Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[supersonic chris]

What could a pooner possibly know that every other woman doesn't already? I'd argue they know much less, especially about themselves and how they're generally perceived.

Most women have never lived life as a tranny. But honestly i dont really disagree

TPD

 

[Jizzrag]

 

[Chandelier]

Only a single valiant Redditor dares to go against the crowd and is washed away by the tide of rape rhetoric.

Aceamundson is up there saying that a phalloplasty flesh tube can 'stay hard for hours' - what she neglects to mention is that it either has to be inflated like a tire or because of a steel rod in there. Also, there is no fucking way gay men are seeing that Coke can dick placed in the wrong area as 'impressive' - these are men who have seen dozens of penises, and they're going to know that THAT one looks fucking weird.

And since the discussion of the fujo-to-pooner pipeline got brought up, this disabled pooner decided to change her name to Viktor, the guy from Arcane who is a major fixture in the current online trans discourse.

Spoiler

I wonder if she's disabled because she has a legitimate condition, or if it's because 39-42% of pooners are morbidly obese.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Most women have never lived life as a tranny. But honestly i dont really disagree

If you're good natured about it and can handle general mockery well then an AMA may be an interesting thread on it's own. But all previous attempts at this (usually by troons) have ended poorly for them.

 

[cybertoaster]

There is a youtuber known as Caleb Hammer

Didn't that guy have a thread here?

Pooners desire to be loved, cherished, and get that white picket fence,

Why not go trad then? or just normal girl? why become a gay man and join an hypersexual culture that's about getting dicked by 20 different guys in one night with practically no emotional ties at all? And before you mention the boylove thing consider pooner constantly invade those gay spaces.

while troons want to be 'fucked like a woman' and degraded.

AGP ones sure but the autistic kind many have said they essentially went trans for attention as nobody cared about them while as trannies others at least pretend they exist.

>anarchy flag

Meanwhile IRL rats don't help other rats of different colors.

Hello i am a real life pooner heres my favorite all time pooner-art

That's shit isn't it?

 

[Audit]

Aceamundson is up there saying that a phalloplasty flesh tube can 'stay hard for hours' - what she neglects to mention is that it either has to be inflated like a tire or because of a steel rod in there. Also, there is no fucking way gay men are seeing that Coke can dick placed in the wrong area as 'impressive' - these are men who have seen dozens of penises, and they're going to know that THAT one looks fucking weird.

And since the discussion of the fujo-to-pooner pipeline got brought up, this disabled pooner decided to change her name to Viktor, the guy from Arcane who is a major fixture in the current online trans discourse.

Spoiler

View attachment 6918029

I wonder if she's disabled because she has a legitimate condition, or if it's because 39-42% of pooners are morbidly obese.

Read those tags closely. She's rewriting the character to make easiest to coom. She's writing fanfiction about a female "trans" Viktor to make a better self-insert fantasy.

It's interesting how these fetishists demand to skinwalk the male characters in their fapfics. There are tons of female characters in Arcane that they could self-insert as to fulfill pretty much any kink they wanted. No, they MUST be the male character with another male friend. Somehow, the misconception of platonic friendships as sexual is at the center of this whole debacle.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

Didn't that guy have a thread here?

After a search it appears he does have a thread, currently at 17 pages . I've never heard of the guy until I seen him pop into my youtube, and when I was told here he was a fag and suspected sex pest.

>anarchy flag

Meanwhile IRL rats don't help other rats of different colors.

Couldn't help but post it

 

[supersonic chris]

If you're good natured about it and can handle general mockery well then an AMA may be an interesting thread on it's own. But all previous attempts at this (usually by troons) have ended poorly for them.

Im chill with mockery

That's shit isn't it?

Eh, its life. DIYHRT is pricy.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Hello i am a real life pooner heres my favorite all time pooner-art

Have we had a pooner ama yet

why are you a pooner

 

[supersonic chris]

why are you a pooner

I was born a chick with gender dysphoria so i pooned out to feel better

 

[batteredpancakes]

I was born a chick with gender dysphoria so i pooned out to feel better

Please expand on what you mean exactly by "gender dysphoria". Give examples.

 

[supersonic chris]

Please expand on what you mean exactly by "gender dysphoria". Give examples.

Major examples:

1. The earliest i remember it happening was when i was around five years old. I was raised in a very progressive community. One day during a campout, i met a boy older then me, he was wearing girls clothes and had longer hair. Everyone mistook him for a girl. I found out much later that s/he transitioned years after but it doesn't matter much now.

But when i wore boys clothes, it was obviously different. i was not seen as a boy, i was just called a tomboy or i was treated like a normal girl who happened to be wearing boyish clothes. i had repeated meltdowns over this, because i didnt want to be a tomboy, and i didnt have the words to express it.

