Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[GibMoneyPls]

LTT Luke for reference (6'4). All these niggas are really tall. The soydev missed a career in the NCAA.
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Looks like Mald had a reply to these pictures and peoples' responses to them last year. He doesn't looks like he's slouching in any of the pictures.

 

[Marche]

Emilya, a selectively-turned-physically-mute-but-can-still-laugh individual. Their Twitch bio is as insane as it sounds:
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It all comes off as extremely astroturfed given how hard it is to achieve success of this kind in such a short amount of time streaming as a .PNG, let alone a mute one.

This shit is so common for Troon vtubers.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Spoiler: Picture Equation

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Took a crack at it cause why not, got stuck immediately. The full webpage for the puzzle can be found here.
Tried to solve the system using this Matlab code:

Spoiler: MathWorks is gay

syms rRect oRect yRect gRect bRect iRect vRect
syms rCirc oCirc yCirc bCirc iCirc
syms rTri yTri gTri bTri iTri
syms oHex gHex iHex vHex

eqns = [rRect + rRect == rRect,
oRect + oRect == yRect,
oRect + yRect == gRect,
yRect + yRect == bRect,
gRect + gRect == vRect,
yRect + gRect == iRect,
vRect + oRect == rCirc,
yCirc + rCirc == yTri,
iCirc + rTri == iHex,
gTri + rTri == gRect,
vHex + oRect == rRect,
gTri + iTri == oCirc,
oHex + bCirc == iRect,
gHex + iCirc + bTri == iHex]

sols = solve(eqns)

This did not work. I'm also not sure how to solve it by hand, because the third to last equation is the only time the indigo triangle and orange circle bottles show up. Not sure what to do from here, and the solution for this particular puzzle isn't online. halp plz

 

[Zeftax]

I am calling bullshit as often depression leads them to become stagnant not productive.

Not always, I was really fucking depressed ~1 year ago and doing something creative (baking, drawing or coding) really helped me feel better, but yeah, when I wasn't in the mood to do that I stayed mostly in bed.

 

[Ted's Cabin]

Not sure what to do from here, and the solution for this particular puzzle isn't online. halp plz

Wait a minute... Let me try something crazy here...
...
...
Potion comes from the latin word for "potus", so if I set my computer clock to 1/20/2025... I'm in

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Woah, first he talks to asmon

Jason being chummy with Asmon is not a surprise. Cockroaches stick together.

 

[fukkit]

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(https://archive.fo/ynECc)
The DOE had a long term contract with ERG from May 16, 2013 to Oct 31, 2020 which included Cybersecurity services. This might have been the contract Jason was under. Found by @Burnt Effigy in this post.

"Hacking" This post has a video where he describes that they were physically attempting to enter the facilities.

 

[Aidan]

Took a crack at it cause why not, got stuck immediately. The full webpage for the puzzle can be found here.
Tried to solve the system using this Matlab code:

Spoiler: MathWorks is gay

syms rRect oRect yRect gRect bRect iRect vRect
syms rCirc oCirc yCirc bCirc iCirc
syms rTri yTri gTri bTri iTri
syms oHex gHex iHex vHex

eqns = [rRect + rRect == rRect,
oRect + oRect == yRect,
oRect + yRect == gRect,
yRect + yRect == bRect,
gRect + gRect == vRect,
yRect + gRect == iRect,
vRect + oRect == rCirc,
yCirc + rCirc == yTri,
iCirc + rTri == iHex,
gTri + rTri == gRect,
vHex + oRect == rRect,
gTri + iTri == oCirc,
oHex + bCirc == iRect,
gHex + iCirc + bTri == iHex]

sols = solve(eqns)

This did not work. I'm also not sure how to solve it by hand, because the third to last equation is the only time the indigo triangle and orange circle bottles show up. Not sure what to do from here, and the solution for this particular puzzle isn't online. halp plz

Don't stress it, they're not designed to be trivial. I can't take a stab at it right now but I'm pretty sure it's expected you're given the values of the solid color rectangle flasks and then the other shape/value relationship must be figured out. The indigo triangle only showing up at the end implies you figure out everything else before. I mostly listened but Prime did cover this puzzle in his video so there are probably ample hints in his video to figure it out if you want to use that.

 

[boing boing]

A quick reply for more clarity.

He claims he is 6'2 in this clip. [@0:48]

Jason is tall. I wouldn't say 6'2", but more like 6' if he'd ease up on the gamer slouch.

Jason according to his LinkedIn, only has a Diploma which was received in the early 2000's (2006 to be precise) and a CTFL Certification which I could only find the purpose of is to be a glorified software tester. He only got this certification in order to get the job at Blizzard and hasn't been re-certified in the CTFL since 2012. He has no other experience which would qualify him for the jobs he claims he has worked on with the Government or elsewhere.

ISTQB foundation-level testing was required by Blizzard QA, trained and certified in-house. They also offered higher levels of certification, but AFAIK CTFL was the only one required to advance in QA. It wasn't ever optional training, and it's not difficult at all to pass. I'm half retarded and passed it on my first attempt. It has little to nothing to do with SCRUM certs, but a SCRUM cert is actually useful for tech.

