can any cool cobras give me a new(ish) fag a brief lore on Warlord? I wasn’t around until like 2022 and there’s so much I don’t know. or at least direct me to elsewhere in the thread where I can learn more about this degenerate freak plz and ty
But they didn't include a fork and one of the sauce packets so he had to re order the entire thing
can any cool cobras give me a new(ish) fag a brief lore on Warlord? I wasn’t around until like 2022 and there’s so much I don’t know. or at least direct me to elsewhere in the thread where I can learn more about this degenerate freak plz and ty
so does this confirm he has no silverware in his trailer?
Is this in the timeline where Clint took his BOY out to Olive Garden for his 31st even with a fifth of vodka in his system? "Hey bud, I know you're really drunk but it's your birthday and you're a youtube celebrity, so let's head on out! Keep on rockin on, lord King Cobra!".
another fun thing about Warlord is that he’s a compulsive liar. But not in the way like most where he makes up stuff where it’s kind of hard to believe but you can’t really disprove it, no, warlord makes the boldest, most insane, and nonsensical claims that the absurdity is absolutely hilarious.
We all knew that kid who’s “uncle worked at Nintendo.” Well warlord is like a kid claiming his uncle founded Nintendo, invented Mario, personally designed every Nintendo console, and dated Rosa Parks
Is this in the timeline where Clint took his BOY out to Olive Garden for his 31st even with a fifth of vodka in his system? "Hey bud, I know you're really drunk but it's your birthday and you're a youtube celebrity, so let's head on out! Keep on rockin on, lord King Cobra!".
It really is a shame that Cobes doesn't go out. I used to love the random pic of a sighting of him in the wild -- it was like seeing proof of a cryptid
As far as I’m aware he just makes up shit to look cool but it’s always over the top and nonsensical. He definitely bullshits for drama and attention but usually it’s threatening suicide. He did however talk shit about Dave, the old guy who talked to walls in cobras old apartment, apparently about him being a sicko or something which is what led Homefelon Ian to jump Warlord in the parking lot. But I dunno, that Dave dude was really fucking creepy (and an actual murderer?) warlord might have just been bullshitting but it’s not something that feels like a stretch in any case, not like his other claims
is there a compilation anywhere of Warlords bullshit claims? It’d be nice to have that on hand like how people compile cobra-isms
It really is a shame that Cobes doesn't go out. I used to love the random pic of a sighting of him in the wild -- it was like seeing proof of a cryptid
We all knew that kid who’s “uncle worked at Nintendo.” Well warlord is like a kid claiming his uncle founded Nintendo, invented Mario, personally designed every Nintendo console, and dated Rosa Parks
Typical white trash. I grew up around it. I love when Jonathan Banks says he's related to the queen of England. For some reason every white trash dude I knew growing up said the same thing. Would love to know where that trend started.
For warload and people like him, it's that they hang out with so incredibly stupid people who also abuse drugs that he can tell people he's related to the royal family, the russian mafia, and his uncle was a contract killer and they'll believe him. I mean Cobra thinks people at football games in the TV chant "THIS IS COBRAS FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM FUCK SICKOS!", so who knows what he even hears when warloads lips flap.
related to the queen of England. For some reason every white trash dude I knew growing up said the same thing. Would love to know where that trend started.
My favorite piece of Warlore is the time Cobes made him his wand making apprentice and they were going to go half on a project that required $10 of material. Warlord said he would be able to come up with his $5 in a few days.
My favorite piece of Warlore is the time Cobes made him his wand making apprentice and they were going to go half on a project that required $10 of material. Warlord said he would be able to come up with his $5 in a few days.
The way Warlord sits there like a dog that got kicked in the ribs as he holds an empty paper plate, watching on as cobra, with an entire large pizza sitting in his lap, stuffs his face, and gushes about how delicious it is lives rent free in my mind. It’s equal parts hilarious and tragic.
One of the funniest traits of Cobes is just how unknowingly selfish he is. Will eat a pizza in front of his homeless friend and not even pick up cues in his miserable he is — or hungry he looks.
Or will rant about how doesn’t care about sauce sandwich but sure in fuck doesn’t want anyone else to eat it.
One of the reasons I’m amazed people get pissy when he does some selfish shit. Where in his history has he ever been kind for non-self serving reasons?
