Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Its also very likely that musk found a bunch of the ole Barron memes from back in the day and became autistically fixated on him, leading to some phenomenally awkward forced conversations and Barron low key suspecting musk wants to fuck him

The right-wing incels wanna have sex with Barron's dad, so maybe Barron thinks that Musk wants to fuck Barron

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

You know that doesn't mean that the working class in your country would have to share it with the working class in India, don't you? Because going by your comment, it doesn't seem like you do.

so you're a socialist who does not want "workers of the world to unite!"

 

[Polentic]

Originally I thought Elon was being retarded and meant to do something else, but nope!

He did it twice. Either he's THAT retarded or he thinks he's edgy and cool. Either way he shouldn't have any position in the government. And in the interests of keeping some sort of peace and easiness among democrats and republicans, he shouldn't have spoken onstage ever.

 

[RowboatGirlyman]

He's damaging Trump, he's damaging European right wingers, he's damaging the idea of free speech. Fuck this stupid clown, he's simply too autistic and retarded to be trusted with anything. He flip flops and makes some good points but then says something obviously and provably false that ruins the good points.

Very well put. In addition, he's also damaging real progress in space travel and transportation. Starship shenanigans is a significant contribution to the delays of Artemis. His behavior is also making people associate working in these fields with being a spergy retard. He's basically the embodiment of the Marvel soyence crowd who believe that the lives of scientists and engineers are like those of Tony Stark and Mr. Fantastic and chase the next flashy thing. Incidentally, do we have a thread on "Yay, science" communicators in general?

 

[Judge Holden]

Very well put. In addition, he's also damaging real progress in space travel and transportation. Starship shenanigans is a significant contribution to the delays of Artemis. His behavior is also making people associate working in these fields with being a spergy retard. He's basically the embodiment of the Marvel soyence crowd who believe that the lives of scientists and engineers are like those of Tony Stark and Mr. Fantastic and chase the next flashy thing. Incidentally, do we have a thread on "Yay, science" communicators in general?

Yeah but he is #based so its ok to be an insufferable autistic retard obsessed with consoomer slop and virtue signalling.

 

[AWizard]

Old internet was honestly pretty boring, too. For every good thread on 4chan, there were 500 stupid threads like "if someone posts doubles ill post a pic of my dick" or something equally retarded. Old social media was just like today's only less monetized but just as boring. No one cares what some random person had for lunch. SomethingAwful had some okay articles back in the day but the forums, like 4chan, were 99% boring shit.

Woah, woah, woah, let's not go insane here, the old internet was great and social media didn't exist in the same context as it does today (less normalfags meant less garbage). One of the great things about the old internet was how large and varied it was, meaning if you didn't like 4chan or SA you could go elsewhere. Nowadays everything is on a handful of platforms with restricted rules so everything tends towards the same safe trends.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I think Elon was trying to dab but fucked up because he's done Nazi salutes more and his instinct kicked in.

 

[JaneThough]

Could it be that Muskrat is actually so autisticly dumb that he genuenly thinks of it as of doing the roman salute and did not anticipate people reading it as a Nazi salute?

The optics of this are so bad, I am shocked at the display. In most spaces (and companies he owns) you can't say there are only 2 genders without being sent to Linda from HR, but here he is doing Roman Salutes? The fuck?

Musk knew exactly what he was doing and he did it because he knows he’ll get away with it, because he’s bought out most important people, and there are enough morons who’ll try to hand wave the whole thing because “nooo no billionaires are friends, not food”. Case in point:

I think he's just retarded and tried waving to the audience, but didn't realize it looked like a Roman salute because he lacks self awareness

 

[Narr Then]

jesus, quote like a normal person.

If the "quote" button at the bottom of a post doesn't show up you can still select text and click "quote" in the popup

Aye, I forgot. I'm also phone posting, so I'll go fuck myself twice

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Woah, woah, woah, let's not go insane here, the old internet was great and social media didn't exist in the same context as it does today (less normalfags meant less garbage). One of the great things about the old internet was how large and varied it was, meaning if you didn't like 4chan or SA you could go elsewhere. Nowadays everything is on a handful of platforms with restricted rules so everything tends towards the same safe trends.