ETA: This is something they implemented during my time there, not too long after Diablo III's launch. It was done in effort to make QA into a more professional department to show the company that the testers were slightly better than plebs, and to help those who sought a career in QA (poor souls) prove their value for advancement. Blizzard QA leadership (internally) bragged about being the only non-ISTQB test center for certifications (no clue if this was true or to what extent), and you bet they shelled out unreasonable amounts of money for both the training and test admins.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Took a crack at it cause why not, got stuck immediately. The full webpage for the puzzle can be found here.
Tried to solve the system using this Matlab code:

Spoiler: MathWorks is gay

syms rRect oRect yRect gRect bRect iRect vRect
syms rCirc oCirc yCirc bCirc iCirc
syms rTri yTri gTri bTri iTri
syms oHex gHex iHex vHex

eqns = [rRect + rRect == rRect,
oRect + oRect == yRect,
oRect + yRect == gRect,
yRect + yRect == bRect,
gRect + gRect == vRect,
yRect + gRect == iRect,
vRect + oRect == rCirc,
yCirc + rCirc == yTri,
iCirc + rTri == iHex,
gTri + rTri == gRect,
vHex + oRect == rRect,
gTri + iTri == oCirc,
oHex + bCirc == iRect,
gHex + iCirc + bTri == iHex]

sols = solve(eqns)

This did not work. I'm also not sure how to solve it by hand, because the third to last equation is the only time the indigo triangle and orange circle bottles show up. Not sure what to do from here, and the solution for this particular puzzle isn't online. halp plz

The red square bottle has to be 0 right? Which means purple square and orange/brown square are one the negative of the other.

That's all I've got because I'm fucking retarded.

 

[LGTV]

Anyone think the retired CFO of Eagle Research Group could back up (or deny) Maldy was actually there? I found a somewhat active profile for the CFO of ERG. His profile is open to anyone messaging him, I just need to create a fake linkedin profile so that this doesn't trace back to me. I'm not going to drop the link here because he doesn't need to get harassed, there's a possibility he had to work with Maldy, that's more than enough harassment for multiple lifetimes.

Also this mornings stream chat is attached. Fucker streamed for like 12 hours.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Anyone think the retired CFO of Eagle Research Group could back up (or deny) Maldy was actually there? I found a somewhat active profile for the CFO of ERG. His profile is open to anyone messaging him, I just need to create a fake linkedin profile so that this doesn't trace back to me. I'm not going to drop the link here because he doesn't need to get harassed, there's a possibility he had to work with Maldy, that's more than enough harassment for multiple lifetimes.

Also this mornings stream chat is attached. Fucker streamed for like 12 hours.

It can't be hard to fake a linked in profile I've seen plenty of bots on there.
If it requires an AI just have an AI generate a fake ID and touch it up in photoshop.

 

[Schnoz]

When his Drama blew up i was happy to finally found another lolcow. Now having been catched up, i have to say he fizzled out and is now just another dime-a-dozen egocentric, narc lolcow. And a boring and bland one at that.

Shame on you Maldavius Figtree, i thought you'd have more to offer. But you are just boring, even as a lolcow you are just 3rd rate at best.

But the Toiletgnome was funny i have to admit, please give me more of that Mald.

 

[LGTV]

It can't be hard to fake a linked in profile I've seen plenty of bots on there.
If it requires an AI just have an AI generate a fake ID and touch it up in photoshop.

I'm a noob with Photoshop and AI, my only experience with AI was trying to AI Upscale some Final Fantasy FMVs. Didn't turn out good. My only expierence with Photoshop was using a pirated version and it crashing a ton.

I'll see what I can do about a Linkedin profile.

 

[thx1138]

He gained 8 inches in his 4th puberty, duh.

Yeah, up his ass.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Looks like Mald had a reply to these pictures and peoples' responses to them last year. He doesn't looks like he's slouching in any of the pictures.
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"Apparently I can't slouch!" Someone pls let him know he also can't be obese and stinky. Dude doesn't know.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Maldy bitched about Mr. Robot using his super secret knowledge that was publicly available, solved by others prior to him, and the creator of the challenge liked the episode.

I don't know the full context of the puzzle, but if you have a cipher of numbers correlating to letters it's probably not that hard to solve given enough time.

 

[el gordo]

'ive reported you'
'you are going to get banned'
'i hope you lose your account'
the smile on his face when he says this stuff is so pathetic, he has spent his entire life sitting in front of a computer playing games to the point where he thinks this is something that matters

 

[Oddity]

just a guy who wants to get simp bucks.

Lying about who you are is bad, but if you're getting cash from streaming as a 2D "girl", it's really smart. You can earn some dough without putting yourself at risk ;D

 

[roach69]

Lying about who you are is bad, but if you're getting cash from streaming as a 2D "girl", it's really smart. You can earn some dough without putting yourself at risk ;D

It's not a lie, just social engineering