Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock2]

ILL SHOW YOU DRUNK

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

So his dank food hack was adding Taco Bell hot sauce to Taco Bell food

But they didn't include a fork and one of the sauce packets so he had to re order the entire thing

 

[lemon_zest]

can any cool cobras give me a new(ish) fag a brief lore on Warlord? I wasn’t around until like 2022 and there’s so much I don’t know. or at least direct me to elsewhere in the thread where I can learn more about this degenerate freak plz and ty

But they didn't include a fork and one of the sauce packets so he had to re order the entire thing

so does this confirm he has no silverware in his trailer?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

can any cool cobras give me a new(ish) fag a brief lore on Warlord? I wasn’t around until like 2022 and there’s so much I don’t know. or at least direct me to elsewhere in the thread where I can learn more about this degenerate freak plz and ty


so does this confirm he has no silverware in his trailer?

QRD; He is a sex pest tweaker compulsive lying retard homeless deadbeat dad white nigger actual faggot, now tranny.

Long Run Down:

 

[Muze]

Edit: ... Late ...Gawwdddd Dammm Ittt !!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I’d love to be sitting at a restaurant when Clint brings him in for a B-Day dinner. His table manners are non-existent

Is this in the timeline where Clint took his BOY out to Olive Garden for his 31st even with a fifth of vodka in his system? "Hey bud, I know you're really drunk but it's your birthday and you're a youtube celebrity, so let's head on out! Keep on rockin on, lord King Cobra!".

 

[barrow greeter]

QRD; He is a sex pest tweaker compulsive lying retard homeless deadbeat dad white nigger actual faggot, now tranny.

also a WWII historian

 

[Slim Boglim]

another fun thing about Warlord is that he’s a compulsive liar. But not in the way like most where he makes up stuff where it’s kind of hard to believe but you can’t really disprove it, no, warlord makes the boldest, most insane, and nonsensical claims that the absurdity is absolutely hilarious.

We all knew that kid who’s “uncle worked at Nintendo.” Well warlord is like a kid claiming his uncle founded Nintendo, invented Mario, personally designed every Nintendo console, and dated Rosa Parks

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

also a WWII historian

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That DON'T is perfect for those moments when you're all drunk and somebody decides to get a bit spicy with their opinions on the H-man.

 

[barrow greeter]

That DON'T is perfect for those moments when you're all drunk and somebody decides to get a bit spicy with their opinions on the H-man.

cobra's youtube rules for gothic cowboys from hell :

H-man : NO
neon green dick sleeve : if he feels like it, and fuck double standards

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Is this in the timeline where Clint took his BOY out to Olive Garden for his 31st even with a fifth of vodka in his system? "Hey bud, I know you're really drunk but it's your birthday and you're a youtube celebrity, so let's head on out! Keep on rockin on, lord King Cobra!".

It really is a shame that Cobes doesn't go out. I used to love the random pic of a sighting of him in the wild -- it was like seeing proof of a cryptid

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

Has Warlord lied in ways that "harms" Cobra or starts drama such as Scotty (RIP) did or is his lies just to make himself look interesting?

 

[Slim Boglim]

Has Warlord lied in ways that "harms" Cobra or starts drama such as Scotty (RIP) did or is his lies just to make himself look interesting?

As far as I’m aware he just makes up shit to look cool but it’s always over the top and nonsensical. He definitely bullshits for drama and attention but usually it’s threatening suicide. He did however talk shit about Dave, the old guy who talked to walls in cobras old apartment, apparently about him being a sicko or something which is what led Homefelon Ian to jump Warlord in the parking lot. But I dunno, that Dave dude was really fucking creepy (and an actual murderer?) warlord might have just been bullshitting but it’s not something that feels like a stretch in any case, not like his other claims

is there a compilation anywhere of Warlords bullshit claims? It’d be nice to have that on hand like how people compile cobra-isms

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It really is a shame that Cobes doesn't go out. I used to love the random pic of a sighting of him in the wild -- it was like seeing proof of a cryptid

Most people in Casper have no idea who he is but there's enough people there (and visitors) who do for the odd cryptid shot of Cobes.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

We all knew that kid who’s “uncle worked at Nintendo.” Well warlord is like a kid claiming his uncle founded Nintendo, invented Mario, personally designed every Nintendo console, and dated Rosa Parks

Typical white trash. I grew up around it. I love when Jonathan Banks says he's related to the queen of England. For some reason every white trash dude I knew growing up said the same thing. Would love to know where that trend started.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

For some reason every white trash dude I knew growing up said the same thing

For warload and people like him, it's that they hang out with so incredibly stupid people who also abuse drugs that he can tell people he's related to the royal family, the russian mafia, and his uncle was a contract killer and they'll believe him. I mean Cobra thinks people at football games in the TV chant "THIS IS COBRAS FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM FUCK SICKOS!", so who knows what he even hears when warloads lips flap.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

related to the queen of England. For some reason every white trash dude I knew growing up said the same thing. Would love to know where that trend started.

 

[Grift Garrison]

My favorite piece of Warlore is the time Cobes made him his wand making apprentice and they were going to go half on a project that required $10 of material. Warlord said he would be able to come up with his $5 in a few days.

 

[Potion_Time]

My favorite piece of Warlore is the time Cobes made him his wand making apprentice and they were going to go half on a project that required $10 of material. Warlord said he would be able to come up with his $5 in a few days.

One of the most based things Cobra ever did was buying a massive pizza and then eating it right and front of a homeless and hungry Warlord.

 

[Slim Boglim]

One of the most based things Cobra ever did was buying a massive pizza and then eating it right and front of a homeless and hungry Warlord.

The way Warlord sits there like a dog that got kicked in the ribs as he holds an empty paper plate, watching on as cobra, with an entire large pizza sitting in his lap, stuffs his face, and gushes about how delicious it is lives rent free in my mind. It’s equal parts hilarious and tragic.