If it was still like it was, you wouldn't think it was great. I found some archives of old forums I used to post in. It was absolutely terrible. I wouldn't be able to stand it now. Probably the main reason it was fun because I could go on school computers and do it on school time and I was a young fella with bright stars in his eyes. The same way how a new generation thinks roblox is the shit.

 

[JaneThough]

Barron is nervous and autistic, he came in composed but broke down and was twitching after a while stop writing fanfic.


what is this fantasy, what is this join date? you are an old gay pervert arent you?

How was the inauguration?

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

Barron is a zoomer who likely finds Elon ultra-cringe. He is also the good kind of autist, so just being there and in camera is probably uncomfortable for him.

He's just the kind of kid who's a 50/50 of mom and dad, he looks the closest to drumpf of all his sons but is very tall and slender like his mom and probably more on the sensitive side like her. Trump was a machine when he was his age and with the confidence that brings. Since he seems to be a genuine love child of the two, no matter how sour both seem to sometimes act towards each other, I think he will still may make it - I heard him talk, he seems to not only smart, but - compared to dad - actually intelligent. I think he isn't autistic, he's just overwhelmed and understands too well. Even when he was a child he always forced himself to act highly composed compared to the Vance Kids, for example.

 

[purpleflurp]

Its also very likely that musk found a bunch of the ole Barron memes from back in the day and became autistically fixated on him, leading to some phenomenally awkward forced conversations and Barron low key suspecting musk wants to fuck him

 

[Shek$il]

Elon continues being the only kid with the Atari Jaguar so his group needs to tolerate him. It's unsurprising for him to throw a couple of sig heils though. Take any autistic guy who discovered 4chan in his 50s and thinks "Kekius Maximus" is comedy gold, put him in front of a big cheering crowd and he's gonna imagine himself as Hitler.

There's a science to it!

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

The Internet is truly the greatest weapon we have, nothing like this has ever existed before when it comes to populist unity. Seeing the nominally richest man in the world make a fool of himself and embarrass the POTUS through his stupid actions in real time has been a treat.

A poor little retarded autistic boy was recorded stimming in public. Now he’s being called a Nazi for accidentally spazzing out a few romans and you’re laughing?

Elon is to Trump what Eugene is to Vince McMahon. Elon is like Trump's illegitimate autistic son who doesn't understand why people are accusing him of doing nazi salutes while Trump has to sit there and explain it to him very slowly and patiently

 

[Trump's Chosen]

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I felt you didn't catch the awkwardness of the situation properly.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

"Just for my personal pride" - Claire "Grimes" Elise Boucher

We are living in an era where millionaires are trying to defend their gaming achievements more than their actual skills for a job, academic diplomas or what ever you think would be a tangible thing to look at for productivity or just as something to be proud of in general. We got art hoes artists who are their ex-wifes now making public statements about her ex-husbands gaming habits and the stats for the ex-husbands video game performances like it's a defence for their family honor.

Here is some gameplay for the game in question:

Dear God....

He loves it, because the game addresses him as "Mighty Leader".

 

[purpleflurp]

I felt you didn't catch the awkwardness of the situation properly.

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Oh yeah, that's much better.

On one side of the spectrum, Barron looks like the Secret Service just ran over his dog. On the other, Elon looks like he got a vibrator in his ass.

 

[RowboatGirlyman]

Oh yeah, that's much better.

On one side of the spectrum, Barron looks like the Secret Service just ran over his dog. On the other, Elon looks like he got a vibrator in his ass.

Maybe he does...

 

[Haftag]

You guys are still chuging down that climate change thing huh?

The covid thing as well

Who do you think has been boosting Elon's accounts?

No one, lord Musk's doing it with his brain implants!

He's just the kind of kid who's a 50/50 of mom and dad, he looks the closest to drumpf of all his sons but is very tall and slender like his mom and probably more on the sensitive side like her. Trump was a machine when he was his age and with the confidence that brings. Since he seems to be a genuine love child of the two, no matter how sour both seem to sometimes act towards each other, I think he will still may make it - I heard him talk, he seems to not only smart, but - compared to dad - actually intelligent. I think he isn't autistic, he's just overwhelmed and understands too well. Even when he was a child he always forced himself to act highly composed compared to the Vance Kids, for example.

I just hope he handles aging better than the rest of his family.