2. I hated my birth name, i never learned to respond to it or even turn my head when it was called. Id respond to boys names once i turned 5. When i turned 8, i was finally able to write somewhat, and id sign every paper in a boys name, even after repeatedly getting in trouble for it

3. I was disgusted by my natal puberty, to the point of doing diy unsafely because gac here sucks.

4. I do not have much dysphoria nowadays, but sometimes i get general dysphoric feelings. Sadness over how much work i have to do to feel correct when it comes so easily to everyone else. I pass now, but i often worry that if pooners get pushed into the limelight, it will become harder to pass. I get dysphoric over the fact i have to worry about that.

 

[YWNBAM]

I was raised in a very progressive community

What kind of "progressive" are you speaking here? Were your parents treating you as non-binary from early childhood? Or perhaps your elementary school had talks about trans people?

i met a boy older then me, he was wearing girls clothes and had longer hair... I found out much later that s/he transitioned years after but it doesn't matter much now.

on the side note, this is a horrifying. Long gone the days when only Jazz and Desmond were few of unlucky ones to be put through this

 

[Magic Pickle]

i often worry that if pooners get pushed into the limelight, it will become harder to pass.

Presuming that this isn't simply flavorless bait to farm stickers: yes, it will, and this is a good thing. I'm sorry for the miserable way you've decided to cope with the moral neutral of womanhood, but I must confess my sympathies are limited given the evils of the ideology you've chosen to align yourself with. Get well soon.

Anyway, let's turn our attention to some pooner whining hot off the presses of Reddit.

A pooner worries that she and her fellow FTMs will be seen as deranged perverts. Perhaps if half of you weren't aroused by urine, male pregnancy and dog penises, people may assume better of you.
Link | Archive

Guys I’m afraid​

There’s a lot of adult content on here. Which is fine. But I’m scared of anti trans people can find this and use it against us. Say we’re really perverts. After innocent people. Which is strange because there are cis people who are into adult content. But because we’re trans it’s used against us.
I’m not sure if it’s safe right now to post adult content.

Rejoice! A young girl is saved from herself due to Trump's EOs. While I find him less than appealing, one cannot help but celebrate even the tiniest of victories - though her mother seems determined to destroy her daughter by any means necessary by suggesting seeking out a private hospital.
Link | Archive

My top surgery got cancelled this morning because of Trump​

Hey, I never post online, I’m a huge lurker, but I’m just so down right now, I need to vent to people who will understand. Sorry if this is a little extreme, I know people have been reacting really strongly to the recent news.
I’m 17, 1.5 years on T & had my top surgery scheduled for Monday. I was told this morning it was cancelled as the hospital is federally funded or something like that.
I had my first consultation in October & since then it’s been such an uphill battle with missing school & the waiting for what seems like forever for appointments & insurance & all that. It’s been so draining, I was so happy to almost be done. My dysphoria has also only gotten worse & now is so overwhelming.
I know 17 is pretty young & there’s always time & all that. I’m aware I’m very lucky to be where I’m at with my transition so young. But, I’m still just so ruined by the news. If I gotten it just a week prior I would’ve been fine! I would be happy right now, and grateful.
My mother is an angel & very supportive. She reached out to local politicians & all that. She told me that if the courts freeze the order, then I can reschedule, but then it’s just more waiting. The hospital is saving my date until tomorrow, but I’ve given up hoping.
The only other option is going through a private hospital, but then that’s starting the whole process over again, & I don’t know if I can go through that again. If it’s the only option, it’s the only option I guess.
I’m also just embarrassed. I told everyone I was going to be out of school & the principal emailed all the teachers. I already have my absences excused for the next two weeks so I’m wondering if I can just not show up, and rot at home for a week or two.
The order made me sick to my stomach the way it described the surgery as ‘mutilation.’ I’m terrified I’ll have to go off T. I just feel so down & idk what to do.
Sorry if this is long & just a self-pity fest.
TL;DR: My surgery got cancelled five days before it was supposed to happened & I’m just so hopeless now.

FTMs discuss insurance fraud, and how to convince their doctors to make their paperwork an auditing nightmare. Any provider willing to do this is certainly going to look down the barrel at a lot of revoked claims - and if it involves Medicaid? Oh, they are in for a world of hurt.
Link | Archive

Official doctor diagnosis concerning recent EO banning care questions​

I am not under 19, but scared they are coming for us next. I'm pretty sure I've seen posts, can't find them now, about asking your doctor to change the diagnosis from "transgender" to "male with low "testosterone". Anyone that has done this, can you confirm, provide insight?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

What kind of "progressive" are you speaking here?

Likely that daddy touched her no-no parts growing up.

 

[supersonic chris]

What kind of "progressive" are you speaking here? Were your parents treating you as non-binary from early childhood? Or perhaps your elementary school had talks about trans people?

