Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Well Intentioned]

Maybe there was some confusion with the police call and a bystander described Patty as a chubby cheesesteak and mistook it as Patty being at Chubby's Cheesesteaks?

E: Because he is fat, you see.

 

[Billy Bong]

240 sounds what you’d get if you’re straining every bit to get as high as you can.

Or if you don’t know anything about gym and are making shit up and trying to sound reasonable.

Pecks, child. Pat is fat, not a gym rat.

 

[deadtofaunus]

Pecks, child. Pat is fat, not a gym rat.

The fact that he's made this typo at least 6 times brings me great joy for some reason

 

[Average Russian Spy]

The fact that he's made this typo at least 6 times brings me great joy for some reason

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I always loved how Pat is just utterly incapable of NOT getting into random spats with people online. I think he secretly enjoys the attention.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Firstly, I just wanted to say a quick thank you for all the work you do posting these legal proceedings/documents. Not just here but on other threads as well. Your work is commendable and very much appreciated.

Seconded. For long suffering Russketeers it's genuinely nice to see how Discovery should be done.

He has no actual lived experiences, he’s never done anything with his life.

Seeing it put like that...damn, his life is hollow, bleak and loveless.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

damn transphobic for our demohero, shows how much the world has shifted

 

[Orange Rhymer]

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damn transphobic for our demohero, shows how much the world has shifted

After an 8th grade class in sex ed, there should not be any 'surprises'.
I wonder how many 'surprises' Fatty has found at the end of the night.

 

[bortherman]

The fact that he's made this typo at least 6 times brings me great joy for some reason

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It wasn't a typo, It took years of the pests hammering him about it for him to change. Only recently has he spelt it correctly. 140 IQ, decade long gym goer, marathon runner, martial artist had no idea that the term was short for pectoral as he had only ever heard it referenced. Just like his consistent misspelling of LOTR character names shows he has only ever watched the movies.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

140 IQ, decade long gym goer, marathon runner, martial artist had no idea that the term was short for pectoral as he had only ever heard it referenced. Just like his consistent misspelling of LOTR character names shows he has only ever watched the movies.

I love that in an era of browsers that underline misspellings and an infinite amount of information a single click away, this fat faggot believes he knows everything and has no need to check anything.

 

[RaxxScholar]

I love that in an era of browsers that underline misspellings and an infinite amount of information a single click away, this fat faggot believes he knows everything and has no need to check anything.

He's a published writer, child. He knows how things are spelled, it's actually his profession.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Maybe the reason fatrick thinks he could bench 250 is because he's doing 1/16th reps. I mean, he's so fat that full ROM for him is already a 1/16th rep so technically that would be a 1/256th rep.

 

[Sammich]

Don't really wanna power level or pull some "I am more badassass than this lolcow" here but is 250 pounds really a weight worth bragging about when it comes to bench presses? especially for an alleged man who regularly declares himself to be both extremely fit and extremely strong.

I doubt I could repeat this now, 30 years later, but in High School I played football, and everyone on the team my fresh/sophomore and junior year could at least do 5 reps of 235. Patrick never cracked 205, not in his life.

 

[John_Smith]

I wonder how many 'surprises' Fatty has found at the end of the night.

Exactly and only 2. One named Adrienne and the other named Nikki. The surprise was actual access to their vaginas.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I doubt I could repeat this now, 30 years later, but in High School I played football, and everyone on the team my fresh/sophomore and junior year could at least do 5 reps of 235. Patrick never cracked 205, not in his life.

I don't even think he could pick up the 35lb bar let alone the 45lb one. The man has breasts that flap in the wind like the American flag and a gut that could easily hold all of the oil the country wants due to its insatiable need for cheap fuel. He likely has three whole Chubby Cheesesteaks under his multiple chins in case of an emergency when he doesn't have a lizard or a cat to pancake.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Also Pig Man's seethe reaches new heights.
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This implies that Donald Trump has technological, material and operational superiority along with complete control of the battlefield.

He describes Shock and Awe close enough for him but you can tell he thinks it means random attacks all over the place rather than something more like blotting out the sun with arrows.

Iraq probably wasn't an example of Shock and Awe either despite what the politicians boasted. The US wound up driving past most of the Iraqi military rather than engaging it and leaving craters.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Shock and Awe is just because saying blitzkrieg has Connotations.

 

[AnOminous]

Exactly and only 2. One named Adrienne and the other named Nikki. The surprise was actual access to their vaginas.

What kind of weird freak talks about "ready access to my wife's vagina" that is some serious mental illness. What kind of wife would put up with someone who would talk this kind of shit?

It's almost like he's saying he can fuck her whether or not she even likes it.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

What kind of weird freak talks about "ready access to my wife's vagina" that is some serious mental illness. What kind of wife would put up with someone who would talk this kind of shit?

It's almost like he's saying he can fuck her whether or not she even likes it.

I interpreted that as a 'wet bag of sand' comment (from 40 Year Old Virgin)

"ready access to my wife's vagina"
ooohhh.... Never had sex.... Got it...

 

[RollingRock2]

Fatrick resisting fatly (hes fat)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Fatrick resisting fatly (hes fat)
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Interesting conception of democracy there, Jennifer, where the civil servants are supposed to see the representatives of the voters as an enemy military force.