06Feb#04
All fascist dictators strive to make their governments small and powerless. In BS you learn something new everyday.
the logic, it's..... not there. How can it be a fascist dictatorship when government has LESS power? Does not compute. Natzee Germany had TIGHT control over EVERYTHING. They even had gun control. Doesn't this logic make all the antigun-(D)'s fascists?
06Feb#14
Tampon Tim likes to be with kids, and he wants Minnesota kids castrated.
wait wait wait WHY is he STILL governor? Like, STILL IN POWER Governor? In Canada if you run for another office, you MUST resign your current role FIRST. Then if you lose, there's no-take-backsies, you can't just go back to it, you gotta go do something else, and your role is filled by by-election. Which you can't run for, because you resigned.
06Feb#16
Thinkingbayonet: You don't want a coup or a
civil war, you've probably never even shot at or killed anyone
Bobby, completely missing the point: But maybe we should just kill people. That would work, right?
06Feb#25
haha i been waiting for someone to pull that on Bob.
So whay, exactly, does Dave Chappelle suck ass, Bob? Is it because Chappelle doesn't cater to your every whim?
something something troonfobia.
Fat faggot internet tough guy Bob Chipman boasts that he'll personally go and murder every chud out there. If shit actually went down, he'd be cowering in his mom's basement hoping that nobody would find him.
nah he's just hoping all the Antifa types will go out there and do it for them like the fucking Weathermen/Weather Underground Bill Ayers types.
Nor does Moviebob explain what the hell a "thinker" is supposed to be--outside of "Democrat voter who agrees with no less than 100% of Moviebob's political viewpointa".
I'm guessing Bob thinks it's self-evident what a Thinker

is - the opposite of a Believer

. Not superstitious, doesn't unironically bow down to Invisible Sky Daddy In the Clouds that might have told someone to gas the Minorities in Minecraft or some such, does Science

and gives us Robot Slaves to do manual labor so humans can do the Thinking

(but NOT the Robots! NEVER the Robots! Unless it's Commander Data) and drags the
Untermenschen kicking and screaming forward towards the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah. And would eliminate the Believers

in a heartbeat in minecraft, so that things "work".
For being such a big-brained Thinker, Bob really sucks at pattern recognition. "Of the two major political parties, one generally supports or is neutral towards the issue I care about the most, and one is constantly working against it. Which one should I vote for? Ah, of course, the second one! I am smart."
But only One party can give him the big fake-tittied "tall girl" hot librarian troon he lusts after, and it sure ain't the (R). The (D) is for degeneracy after all. Fuck your moon rocket, Bob wants to suck troon cock!
There's a really dumb talking point MovieBob has been repeating for the past couple years. The gist of it is: "There are two types of people in this world, thinkers and believers!" This is what I'd like to call a "bumper sticker" statement. A quote meant to look cool on a social media timeline or on a sticker, but usually doesn't have much more depth than that.
Bob is of course, wrong. There are two types of people in this world, but they are not Thinkers vs Believers. They are Thinkers vs Feelers. Bob is a Feeler

.
The problem is, Bob never forgot about it, and it never even went viral. He repeats it over and over, and when someone disagrees with the point, he'll argue them in the replies like it's an actual intellectual point that needs defended. He treats this as though it's a serious piece of philosophy. He seems to treat this canned, rehearsed phrase as the backbone of his entire worldview.t, like it's something you have to debate and take seriously
This would explain why he takes dril/wint's
tweet way too fucking seriously:
2) "Believing" and "Thinking" aren't mutually exclusive. In fact, you have to "think" something to believe it. Even when you know something for sure, you "believe" it. When you "believe" something, you "think" it's true. You could engage in endless pedantry about what is meant by "think" and "believe" in this context, but that's exactly what it is: pedantry. To make the worldview somewhat coherent, you have to stretch the meanings of the words far past their original intent into extremely narrow, specific interpretations that are useful only in the singular concept of this debate.
Bob is artificially reducing "Believer" to the context of someone who believes in one or more deities (usually God as described in Christianity/Judaism). Since it's obvious to Bob that god "doesn't exist", he finds belief harmful because belief apparently causes bigotry and mass killings (of the wrong people) and such.
and being a "believer" doesn't make you dumb.
Bob thinks believing in something that to his mind flies in the face of reality (ie Bob is absolutely, without a doubt POSITIVE there is no God, So Saith Bob, The Galaxy Smoothbrain), is bad and dumb, and causes people to make dumb decisions en masse that overwhelmingly harm the Actually-A-Persons.
5) What about people who neither think nor believer? What about people who just act impulsively without thinking at all, and don't ever commit to an idea and figure everything is subjective? These people definitely exist. People who are totally apathetic to higher thinking or abstract thought, and don't really have any strong beliefs. Where do they fit into this paradigm? Are they "believers" for not thinking, or "thinkers" for not believing? Can they be classified as neither? Both? If you can be both or neither, then the original statement is false.
as long as they don't believe in (any) God, Bob counts them as Thinkers

.
So fittingly enough, Bob neither "believes" in "Thinkers or Belivers" nor does he think it through. He just desperately wants it to be true so he can be better than other people. He wants something to proud of, and for him it's the very basic concept of thought. Because all he can do is "think" shit. He goes "But haha, you can't think!" No, moron. Even the dumbest people on earth think. There is nothing special about you.
and he wants Someone to save the world by gassing the MAGA CHUDs in Minecraft, for surely that will bring forth the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah! No more
MAGAnaiseghoulen to hinder progress by their wrongvotes! Problem with that is, you can't do that. Being a Believer is not genetic. Even if you cull all the Stupids and MAGA CHUDs, some are going to appear spontaneously from the population, thus making it an unending task. Even if Bob couldn't actually do it himself but relies on Revolutionary commie types to do so instead.
I don't know why they're complimenting him for this because he outright says in the FF video that he stole most of the ideas he presents from other people online. Also, Bob's idea was that they were time travellers, not that the movie was set in the 60s. It's been years since I watched the video and even I remember that.
Bob lying or misremembering to make himself look good - day ending in Y.
That's because Moviebob rebut any justified criticism without reverting to some asinine ad hominem attack, such as "you paid for X-Twitter", "anime avatar", and "you're not a person and your life doesn't matter".
you know when Bob resorts to any of those, plus 'Your Mom', he's lost the argument.
Despite having done nothing to earn it.
Bob's like a corrupted version of a Christian. Instead of believing in Jesus to get to Heaven and save his soul, Bob believes
thinks that if he
is a good boy earns good-boy points,
says his prayers every night curses the MAGA CHUDs all day long while proclaiming Vote Blue No Matter Who, and he drinks
Jack Daniels Pabst Blue Ribbon
when he dies he will go to Tennessee he will get a
Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Body complete with Mario-shka brain whereby to Bing Bing Wahoo forever. For he is The Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Sheikh Diabeeto, Ba'ab al-Movie, Masshole Mussolini, Pol Potbelly, Bobby the Smoothbrain
Henan Chipman,
Bob the Blue Curtain Builder Reader, the crayon-eating, paste-consooming exceptional High Acolyte of The Cult of Our Lady of Blue Curtains.