- You despicable Lucas will be alone and die in a nursing home.


What about Lucas? Yeah, what about him, Tubby? Gen Z women don't want to date a lolcow who stays in nursing homes and is balding, obese, and poor. So no love or lovely ladies for Lucas Werner. It's not in the cards for you!
 
Evidence or fuck off says the guy who denies indisputable proof of his own pedo and creeper actions and ignores the very people who's papers he cites when they personally contact him to tell him he is talking nonsense

Anyone who reees about evidence as often as lucas does is always a seedy creep that tries to legalease their way out of shit when they get busted for something
 
Lucas is kinda funny in a way lucky in his neglect.

If Mallon wasn't such a dumping ground he would have to be kicked out or forced into the funny farm with this behavior. This as well all agree is the end of his life.

If he got the care needed he'd be a drugged up zombie left to rot or if Mallon cared about their wards he'd be kicked out.

Most of us rightfully equate quality care with a better outcome. In a selfish broke brain like Lucas he's better off neglected because he's such a danger to all around him he can't be kept in anything but a strait jacket and padded room.

Mallon is just keeping him for his tugboat. Despite his very real risks to others. The laplantes are absolutely scum fucks and I hope Lucas gets to move into one of their spare bedrooms because the horror these people allow.

It's so funny after being kicked out of his family place basically cut off all contact no friends nothing he still thinks he's worth loving.

There's 8 billion people not one loves you Lucas especially the teen girls with money.
 
Did you see this? Lucas wants to have a zoom call with a baby zoom! Sure, Lucas, we all want that.

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I'd say the gift lucas was going on about back at the hospital was this laptop. Used no doubt just like the last time. I'm surprised they would get him another one considering what he did to the last one they gave him and how he spazzed out about how bad of a gift it was because it was used. Its a small wonder he hasn't traded it to somebody for a pot of noodles or weed again or tried to sell it for money to buy a steak at clinkerdaggers

The cynic in me wonders if getting lucas a laptop was part of some bigger plan on his parents part. I mean they suddenly showed up at mallon place after making a point to avoid him like the plague and went considerably out of their way to do this and then gave him an expensive gift that they already know from previous experience lucas can't be trusted with. I know if I were him that would have set some alarm bells off for me that something was up. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this laptop included some extra features. Like, say, a keylogger his parents installed to keep an eye on what he does with the laptop so they can use it as evidence to have him locked up for good the moment he starts getting creepy with underage girls again, so he's kept out of their hair and from causing an embarrassment to the family permanently. On a related note i'm kind of surprised none of his more persistent trolls over the years tricked him into getting a keylogger on his system to expose his behavior

That said I see lucas is back to his previous 'genius' plan where he thinks having a zoom call and getting a woman on video somehow means she's real and can't be a troll or otherwise fucking with him or setting him up for something. He's literally had such chats in the past with people who were setting him up and it only made it easier to make him buy into whatever they were setting him up for. Given the current shitload of AI chatbots and such that are being used to make youtube videos and such I won't be the least bit surprised if in the future someone uses one of those to trick him again with just such a scam. Falling for a literal AI generated woman would be peak wern and exactly the level of stupidity i'd expect from him. Come to think of it I won't be surprised if predator hunting groups start using these in the not too distant future
 
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