No. I was raised somewhat female (although i never did anything girls only). I was allowed to wear boys clothes and have a boys haircut if i wanted.

I knew about homosexuality and it was accepted as OK. Dressing however you wanted was okay as well. I was raised by libfems although i turned out more center politically. They had a very "girl power" type of feminism. Also they were bordering on being hippies. I was extremely isolated as soon as i expressed wanting to be male.

I did attend crossie library book readings. Makes you wonder....

 

[supersonic chris]

yes, it will, and this is a good thing.

Im a deep-stealth passoid. I think ill be ok. I do worry for the semi-passing doods. i truthfully think that the media will never focus on ftms, the media really feeds on fear mongering;

"large man dresses up as a woman and goes into women's bathrooms" will always be more noticeable and attention catching than "woman does steroids and only uses family restrooms". Ftms are uninteresting in concept, and its our saving grace.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Im a deep-stealth passoid.

So you are a mutant. Woman to monster.

 

[Hojicha]

So you are a mutant. Woman to monster.

by passing she really means barely above 5'2, pear shaped and humongous breasts with a grotesque pube stache

 

[batteredpancakes]

1. The earliest i remember it happening was when i was around five years old. I was raised in a very progressive community. One day during a campout, i met a boy older then me, he was wearing girls clothes and had longer hair. Everyone mistook him for a girl. I found out much later that s/he transitioned years after but it doesn't matter much now.

So you were someone who was exposed to the idea of transitioning very very young. You are naturally attentive to people who dress in a non-conforming way; probably because people paid attention or made comments about him and you're a kid who wanted attention.

This scenario conflicts with your idea of a "progressive community" because if it was really progressive you wouldn't have taken notice of something a community like that would consider normal. 5 year old you kept this memory precisely because it was unusual.

But when i wore boys clothes, it was obviously different. i was not seen as a boy, i was just called a tomboy or i was treated like a normal girl who happened to be wearing boyish clothes. i had repeated meltdowns over this, because i didnt want to be a tomboy, and i didnt have the words to express it.

Further evidence your claim is bullshit. And more evidence you wanted a particular type of attention. With you it's not about wanting to dress in boys clothes you needed people to think you're a boy; this is something no mentally normal child would ever concern themselves with. A boy would just be a boy and never think of these things. Meltdowns over such a benign thing is ridiculous. Even at a young age you have mental issues but I wouldn't call this gender dysphoria. This is a product of bad parenting and a bad environment.

I was raised by libfems. They had a very "girl power" type of feminism. Also they were bordering on being hippies. I was extremely isolated as soon as i expressed wanting to be male.

Ah here we go. Feminists are notoriously bad at making being a woman look appealing and love to constantly point out gender differences. Constant remarks about how woman suffer and are victims of men. Remarks about how men have it so easy, and woman have it hard. You would have picked up on this as a young child.

More evidence on this being how they were very negative at your remarks about wanting to be male.

We've even found repeatedly on this site that even those radical lesbian feminists end up raising a pooner to their own horror.

2. I hated my birth name, i never learned to respond to it or even turn my head when it was called. Id respond to boys names once i turned 5. When i turned 8, i was finally able to write somewhat, and id sign every paper in a boys name, even after repeatedly getting in trouble for it

Lots of people hate their name as kids. Even using boys names is pretty normal. I knew too many female sam's, harri's, and andy's. Look at Angelina Jolie's kid she was John for a portion of her childhood.

I myself used to exclusively role play as male characters when playing. Think Spider man, Batman, Balto, Tarzan, etc. I would absolutely refuse to pretend to be any princesses. It's normal behavior it's not 'gender dysphoria'.

3. I was disgusted by my natal puberty, to the point of doing diy unsafely because gac here sucks.

99% of girls don't like puberty. Do you really think every other girl enjoys being catcalled at 12 and bleeding out their pussy every month? Especially so if the girl is very young for puberty as most people are now who are born post 80s. Most of human history girls were often 14+ so we're missing years of mental development that others in the past were afforded before they hit menses.

4. I do not have much dysphoria nowadays, but sometimes i get general dysphoric feelings. Sadness over how much work i have to do to feel correct when it comes so easily to everyone else. I pass now, but i often worry that if pooners get pushed into the limelight, it will become harder to pass. I get dysphoric over the fact i have to worry about that.

The fact that you don't have much dysphoria now and are anxious about passing in the future suggests it's mostly about people perception of you not about you being a "man".
A regular man if in your position would be overwhelmingly upset at the lack of penis. Then next probably the height and relationship issues. This is so important to men that they will off themselves and others over these aforementioned issues and yet you talk about feelings like a woman would.

You don't come across as a man you come across as a woman who has issues with being a woman and has attempted to identify out of being one.